I have, to this point, avoided posting drunk.  Mainly because I don’t know what will happen.  Will I just throw up the devil fingers and scream rock and roll and pass out or will I concentrate extra hard to be extra erudite (those playing close attention will realize this means I consider myself to be very erudite sober).  I don’t know, this could be a disaster in the morning but I am here right now.  I have spell check, I have fingers, I have pictures of Rihanna.  So that’s it, right now what I really want is to… well, no, wait, see, stumbling block, the way I am supposed to end this is Today I want to fuck Rihanna.