Tag: Singer

A lot of competition for who would be posted today, apparently last night was pretty big.  Who knew.  Anyway, in the end it came down to Taylor Swift and Katy Perry and gosh, I sure hope it doesn’t add fuel to the fire of whatever stupid bullshit feud is out there but Katy Perry won.  She does that sometimes.  Like, she doesn’t show up here all that often anymore (though I feel like that’s as much her fault as me, the world isn’t as inundated with new pictures of Katy Perry as it was 3 years ago) but she still has this power over me.  Where I might think I am going to post someone else but when I see Katy… it’s over.  I can’t get her out of my mind that day.  She’s just very, very attractive.  And there is something extra about her, something that appeals to me in a special way.  There are a few people out there like that.  Anyway, she was at the Country Music Awards, well one of them, there are like 5 different major country music awards, and I don’t know why.  I mean probably because she’s famous. It seems a little strange that she’d be there instead of the other more pop centric awards show but who knows.  It gave her an excuse to dress like a neon Dolly Parton, so that was fun.  I thought she looked good.  I really like fuzzy sweaters.  I don’t know why and I don’t want to dig too deep because I seem to remember a babysitter wearing one and… better not to pull that thread.  Anyway, here is Katy Perry because today I want to fuck Katy Perry.

Here is Rihanna because Riahanna is always so close to being posted.  Like all the time I am like, “Holy fuck, look at Rihanna”.  But then I have already posted that day or something else comes up or she’s like a close second.  I guess what I am saying is that this blog under represents my attraction to her.  That happens.  I mean, I guess I can’t really argue with the numbers but there are people who I feel get over represented due to circumstances like picture availability or media saturation and then those who are under represented due to picture scarcity or bad luck.  Of course, I could just be fooling myself and I don’t know my own desires as well as I think I do.  Or it could be a combination.  These are the things I find fascinating that no one else does I am sure.  Oh well.  Anyway, here Rihanna is because she has looked good recently.  Not in any specific sense but more in the sense that she always looks good and I keep noticing and so today she broke through.  Today I want to fuck Rihanna.

Because I am terminally lame and old I watched Saturday Night Live early this morning when I couldn’t sleep.  I probably would have done so earlier if I had remembered Ariana Grande was hosting but oh well.  She did well enough.  That sounds like faint praise I guess but I think the show has been struggling this year and so well enough is better than a lot of hosts so far this season.  She also is very pretty and clearly a talented performer, she’s been doing this a long time.  It was also a reminder that I haven’t posted her in forever.  Today I want to fuck Ariana Grande.

It’s early in the morning but already there was a lot of competition as to who to post today.  Lots of great pictures surfaced yesterday and overnight.  Charli XCX won though.  Because obviously I am way into Charli XCX.  She is just ridiculously hot and I like the way she has looked in various picture that have come out and perfume ads and… you know, it’s a strange world, this one where stuff like that just appears on my phone to let me know to look at it.  The future, it’s even better than flying cars.  Anyway, I find Charli XCX ridiculously attractive and that will annoy a couple of people, including one who will spell her name with an E just to annoy me (ahem @thunderstormofoblivion).  That’s fine, you guys can be annoyed, more Charli for me because she is so hot.  Also talented, I am digging parts of her new EP, mainly the title track but also the fact that Hannah Diamond makes an appearance and.. well, I don’t know if anyone cares.  It’s too early.  The sun isn’t even up yet, which is just stupid, why do we live in a world where people get up before the sun?  It’s only going to get worse after this weekend.  Well, small comforts, I have these pictures to look at.  Today I want to fuck Charli XCX.

Here is Pixie Lott because Pixie Lott is very pretty.  This is my line of reasoning most times I post her and I don’t really know what else to say about her.  She is a special kind of pretty.  At least for me.  Like… I see lots of pictures of lots of pretty girls because I have a blog where I post pictures and also frankly some of you guys following me are pretty remarkable as well, so I see lots of pretty girls in pictures every day.  Pixie Lott is one of the few that every time I see her I pause and am just like, “Wow, she’s pretty”.  Just something special about her I guess.  Which would explain why she has shown up as many times as she has but also why she doesn’t show up that often.  Like, the only hook for me really is how pretty she is and usually I have something else that causes someone to get posted, something I have seen or heard or a facet of their personality.  So she doesn’t show up more often because like… if it wasn’t for pictures I would forget she existed.  But she shows up as often as she does because she is so pretty that even without a hook sometimes I see pictures and it’s like… I have to post her.  So here she is today because she’s been around for London Fashion Week.  Today I want to fuck Pixie Lott.

