Tag: Singer

Man, so the Golden Globes were last night and it was almost too much.  Not the show, though I did enjoy it because I love Ricky Gervais and I haven’t yet Googled if anyone is crying about his performance but as always I wouldn’t understand why.  I mean all the outfits were almost too much because there were sooooo many people I could post today.  So many people looked good.  Lots of people.  And I have waffled back and forth but I am going with my first instinct and choosing Katy Perry.  When I saw her dress last night I was blown away and was sure I’d post her.  There were other good dresses.  Honestly, if I had watched the red carpet stuff Katy would have been posted last night.  But I didn’t because I was watching football.  I contain multitudes so yes I was torn between football and the red carpet stuff leading up to the Golden Globes.  Anyway, Katy looked fantastic.  I am going very off the cuff here but I will say the best she has looked in a very long time.  Because I can’t remember any time recently that she stood out.  I could be forgetting something though.  I do that.  My point is last night she looked amazing.  More amazing than the other people who looked amazing.  So today I want to fuck Katy Perry.

Whatever I am doing on New Years Eve I tend to stop and tune in for the last 5-10 minutes of Dick Clark’s Rockin’ New Years Eve leading up to the countdown.  I don’t know why because it isn’t a thing I feel like I care about but it tends to feel like the thing to do.  I don’t know why that specific broadcast other than the fact that it has always been there.  Since time started.  I mean it’s a little weird it’s now presented by a dead man who thankfully doesn’t show up but I guess calling it Dick Clark’s and having no Dick Clark isn’t all that different than calling it Rockin’ when it has in fact, never been rockin’ in my experience.  I remember being a small child and Walk Like and Egyptian played and thinking it wasn’t exactly a rockin’ song.  Anyway, Demi Lovato was there with Ryan Seacrest as the ball was dropping and when she smiled she just looked beautiful.  She has a good smile.  So I was like, oh, maybe she’ll get posted tomorrow.  But I knew in my heart of hearts that was unlikely because I wasn’t’ going to do it right then and after a night’s sleep no one ever makes it here.  Too many new things competing to be noticed when I wake up and I have the attention span of a goldfish.  So I guess it’s like a New Years’ Miracle that she is here.  There is nothing new to draw me away today and ample pictures of Demi performing last night.  And she looks good and I kind of like her coat.  We’ve talked about strange things I like and I happen to find girls adorable in big bulky coats.  I don’t know why either.  Anyway, today I want to fuck Demi Lovato.

Last time I posted Demi Lovato I wrote about the Jingle Balls going on everywhere and how nice she’s looked.  This is basically the same post, just a little later.  Because she seems to be one of two people performing at them this year.  And I think she’s looked pretty amazing so far.  I can’t tell you why all of a sudden Demi Lovato is doing it for me but she is definitely doing it for me.  She has looked really good.  Really, really good.  Which is why she is here again, I think she looked great again this weekend so today I want to fuck Demi Lovato.

One of the things that interests me about this blog (and only me most likely because I am navel gazing egoist who is fascinated with myself) is the sort of sway someone will have over me for a set period of time.  It’s an alchemy I can’t unravel as to what causes it.  I have posted Demi Lovato a bunch in recent months, or at least frequently compared to the past, because something about her is just clicking for me recently.  I have no idea why suddenly she looks so good to me.  But she does.  And I have lots of examples of that in this blog, stretches where someone shows up all the time only to disappear and so on.  I am not sure what drives it.  Anyway, Demi was playing at one of the countless Jingle Balls we’ll see across the country this month.  I am a little tired of the name Jingle Ball, it is one of those almost clever things that gets more tired the more you hear it and I realize this is likely a branding thing.  Almost every radio station in this country is owned by one of two companies so of course your local Jingle Ball is part of a mass branding in the same way radio sucks because there are set playlists and… I am about to go off on a rant.  I just think they could come up with more than one Christmas themed pun.  It’s not like they are spending time breaking new bands or anything anymore, they must have some free hours to kill.  Anyway, Demi Lovato looked great, I enjoy looking at her… so today I want to fuck Demi Lovato.

The America Music Awards were last night and on the scale of prestige they aren’t very high but they tend to score well on the scale of who shows up on the red carpet.  So I was looking forward to that and the first person I saw pictures of was Demi Lovato and I knew immediately Demi Lovato had won.  I just saw her face and it was over.  The dress is nice, it’s fine.  Turns out it wouldn’t have mattered what she wore because I only needed to see the neck up.  Her hair was awesome.  And her face?  Her face game was unreal.  She looked beautiful.  I don’t have any other thing I can say to elaborate more than that, I was taken aback by just how amazing she looked.  So she’s here, she’s the winner, event over.  Today I want to fuck Demi Lovato.

