The Met Gala was last night and it’s always a good night for pretty dresses. Early on I thought I was going to end up posting Anne Hathaway today because I liked what she wore a lot, it was gold and shiny and jokes have been made about me really liking shiny dresses. Especially gold and silver ones. Like I am easily distracted or a raccoon or something. But then I saw Jessica Chastain. It should be noted she was also in a shiny gold dress. Which goes a long way to proving I am an easily distracted idiot or a raccoon. Often when I post her i have just seen something with her in it and will talk about her acting because holy fuck can she act. But none of that happened, I just thought she looked amazingly gorgeous at the Met Gala. She won the Met Gala. I am calling it. Today I want to fuck Jessica Chastain.
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