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Awards season is pretty good for someone like me because we get just a load of red carpet stuff.  I find, beautiful people tend to look good in expensive gowns and with a lot of styling and care in advance.  It’s not really a mystery that if you spend thousands of dollars and countless hours with professionals who are skilled at making you look good you will look good.  But starting now and through all the major premieres of the fall and all the way up until the Oscars we’ll get a fair number of red carpet events that will be certain to attract various stars and grab my attention.  Last night may not have been the absolute starts (because I have no idea, I mean I care because it’s good for me but it isn’t like the start of baseball season or anything where I just know off hand it’s always the Cincinnati Reds), but last night caught my attention with the Creative Arts Emmys.  After going through all the pictures this morning I was tempted to just say, “Yeah, I’ll take all” but that would just be a very long entry and greedy and let’s be honest, I don’t have that kind of attention span or energy.  I mean like 20 different women?  I might die with a smile but more likely I’d be like the fable of the dog who drops his bone in the water trying to get his reflection’s bone.  I’m also going to skip right over the Freudian implications to me coming up with a fable that made me keep saying bone.  So I “settled” on like half the cast of Victorious.  Red dresses are always popular at these sort of things and rightly so, they have a habit of looking pretty good.   I am not sure who looked the best of the three, I am torn though as I am writing this I am leaning towards Liz Gillies but then as I was choosing pictures I was leaning towards Victoria.  If I was able to decide I wouldn’t have chosen all three girls, right?  There isn’t much more to say, I have posted this exact group before because they are all hot and they go together in my mind, which is why today I want to fuck Victoria Justice, Elizabeth Gillies, and Ariana Grande.

I think I knew who Isla Fisher was before I ever saw Isla Fisher in anything.  I guess maybe I saw her in Wedding Crashers first but… I didn’t like the movie so it’s mostly forgotten.  Anyway, I knew she was hot but I really took notice in Confessions of a Shopaholic.  The sense of style in that helped but it was also worth noting she was gorgeous.  Now I have just finished watching Hot Rod (which people swore was a lost classic, it’s not) and I was surprised to see her in it, I had no idea.  It reminded me that yes, she is gorgeous and in an effortless way.  It’s a talent some people have, they can just casually push back a strand of hair, or flash a smile and you’re suddenly smitten with their beauty.  It is definitely something she’s had in everything I’ve seen her in, so basically that’s why today I want to fuck Isla Fisher.

So obviously I haven’t seen the new episode of Doctor Who yet because it doesn’t air for hours yet.  And it airs on the other side of the Ocean then and while I am an ok swimmer I’m not that strong of a swimmer.  I say obviously like everyone reading this is just hugely up on Doctor Who.  You are aren’t you?  Oh man, you aren’t?  You’re so missing out!  Anyway, I haven’t seen it yet but it definitely influenced this pick because in preparation I have been spending lots of times on the internet looking at various previews and things.  Lots of fun videos of the cast doing fun things (like bowling against various people from the Nerdist’s empire of podcasts).  Karen Gillan is just stunningly gorgeous but what stands out to me is the energy and life she has when I see her on screen, from her actual role as Amy Pond to bowling in San Diego.  Why this is notable is that it never occurred to me that other people might not see it if they aren’t a fan.  A friend of mine mentioned she has an issue that she never smiles.  I was taken aback because… well she’s so cheery and smiley as Amy Pond.  She is always laughing and smiling when I see her doing anything, like riding around in a rickshaw with Matt Smith.  That is just a huge part of the attraction, she is this magic combination of fun and bubbly and smart and flirty all mixed into one.  Then I started digging through pictures and I saw it, she really doesn’t seem to be smiling in most of them.  It’s very odd! If you are someone who only knows her from photos I am here to tell you… you’ve let yourself down by not seeing more.  Some people have a certain energy and charisma that static images can’t convey, Karen appears to be one of them (though in truthfulness when she was announced as the new companion years ago I just saw pictures and I didn’t need any convincing she was hot).  So I am here to encourage you to give Doctor Who a chance, to give Karen Gillan a chance, and to… I don’t really have a third thing.  I thought I did but I guess I forgot.  Well, what I know and won’t forget is that today I want to fuck Karen Gillan.

