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I believe I have bemoaned Christina Hendricks’ boobs before.  I realize that is a strange thing to say but I feel like her boobs, or more accurately the internet’s obsession with her does a strong disservice to her.  I just finally watched the latest Mad Men and the way she is able to portray resolve and heartbreak able to convey heartbreak and resolve together is just wonderful.  Her portrayal of Joan Harris has always been fantastic. I feel like someone pushing against the glass ceiling and the general gender inequities of the era could have played it as very histrionic or overly dramatic.  It isn’t though, instead we always got someone who was well aware of the limitations placed on her by others and yet still striving against them.  Honestly, that is one of my favorite aspects of Mad Men, her and various other people’s journeys as the world changes. And I feel like all of that is sadly over shadowed by her boobs.  Because they cast a very large shadow.  But man I love Christina Hendricks and her work.  Today I want to fuck Christina Hendricks.

The Met Gala was last night and it’s always a good night for pretty dresses.  Early on I thought I was going to end up posting Anne Hathaway today because I liked what she wore a lot, it was gold and shiny and jokes have been made about me really liking shiny dresses.  Especially gold and silver ones.  Like I am easily distracted or a raccoon or something.  But then I saw Jessica Chastain.  It should be noted she was also in a shiny gold dress.  Which goes a long way to proving I am an easily distracted idiot or a raccoon.  Often when I post her i have just seen something with her in it and will talk about her acting because holy fuck can she act.  But none of that happened, I just thought she looked amazingly gorgeous at the Met Gala.  She won the Met Gala.  I am calling it.  Today I want to fuck Jessica Chastain. 

I have watched Daredevil  All of it.  I was a little late to the party because the simple truth is I have never cared about Daredevil.  He is one of those handful of Marvel characters that try as I might I just didn’t care.  I have read so many of the classic runs and still just didn’t care.  So by Sunday everyone was asking me what I thought and acting horrified when I said I hadn’t started.  So Sunday afternoon I started it and… here I am less than two days later done.  It turns out it was really good and I cared about Daredevil.  This was impressive and speaks to just how good the show was.  Among the high points was Deborah Ann Woll who really made Karen Page very likable and loveable and just an important key to the show rather than just the girlfriend character I suppose she could be on a lesser show.  Of course, this is Daredevil so I spent the entire season in dread of what might happen to her because… well, if you don’t know, nothing ends well for anyone in Daredevil in the end.  If there is one constant it is tragedy.  And well.. I know what happened to her in the comics.  So a lot of dread all season for her and the sweeter and better Deborah Ann Woll made her the more frightened I got.  Anyway, this is the first time I have posted her even though I always knew it would happen on day.  Long before this casting was announced because she was always someone that when I saw her pop up on the internet I found very attractive.  I just have never seen a single thing with her in it before so… you know she was just some pretty face I had no real connection to.  Now I have one.  She was great.  Daredevil was great.  Go binge it.  Today I want to fuck Deborah Ann Woll.

One of the last, if not the last of Roger Ebert’s reviews I read before he died was for the horror film Mama, which stood out as being solid if not amazing but anchored by an extraordinary performance by Jessica Chastain who managed to lift everything around her.  Roger Ebert commented in the review that the film was just further proof that she was one of the finest actors of her generation.  This is basically how I feel about her because somehow everything she is in, like it or not, I am taken with her performance.  I finally watched the Disappearance of Eleanor Rigby last night, the Her/Him variety and it was… not bad, but not great either.  But Jessica Chastain was again on point.  And she is of course beautiful which is part of the reason she’s here but the truth is she is just so talented I am in awe and it’s such a major factor in my attraction to her.  She if a gift.  Today I want to fuck Jessica Chastain.

So here is Ariana Grande again a week after I posted her last time.  I know cause for some reason last time that post got quite a reaction.  It was the 16th time I had posted her.  I think.  Anyway, I won’t really address any of that other than I don’t understand some of the complaints I received but you are more than welcome to your opinion. She is here because she is attractive and a friend and I were discussing that last night.  I will just leave it at that today and say today I want to fuck Ariana Grande.

