In the continuing series of “Things I am into but I didn’t know and this is strangely specific” today we have Pixie Lott in jean shorts. Bonus points if she’s wearing a white top. Now, I am not sure why this is true. It probably helps that she is really pretty. Nice legs help. But I would point out she is really pretty in other pictures and also she always has legs. Always. They are not detachable. I googled just to make sure I am right. Legs do not detach. If you leg falls off you should see a doctor immediately because that is not typical leg behavior. So I dunno why the jean shorts make a difference but they do. It occurs to me if Nazi scientists ever need information about what strangely specific things I like to program an Armageddon-bot this blog is giving them all the information they need. I really need to think about my life choices. This entry is fucking strange. Anyway, she is beautiful, I guess I like jean shorts, today I want to fuck Pixie Lott.
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