I have, to this point, avoided posting drunk. Mainly because I don’t know what will happen. Will I just throw up the devil fingers and scream rock and roll and pass out or will I concentrate extra hard to be extra erudite (those playing close attention will realize this means I consider myself to be very erudite sober). I don’t know, this could be a disaster in the morning but I am here right now. I have spell check, I have fingers, I have pictures of Rihanna. So that’s it, right now what I really want is to… well, no, wait, see, stumbling block, the way I am supposed to end this is Today I want to fuck Rihanna.
Tag: Rihanna
Last time I posted Rihanna I mentioned she runs pretty hot and cold with me. When I want her I really want her. So it shouldn’t be a surprise that she is reappearing again so soon. I happen to really be into Rihanna of late. I won’t go too much into the Oprah interview other than to say it was disappointing. I know I am not alone with that as someone else mentioned it made Rihanna less attractive to her. I get that. It mainly made me feel bad for her. The thing is though, she’s still so hot and her feelings can’t really be helped. You can’t will yourself to hate someone, even someone you should. So all it really did is make me feel bad for her and think about her again. And the thinking is why she’s here because good lord she is gorgeous. So today I want to fuck Rihanna.
Very few people wax and wane for me like Rihanna. I can’t really say why but it is pretty unique. Now, there have been many girls over the years who I get really into and then they fade away and later I wonder just what the hell I was thinking (mainly we call them ex girlfriend. *rimshot*). Rihanna is a little different in she will sometimes show up with the same intensity for me where it’s like, oh yeah, Rihanna is really hot. Then she’ll stop showing up, I’ll see pictures of her and shrug and generally not care at all. Until suddenly I do and it’s all over again. Today is one of those days. I can’t say I always know who I will choose tomorrow but sometimes I feel like I have some idea, or at least a direction I might go. Then there are days like this, I had strange dreams that had nothing to do with Rihanna but by the time I had finished waking up and washing my face… suddenly I am thinking about Rihanna. A lot. I don’t know why, I mean, just stepping away from it she’s a very attractive woman, so it isn’t a mystery why I would like her but it is why I don’t sometimes. But what would life be without mysteries, it’s something to keep us on our toes and get me over thinking my libido. Still, no mystery what i want to do today. Today I want to fuck Rihanna.
Battleship looks like garbage but the flash I saw of Rihanna in it she looked good. Of course, she often does, I happen to find her quite attractive. I know, very strange she would make an appearance here. Now, I guess I could make some juvenile quip about wanting to sink something in her or about her going down or about how Battleship is a stupid thing to make a movie about but instead I am going to talk about how pretty Rihanna is. And she is. Such a pretty face and a great body and her skin… it just always looks so flawless, just perfect. To be honest, I always like her best when her hair is red, I don’t know why, but I do. Just a little aside because whatever the hair today I want to fuck Rihanna.
I guess I had heard of Rihanna before but I never really took notice of Rihanna until the whole Chris Brown thing. I will leave that mostly alone because for one I don’t think I need to mention it is despicable and second it would crush my faith in humanity when I started getting messages from people telling me that Chris Brown is so cute domestic violence is ok. Instead I will focus on Rihanna, who is just stunning. She has a fantastic body, of course, but she has just a beautiful face, I enjoy her style, and she just seems to embody something extra I can’t quite put my finger on. She was on SNL last night and looked great of course and since then I have been thinking about her, which means today I want to fuck Rihanna.
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