Among the many lame things about me these days the lamest is that I am too old to watch Saturday Night Live when it’s on most of the time now.  So I watch it Sunday.  Except you know, Football, so sometimes I watch it Monday.  Or like late Sunday.  Or… whenever.  I really fuck up the whole Live part of the equation.  Anyway, among the things in life I had no idea I needed in my life until they happened was Ariana Grande dressed as She-Ra.  Because… I honestly had never thought of combining that before.  It wasn’t quite chocolate and peanut butter.  Yet it happened and I was like, “Oh, hey there childhood.  This is nice”.  It’s nice.  I find her attractive and it turns out She-Ra is a good look for her.  So today I want to fuck Ariana Grande.