Tag: Singer

Work has been really slow for me which leaves a lot of empty hours of having nothing to do.  I mean, it’s worrying on one had for adult bill paying reasons but on the other hand boy has it given me a chance to indulge in the wonder of the internet.  I am watching Charli XCX’s performance at Glastonbury from this summer and enjoying it because the internet is great at finding random stuff and I needed a break from horror movies which have basically been my life so far this October.  Anyway, I find Charli XCX to be delightful and talented but also ridiculously attractive.  Like just unreasonably attracted to her.  It probably isn’t healthy.  There is just something about her though, she is just… I don’t know, it’s something i have never been able to put into words.  Kinda sucks that this blog is about putting stuff into words.  Oh well.  Today I want to fuck Charli XCX.

So for reasons no one would possibly be able to guess today I am posting Ariana Grande and Liz Gillies.  If you need a hint as to why it’s because I am remarkably easy and easily influenced.  Still, I happen to like them both so I am not upset about having a reason to post either.  I don’t have much more to say though so I will just finish this up.  Today I want to fuck Ariana Grande and Elizabeth Gillies.

So I feel like the world is telling me to post Demi Lovato.  I am not one to get into arguments with the world at large, especially when I am so tried.  I am tired because I am an idiot, we are potentially waiting on a hurricane here but really it’s just been rainy.  This seems to me to be the perfect excuse to stay inside and watch horror movies all weekend without feeling guilty but I already botched it by staying up so late last night that I am just dragging today.  But you know, chill horror movie weekend.  Demi Lovato pictures have been showing up, my friend @thunderstormofoblivion sent me a video about her latest shoot.  Said video keeps showing up on my dash so cool, I’ll post her.  She is pretty.  I am glad she seems to be in a good head space.  Today I want to fuck Demi Lovato.

I am as I type this watching the first episode of Scream Queens.  So far pretty good.  I mean, I am not sure about it’s long term prospects because this isn’t my first rodeo with Ryan Murphy.  But it is funny so far and assuming it’s goal is to make me want to see Emma Roberts die horribly then goal achieved.  Also, always Jamie Lee Curtis bonus points because she is the best.  All of that said, I am posting Ariana Grande today because Ariana Grande is the hottest girl on the show.  At least so far, I have only seen a bunch of truly despicable sorority girls thus far.  But it’s late and i really like Ariana so here she is.  Today I want to fuck Ariana Grande.

In some ways Demi Lovato is the most representative of the fracturing of pop culture to me.  I am sure you have read about this over the years because basically for the past 10 years or so people have been writing about how everything is niche.  See my history with her is that it was a name I knew but I don’t think I could have tied it to a face.  She was some girl on Disney and that was that.  Now, in most cases that wouldn’t be about the fracturing of pop culture, it instead would be about me being old and not watching shows for children.  Except I could place plenty of other names.  I am not sure how Demi Lovato was one of the ones I couldn’t.  I don’t think it was until I had started this blog that I could confidently match face and name with her.  Once I started this blog I suddenly knew a lot more people because I paid more attention but also a lot of people sen me suggestions or ask my opinion on girls or just send me pictures and ask if I can tell them who that is.  So at some point, I don’t know when, I could pick Demi Lovato out of a line up.  I still have almost no connection with her work because I don’t know what I have ever seen her do anything other than show up in pictures.  Lately though every time I have seen pictures of her on stage I have thought she has looked fantastic.  I mean like, I keep noticing and really noticing.  I think it’s fishnets and high waisted shorts.  It could just be the fishnets though.  Either way she’s looked good so today I want to fuck Demi Lovato.