So I guess Ariana Grande is on tour at the moment.  Or, no, I don’t guess.  I know.  I am literate and when picture of her on stage state she is in a certain city for the Honeymoon Tour it means that she is on tour.  But it’s this like… thing I do.  A bit of intellectual cowardice or something, I can’t commit to an actual statement, you have to give yourself wiggle room so that what you said isn’t definite, then you can’t really be wrong.  Like I’m fucking Hamlet or something and my inability to decide makes me a hero.  Some hero, dude didn’t accomplish shit and Ophelia’s at the bottom of a river simply because she didn’t realize spoiled, rich momma’s boys are absolutely the wrong people to fall in love with.  Fuck Hamlet, am I right?  How did we get here?  I don’t know, Ariana Grande is on tour and I know this for certain.  I also happen to know she mixes a strange combination of adorable and sexy.  I am sure some people find it off putting but those people are not me.  I happen to find it attractive.  She is attractive.  No wishy washy bullshit here from me.  I don’t care what is nobler in the minds of men, she is attractive, I like what she has been wearing on stage, thus today I want to fuck Ariana Grande.

So I have started watching the Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt and I am digging it.  I was looking forward to it from when it was first
announced but kind of forgot that it would be out this weekend until I
saw people talking about it.  I think what I like best about it is how
well it harnesses what is best about Ellie Kemper.  She was enjoyable on
some pretty bad seasons of the Office but I feel she is better used
here because it really takes he ability for upbeat enthusiasm and turns
it into something wonderful.  She isn’t positive because she is stupid
like on the Office, she is instead a ray of sunshine because it is
frankly better than being a dark cloud in everyone’s life.  I really
like it and I really like getting to see her.  I like it so far and I
like Ellie Kemper so today I want to fuck Ellie Kemper. 

Here is Karen Gillan for no reason other than some pictures of her showed up over the weekend and cons and stuff.  She is adorable and sex and gorgeous.  She also looked good at the Cinderella premier.  Not a lot more to say than that because first I didn’t sleep well and second I have posted her plenty before and can’t think of anything new to say.  She is great.  Today I want to fuck Karen Gillan.

Here is Jessica Chastain who I happen to be a pretty big fan of, something you probably are aware of if you have followed me for a while.  She also looked fantastic at the Oscars, at the parties associated with the Oscars, at the Foreign Language Films thing… and so on.  Anyway, I felt like posting her today because… she is beautiful and talented.  I guess that is what I said yesterday about Anna Kendrick.  I have a thing for really good actresses?  I am ok with that.  Today I want to fuck Jessica Chastain.

I continue to watch Bates Motel and this girl popped up and I was like, whoa, that girl is hot.  I had no clue who she was but it turns out she is mainly known from the Percy Jackson movies which is a good sign because when I first posted Alexandra Daddario she was this girl I had seen in horror themed media who was basically know for being in Percy Jackson movies.  Then she blew up the internet a half a year later.  So good sign for Paloma Kwaitkowski then, right?  Well, maybe.  She’s mainly here because of the visual language of Hollywood.  It’s stuff we’re all familiar with even if we don’t think about it and I am not here to criticize it, ti is important.  A movie is only 2 hours, a TV show has more hours but they are shorter than you realize, they have to use cheats, visual cues to tell us about the character, to get us to know them without spending years with them.  So we make assumptions that would make us an asshole in real life but with TV it’s necessary.  So she shows up and she has a piercing somewhere other than her ears (her nose), shortish, choppy hair, she wears more eye make up than the other girls on the show, her hair is clearly not it’s natural color.  Your brain goes, oh shit, she’s a bad girl.  That girl is wild, she could be trouble.  Heart of gold or otherwise, that girl could be trouble.  And that is why she’s here, not because I am looking to talk about this but because I am an easily influenced idiot.  I see that and for years TV and other media have told me that girl is hot.  That bad girl, the girl you should be careful of?  She’s sexy.  That’s part of the danger.  Watch out.  And so my mind registers the part she is to play and my brain goes, “That girl is hot.  Pay attention, she’s hot.  Look at her.  Hot”.  And we end up here.  Because this has happened before.  And the truth is the actress is always pretty but often they way she normally looks I would be like, “pretty girl” and move on.  But when a TV show tells me to feel a certain way?  I feel it.  I do what I am told.  So she’s here because today I want to fuck Paloma Kwiatkowski.