So other people get dreams.  I mean I get dreams, too, but mine often skew towards nightmares.  I have friends who get sex dreams about celebrities.  Or even just pleasant dreams.  I rarely do.  More often if a celebrity is in my dream it is a whole insecure, wasted opportunity moment because apparently my sub conscious’ greatest desire is to disappoint me.  Last night Kate Upton showed up in my dream, I ran into her at some music festival, she was pretty, she was nice, an I wandered off with my friends because I couldn’t think of what to say and I wanted to use a water slide.  Yeah, I don’t know.  The point is then the dream slipped into being about Rachel McAdams as she talked about how she used to work at McDonald’s and how she was very bad at it and eventually they made her a greeter.  I woke up and my thought was, “Did she really work at McDonald’s?"  A quick Google says yes.  It is amazing the things I know somewhere in my head about celebrities, I think I absorb it through osmosis.  Because if you asked me what i knew I would mention Mean Girls and the Notebook and that I think she is pleasant and funny when I have seen her but most of the movies she makes are movies I don’t watch.  Except apparently i knew she worked at McDonalds.  Which is sort of why she’s here, because I had a dream that was honestly not at all exciting. So the dream became Googling which brought up pictures and she’s pretty and… today I want to fuck Rachel McAdams.