Pixie Lott was at a thing for Fiat.  A car launch party or… I don’t know, there are so many events that are clearly just advertising things, I can’t keep track.  Or maybe I pay only minimal attention.  The point is she looked fantastic at it.  Which isn’t stunning because looking good is a thing she often does.  For someone I really should have no connection with she always stands out as very pretty any time I see her.  Like, she doesn’t pop up in any sort of way here in the US, not her music, not her, but I know she’s big in the UK.  So for me she is just this face that pops up and it’s always like, wow, that girl is so damn pretty.  Which is why she’s here today because she is so damn pretty.  So pretty.  Today I want to fuck Pixie Lott.

 the Teen Choice Awards were last night and often after events of that size I tend to pick a winner, someone I thought looked good. Now, given that Charli XCX wasn’t at the Teen Choice Awards you might think it would be difficult for me to make them about her.  Well, you thought wrong, I can make almost anything about Charli XCX at this point.  I found the Teen Choice Awards red carpet to be disappointing, a couple of interesting things but way more Oh God Whys out there.  Charli XCX was in Vegas at a party and looked quite good and so she won the Teen Choice Awards by not even being there and looking good somewhere else.  Congrats to her.  I really like her.,  This seems obvious at this point but I will state it in case it wasn’t.  Here are a bunch of pictures of her because today I want to fuck Charli XCX.

I realize I am behind the curve a little bit here but I just basically saw Katy perry in her ad for her new flagrance.  I am willing to admit that I am getting older and I just don’t keep up on perfume news like I once did.  You know, adulthood, you get busy, you have responsibilities and limited time so you just can’t spend all your time finding out what celebrity is releasing what fragrance when. I mean, I am joking, I am behind the curve but it’s a little odd to me, celebrity fragrances.  When I was young it wasn’t really a thing.  unless you’re Elizabeth Taylor you tended to get mocked if you were a celebrity selling smells.  I remember Michael Jordan getting mocked for his cologne and that guy was the Michael Jordan of Basketball, so if anyone could make basketball themed cologne it was him.  Appare3ntly now it’s almost a requirement (seriously, with the music industry cratering it’s a major revenue stream).  It’s very big money and if you want to be a player its a thing you have to do.  I am going to go ahead and say I don’t get it.  Like… if I imagine Katy Perry and her boobs shooting fireworks out of them a lot of things come to mind.  I mean… her boobs first but also the idea that the fireworks seem like overkill, everyone was already obsessed with your breasts.  You didn’t need fireworks.  Or whipped cream.  Or whatever.  My point though is all of that is there and I think lots of things about Katy perry but I have never been like, “I wish I could smell like fireworks and boobs”.  Partially because I don’t know what that smells like and in part because I am immature and really enjoying saying fireworks and boobs. All this I guess sounds like I am mocking it and I am a little but it’s also a good example of why I love Katy Perry.  There is some dedication to the concept on her part.  A costume, a magic show, perfectly tailored sets.  Its’ very her and I think she looked fantastic.  I happen to love dress up.  I loved the Katy Perry Magician look.  Enough so that I just posted a bunch of that up today.  Because she looked hot but also because I just really love the unified aesthete.  Today I want to fuck Katy Perry.

In the continuing series of “Things I am into but I didn’t know and this is strangely specific” today we have Pixie Lott in jean shorts.  Bonus points if she’s wearing a white top.  Now, I am not sure why this is true.  It probably helps that she is really pretty. Nice legs help.  But I would point out she is really pretty in other pictures and also she always has legs.  Always.  They are not detachable.  I googled just to make sure I am right.  Legs do not detach.  If you leg falls off you should see a doctor immediately because that is not typical leg behavior.  So I dunno why the jean shorts make a difference but they do.  It occurs to me if Nazi scientists ever need information about what strangely specific things I like to program an Armageddon-bot this blog is giving them all the information they need.  I really need to think about my life choices.  This entry is fucking strange.  Anyway, she is beautiful, I guess I like jean shorts, today I want to fuck Pixie Lott.

So Katy Perry is here again and it’s because I woke up thinking about
her.  I had a dream about Katy Perry.  Interestingly enough she had her
short hair in the dream despite the fact that i would say in general it
was not my favorite look for her.  Apparently my subconscious
disagrees.  So here she is, mostly with short hair.  And yeah, ok, she
looks pretty good.  I mean, Katy Perry very rarely look bad.  And it is a
reminder that when my brain focuses on Katy I have a hard time thinking
about anyone else.  She kind of drowns it all out.  So today I want to
fuck Katy Perry.