Tag: Rihanna

I am worried I might be coming down with something but am even more worried I might be a hypochondriac.  Some people at work have been sick and when I started thinking about it this afternoon I started to not feel great.  No symptoms (unless being a little bitch is a symptom) but the more I thought about it the more run down and tired and vaguely not great I feel.  So I might be getting sick or I might be a head case.  Or I might be both, there’s not reason to make it an either/or I suppose.  Anyway, as such I haven’t really been that into posting today so I am taking the easy way out and posting Rihanna because she’s beautiful and what more do I need to say.  She did some stuff for the CF Fashionbook and I keep waiting for better images of it to come out but they haven’t.  She looked great though so I will keep waiting and post some other pictures and just be content with that.  Today I want to fuck Rihanna.

This week has sucked.  This week sucks.  Let’s just get through it, it’s almost over.  Anyway, I am posting Rihanna because I just wanted to post someone beautiful and have that be it.  Rihanna is beautiful.  I almost typed we can all agree on that but it isn’t like this is my first day on the internet, I am sure we can’t all agree on that.  I am sure someone, somewhere is outraged that I am posting Rihanna.  Oh well.  I like her on account of my known fetish for beautiful women.  Today I want to fuck Rihanna.

Here is Rihanna because Riahanna is always so close to being posted.  Like all the time I am like, “Holy fuck, look at Rihanna”.  But then I have already posted that day or something else comes up or she’s like a close second.  I guess what I am saying is that this blog under represents my attraction to her.  That happens.  I mean, I guess I can’t really argue with the numbers but there are people who I feel get over represented due to circumstances like picture availability or media saturation and then those who are under represented due to picture scarcity or bad luck.  Of course, I could just be fooling myself and I don’t know my own desires as well as I think I do.  Or it could be a combination.  These are the things I find fascinating that no one else does I am sure.  Oh well.  Anyway, here Rihanna is because she has looked good recently.  Not in any specific sense but more in the sense that she always looks good and I keep noticing and so today she broke through.  Today I want to fuck Rihanna.

I know there were some awards yesterday but I don’t really care that much.  I am posting Rihanna mainly because she is very attractive.  She was in a bunch of commercials yesterday during the playoffs.  I think it was yesterday.  Maybe it was Saturday.  This weekend is my point.  She looked good.  She looks good.  I like her.  I just end up rarely posting her because so many pictures of her seem to be her getting in a car, going into a restaurant, or shielding her face from photographers. In general my least favorite type of pictures.  I always seem to forget there is a rich back catalog of photos of her if I want.  So here she is because she’s hot.  Today I want to fuck Rihanna.

Some days it is harder to write things here than others.  I don’t know why other than I am not feeling articulate, or there is no angle I can think of to say essentially the same thing I always say.  Today is one of those days because what it boils down to is Rihanna is here because Rihanna is hot.  And I can’t think of a way to say that other than to come out and say it.  I think Rihanna is hot.  So today I want to fuck Rihanna.

Rihanna is one of those people that when I see her and I think she looks good I think she looks really good.  Like it’s strange cause weeks will go by without seeing anything about her and it’s like I forget Rihanna exists almost.  Then she’ll show up and it will be like, “Oh right… Rihanna!"  Her trip to Brazil for the World Cup has had that effect.  I think she looked really good and honestly it looks like she had a good time.  I am not usually a huge fan of pictures of celebrities walking around or jumping into the Ocean or whatever but she usually looked like she was having a good time and they just felt right so… here we are, today I want to fuck Rihanna.

I often declare a “winner” of various events that gather celebrities.  Usually award shows or something but sometimes other events.  I do this because in general I assume every person on the internet is deeply concerned as to what my opinion is on these things.  This is because I am a dangerously unhinged egomaniac but it’s all good because at least I am a self-aware dangerously unhinged egomaniac.  I have never declared a winner for the CFDA Fashion Awards before because until late last night I had no fucking clue they existed.  Now I know and Rihanna won.  And you might think this is because she was basically naked and you wouldn’t be entirely wrong because as much as my attraction to her is an up and down roller coaster of an experience she is undeniably beautiful and almost naked is a good look on her.  But also that dress is amazing, see through or not it just is amazing.  Her is where I sound like the yokel who got kicked in the head by a mule but I really like shiny things.  But I mean it, that dress, the way it shimmers and drapes and yes, her amazing body, it just creates something that is impossible to look away from.  So she won, I have been thinking about it since last night and she won.  Today I want to fuck Rihanna.

So today I am posting Rihanna because Rihanna has looked remarkably good recently. At least, I think she has.  That’s probably all that matter given that I am the person who decides who to post.  It would take skill beyond mine to do a blog like this based on who other people are attracted to at the moment.  Anyway, Rihanna is odd in that there are bouts of intense attraction to her and then bouts of man I don’t give a fuck.  I am not sure why some people are like that for me but some people are like that for me.  She is like that for me but the Met Ball, a few photoshoots recently,  even some tweets and it’s like, man, today I want to fuck Rihanna.

Rihanna is undeniably pretty.  Of course, beauty is subjective so you could deny it but don’t be that asshole.  She’s pretty is my point.  She has a pretty face, she has an interesting sense of style, I quite often love her hair, and she has a fantastic body.  But… I am a lot of the time not attracted to her.  This is something I share with a bunch of people I have talked to here and it makes me feel guilty because the reason is simple, it all boils down to Chris Brown.  You won’t hear me trash many people here but Chris Brown is a scum bag.  Now, I don’t think any of us are blaming her for Chris Brown being a scum bag but I think we all had a gut reaction to her going back to Chris Brown.  It’s her choice and certainly we should all be promoting the idea of her making her own decisions… but you can respect someone’s ability to make their own decisions while losing respect for them because of the decisions they make.  I think that’s what has gone on.  But I do feel guilty about it sometimes.  Well, she’s here today because I thought she looked good at her annual Barbados festival for the scantily clad (that may not be it’s real name).  And hopefully she will never be involved with Chris Brown again.  And hopefully I don’t get death threats from team breezy.  But, whatever, bring them on, I’ll stand by my what should not be at all controversial point that the guys is a bad person for beating his girlfriend.  With that chipper note I will just mention that today I want to fuck Rihanna.