So, now it’s time to get more than greedy, this is flat out gluttonous.  Or not, that’s a different deadly sin than what this blog is about.  Either way, I know I am greedy here.  Frankly, I would likely be overwhelmed and not even know what to do.  I mean, I wouldn’t forget what goes where but sometimes there is sensory overload.  Thing is, I’m brave enough that I’m still willing to try.  Don’t call me a hero, don’t erect monuments to me, I’m just an ordinary person willing to give it my all to experience all three of these girls at once.  That’s right, today I want to fuck Victoria Justice, Elizabeth Gillies, and Ariana Grande.

This started as a post about Victoria Justice because in all honesty I am a little tipsy and decided to try watching Victorious.  Thing is then I decided half way through that I liked Ariana Grande better.  Then I went back.  Then back again.  Then I got greedy.  I’m being greedy, both are attractive in their own way.  I think Victoria Justice is just stunning and classically beautiful, it’s impossible to see her and not immediately lock your eyes on her.  Thus she was first.  But then Ariana Grande is sexy in her own way and just button cute.  So I couldn’t decide, then I decided I should get both.  Again.  So today I want to fuck Victoria Justice and Ariana Grande.

Ginger Snaps is one of the best Horror movies of the 2000’s and it stands out for a lot of reasons.  The whole feminist werewolf tale is just too intriguing to ignore and it’s too well put together to not appreciate, I highly, highly recommend it for fans of awesome stuff.   A nice little side effect to discovering the movie back in 2003 was discovering the leads, both of who were very good and if you are a fan of genre stuff have shown up in one form or another over the years in stuff you like.  Katherine Isabelle had the added added bonus of also being really hot.  Part of that was her, part of that was the role as her sensuality and budding sexuality were a major part of the movie.  Lord knows it only helped my attraction to her and god did I find her attractive.  So this is a bit of a trip in the wayback machine, I am rewatching Supernatural and she just mad an appearance and so I had to mention her because she is just fantastic.  Today I want to fuck Katharine Isabelle.

Ariana Grande is just… adorabahot.  I guess that’s the word for it.  I mean she is very cute, I think being so tiny and bubbly makes it inevitable that adorable is the first thing you notice.  But she’s also really hot.  I love the fake red hair, I have always been a big fan of that in general and it looks great on her.  But also just something about how she carries herself really appeals.  Well, whatever the reason, I find her hot, I find her adorable, and now I want to find her in my bed.  Today I want to fuck Ariana Grande.

When they first announced Karen Gillan as the new companion on Doctor Who I nodded a little and thought she was pretty.  Certainly she looked good when photos started leaking of her dressed as a police officer.  But what really made her stand out to me was her work on the show.  She is just so damn charming.  I really don’t get the hate that has been leveled at her by some (ok, I get some of it, some people are very frightened by the reaction she causes in their penis and thus they claim she’s a slut?  Very mature gentlemen of the internet) but other than people who are frightened by their own urges I don’t understand.  She is beautiful, she is funny, and just everything she does is charming, she has an infectious sense of energy on the screen.  She’s pretty great and I am looking forward to the ever approaching return of Doctor Who, thus today I want to fuck Karen Gillan.

Sometimes you just want to indulge yourself.  Thus two girls today.  Now, in a real threesome (in case you were wondering) that’s the wrong attitude, everyone needs to feel special and equal and treating one party or two like they are just there for your fun is a good way to make your third feel like a whore.  But this isn’t real.  See, we don’t have three way fantasies because we all want to get down to the nitty gritty of reality, we do it because we want the fantasy, all the attention on us and getting not just what we want but a second helping of what we want.  Now being a nerd, my fantasies along those lines always have to have a connection, it can’t just be two random girls, it has to be two girls who make sense together.  Because I’m a nerd, obviously Captain American and Batman can’t team up, they’re in different universes.  Along the same way I can’t just link up two random starlets, I’d have to figure out how they knew each other!  So my fantasies go like this, and thus today I find myself thinking about two adorable stars of the same show, Victoria Justice and Ariana Grande.  I have written about both of them before so I guess this is long enough already and I’ll just say that today I want both.  Today I want to fuck Victoria Justice and Ariana Grande.

So Ariana Grande is another girl I have only seen glimpses of in actual stuff.  For the most part I don’t watch tween oriented television because… I’m not a tween.  But she has caught my attention over the years by popping up on red carpets or at events and I have seen the occasional appearance in this or that.  I will admit she hits a couple of my soft spots, I like obviously fake colors of hair, and her fake red is one of my favorites.  I also like small women.  Well, I like all sorts of women but I do like shorter girls from time to time.  But overall I just think she is cute as a button while having a slightly mischievous look to her sometimes.  It’s appealing and it’s why today I want to fuck Ariana Grande.