In the continuing series of “Things I am into but I didn’t know and this is strangely specific” today we have Pixie Lott in jean shorts.  Bonus points if she’s wearing a white top.  Now, I am not sure why this is true.  It probably helps that she is really pretty. Nice legs help.  But I would point out she is really pretty in other pictures and also she always has legs.  Always.  They are not detachable.  I googled just to make sure I am right.  Legs do not detach.  If you leg falls off you should see a doctor immediately because that is not typical leg behavior.  So I dunno why the jean shorts make a difference but they do.  It occurs to me if Nazi scientists ever need information about what strangely specific things I like to program an Armageddon-bot this blog is giving them all the information they need.  I really need to think about my life choices.  This entry is fucking strange.  Anyway, she is beautiful, I guess I like jean shorts, today I want to fuck Pixie Lott.

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