Charli XCX continues to do me no favors with her clothes.  Well, not me exactly.  I happen to really like her style and her willingness to take chances and try things.  But, there are people in my life I care about who do not like her.  Like at all.  Which is strange because you’d think people wouldn’t go out of their way to be wrong but often people do.  Anyway, I see pictures of her at Fashion Week in London and my first thought is, “Well, that’s not going to change anyone’s mind”.  And yeah, if you are reading this and think it’s about you it’s probably about you.  There are like 3 of you.  You know who you are.  I find Charli XCX to be charming and I am just drawn to her.  I like the intelligence that inhabits her work and I like the way she seems to have embraced life and her level of fame to enjoy herself.  I also kind of like some of what she’s worn at Fashion Week.  Some of it less so but I’m just not posting that.  Anyway, here she is because I think she is ridiculous hot.  Today I want to fuck Charli XCX.

Here is Lana Del Rey cause it’s a Lana Del Rey kind of morning.  I listened to one of her records, I have a lot of thoughts about her and image and superficiality and authenticity but i have already written about that.  A lot actually.  On this blog.  on other blogs.  Every celebrity is selling us an image of them, not themselves.  Those who we feel are particularly authentic or uniquely themselves are either just better at selling or authentic unique themness is just what they are selling.  This all sounds cynical and it is and lord knows I am not really a fan of the nihilistic there is no truth, nothing can be known freshman year intro to philosophy stuff.  It is not profound and it is intellectually lazy.  My point is just that Lana falls into this grouping that because she is more transparent about the image she is selling she is somehow seen as less honest.  It’s an interesting intellectual contradiction we engage in, where we are almost upset when someone doesn’t try hard enough to let us suspend disbelief.  So yes, she is selling an image but it’s a pleasant image.  And there is truth to be found in purposeful illusion.  Also, she’s just kind of sexy.  Anyway, I have been thinking about all of that but it’s nothing new because it’s basically what I always think about when I think about Lana Del Rey.  Which is a good thing, certainly not everyone makes me explore thoughts on reality and truth.  Today I want to fuck Lana Del Rey.

The last couple of days man, they have been torturous in the best way.  I have had to make hard decisions about who to post because of a wealth of possibilities.  Today I settled on Charli XCX because I am extremely attracted to Charli XCX.  It is hard to put into words, which I have mentioned before because it is just intense, there is something about her.  A confidence, an intelligence, sort of an ironic detachment while also embracing some ridiculous things.  I don’t know, I can’t seem to find a way to actually describe it, which is pretty bad luck since that is what this blog is about.  She is marvelous though and lovely and so here she is looking great because today I want to fuck Charli XCX.

Here is Pixie Lott because today is my friend Katherine’s Birthday. You may not get that connection but you’re not me.  Or Katherine.  So let’s not go around trying to make everything about you, ok?  It’s her birthday not yours.  Unless it’s also your birthday then uh.. happy birthday but this still isn’t about you.  Anyway, Pixie Lott always makes me think of her because she is the reason I know Pixie Lott exists.  Also just because blonde, English and uh.. I dunno, she just does.  Friends are important.  We are lucky to have them, I am lucky to have a friend like Katherine so I want to wish her happy birthday and in her honor I am posting Pixie Lott.  Because I am just a giver.  That’s right, I am willing to lust after the incredibly attractive blonde pop star because I am such a good person.  I’ll come out and say it, I’m basically the Ghandi of being willing to sleep with celebrities.  Happy Birthday, Katherine.  Today I want to fuck Pixie Lott.

I know there were some awards yesterday but I don’t really care that much.  I am posting Rihanna mainly because she is very attractive.  She was in a bunch of commercials yesterday during the playoffs.  I think it was yesterday.  Maybe it was Saturday.  This weekend is my point.  She looked good.  She looks good.  I like her.  I just end up rarely posting her because so many pictures of her seem to be her getting in a car, going into a restaurant, or shielding her face from photographers. In general my least favorite type of pictures.  I always seem to forget there is a rich back catalog of photos of her if I want.  So here she is because she’s hot.  Today I want to fuck Rihanna.