I guess Lana Del Rey has a new album coming out soon.  Or… I don’t guess, I know she has something coming out eventually, the soon is the part I am guessing on.  I know there has been some stuff and all and there has been a mini influx of pictures from photoshoots recently.  That’s usually a good sign.  Look, I am not who you should go to for your LDR news.  Or any news.  This is not a news site.  I am sorry.  You may have to scrap that paper you’re working on if you used me as a source.  Sorry, I really should have mentioned all this earlier.  I am just a site where I talk about stuff I like.  Mainly girls but sometimes other stuff.  Well, always girls.  Sometimes other stuff with the girls.  I like Lana Del Rey.  Not as much as my dear, sweet friend @lunoboom does, so maybe ask her if you have Lana Del Rey questions because she is bilingual and once defeated 3 assassins with just a grapefruit, so she seems closer to a valid source.  Anyway, this is way off track because I am tired and in a rush so I will just say Lana is pretty and sexy and I like her so today I want to fuck Lana Del Rey.

I feel like there are at least 1 or 2 people this won’t be a surprise to.  Well, probably more won’t be surprised to see Charli XCX show up but given it is my special day I’d imagine a couple of people are even less surprised.  And it’s why Charli XCX is here because I am an adult, I can do whatever I want.  This is the first time it hasn’t been Kristen Bell or Kate Upton though today.  So… horay for people who aren’t blondes?  I dunno, Charli XCX is just… ridiculously attractive. Not just how she looks, there is something about her.  I’d try to convince you but frankly trying to convince people has just failed and I don’t have the energy.  Cause seriously, I was so clumsy today I messed up making coffee and have a cup full of wet grounds.  I have big important, older adult stuff to do, like clean up my coffee maker so I am going to wrap this up.  Today I want to fuck Charli XCX.

I actually try not to post Charli XCX too often.  It’s an active thing i have to do because I like Charli XCX a lot. People make fun of me for liking her too much though.  Well, that’s not quite right.  Mean kids aren’t being mean to me because I like her but I have friends who like to tease me.  So I try and fail to resist the urge sometimes.  I almost posted her yesterday but then Supergirl swooped in and saved everyone from that.  Not today though.  She has shown up a lot at events lately and this is great for me but terrible for people who think I post her too often.  I mean, I was posting her a lot when pictures of her were hard to find but she has been everywhere the past couple of weeks.  I think she has largely looked great, though I am not as big on her EMAs outfits as @femalecelebrityoftheday seems to be but you know, that’s where the classic saying comes from: Whoiwanttofucktoday has better taste.  Another thing that does kill me about Charli XCX though is her personal style.  I love it.  It is distinctive and it has personality and that goes a long way with me, it feels uniquely hers.  And so all the time she will wear something and I am like, “Oh, that’s amazing!”  Then my second thought is a resigned, “Oh man, so and so will hate that outfit”.  I have an impulse, when I feel like someone is under-appreciated, to try and get other people to like them.  I really am trying here but the people I am closest to and really want to like her?  I know every time, oh, that’s not for them at all.  Now I am rambling though.  I think my point is it is hard to resist posting Chalri XCX because I have this strange connection there, it’s like everything she does appeals to me and the fact that it doesn’t seem to appeal to most people I know makes it even more for me, like it appeals to my contrarian side.  So I am sorry if you are tired of Charli XCX and you don’t find her attractive.  Truly, I am very sorry because it seems like it must be hard going through life being so wrong all the time.  Today I want to fuck Charli XCX.

I have always really appreciated Charli XCX’s sense of style.  Not just how she dresses but sort of like everything about her.  There is a mixture of confidence and fun to it.  It sort of infuses a lot of what she does, this idea that she wants to try something and just have fun doing it.  And what mixes with that is the fact that she often admits she doesn’t really know what she’s doing or how it will turn out and that is this strange confidence to kind of shrug, say I might fuck this up and do it anyway.  The results are that I often love how she dresses even if I can’t imagine anyone else ever dressing that way. I didn’t know how her collaboration with Boohoo would turn out because… well, her stuff screams her so much that I love it but you know, it screams her.  Now that pictures of it are out I still have the same question but I don’t care because it all looks so wonderful on her.  It’s no secret how much I love Charli XCX but one fo the things that plagues me with her is that so many people I am close with don’t get my love of Charli at all.  They think it’s odd.  And this fills me with a strange desire to convert them somehow.  So I see these pictures and I am like, shit, these are amazing.  These are perfect.  I love them.  And then immediately the person I want to convert the most springs to mind and I go, “She’s going to fucking hate these”.  Such is my curse, what I like about Charli XCX is the same thing that means she is not for everyone I suppose.  Man is she for me though.  Today I want to fuck Charli XCX.