Tag: Singer

The Grammys are tonight and it seems like as good a time as any to post some Dua Lipa. I mean, she was at some Pre-Grammys parties, so it isn’t totally out of the blue. I like her though, she’s very attractive. I kind of expected her to be um… bigger at this point than she is but I still hear buzz so maybe it’s coming. Or maybe I have no clue about anything. It definitely doesn’t matter either way. She’s so very pretty. That’s all that matters, Everything else matters even less than the Grammys, which science have shown to be among the least important awards in the history of the world (I hope U2 wins best new artist this year). Today I want to fuck Dua Lipa.

Tinashe had a new video come out like… last week? It’s been a bit actually. I was aware of it when it came out and have been aware of it since because my phone keeps telling me, “Hey, have you seen this video? I think you’d like”.  And I keep telling my phone I am busy doing important stuff like… I can’t even think of an example of something important guys. That’s how bad I am at pretending my life is anything but a mess. Anyway, I eventually got around to it and man she looks good in the video. I guess the important lesson here is that our machine overlords know better than us and it’s just time to give in. So Tinashe is here because god she is beautiful. So beautiful. Today I want to fuck Tinashe.

So Charli XCX was on the Love Advent yesterday and it came out just as I was posting and boy, if it had hit earlier she would have been here yesterday. I haven’t been a huge fan of this year’s Love Advent but in general I am never huge on it. It seems strange but they get so many women I like that one or two sucks me in. Some people might be surprised that this advent is still going on but it’s like the douchiest, creepiest mall Santa says when he’s hitting on some teenager working at hot dog on a stick, “It’s Christmas somewhere”. Or they are just being inclusive because for some people Christmas still isn’t until Sunday. I legitimately don’t know if that is really it or if they are just milking it. Anyway, Charli XCX looked exceptionally hot and it had a New Years feel to me so I am posting her. It’s appropriate to help start your year and I am doing a real service here. Mainly though the scorching hotness. If I’m being honest. That’s most of it. Today I want to fuck Charli XCX.

Well guys, 2018 is here and I hope you survive the experience. Demi Lovato has gotten the year off to a great start and I appreciate her making my decision as to who to post today remarkably easy. She performed at a place in Miami last night and I assume it was New Years Eve related but to be honest I have no clue. It could be a coincidence. It’s possible there was a big part in Miami and no one there remembered what day it was.  It seems unlikely but I was playing video games with people last night and then said, “Hey, I wonder how close we are to the count down” and when I looked at the time I realized I had missed it by like 30 minutes or something. So it could happen. It’s unlikely. Demi looked remarkable though. I mean, there is that smile I love but a tight sparkly blue  catsuit thing on top of that?  Amazing. Just amazing. I realize I was mostly joking about people forgetting New Years but she looks so good there I could genuinely see myself getting distracted by it and forgetting what time/day/year it was. So she gets to start out the year because when the year arrived she looked beautiful and sexy and amazing. Today I want to fuck Demi Lovato.

I hope everyone survived the Holiday! I guess if you didn’t you aren’t reading this. For those who enjoyed it great, for those who didn’t I hope you enjoy this week at least. I know at a lot of jobs it is a nice slow week, so enjoy that, use it to catch up or just chill or whatever. I guess if it was a miserable Christmas and this week sucks at your job I’m sorry. Life just dumps on some people. I am looking forward to a generally slow and relaxing week. I am posting Charli XCX today because she has been loading up her instagram with thankful posts about all the things she feels lucky to have experienced this week. It is nice to see and nice to see someone in a good place. I am not telling you if you are unhappy that you should take comfort in this or that. I have never really taken comfort in the fact that it could be worse. I am saying that if you sit and think about the positives around you though it can help some. Or not, it’s your life. Do what you want. I like Charli though and am glad to see her happy and perhaps finding a way to define success on her own terms. I also find her very attractive. Today I want to fuck Charli XCX.

I think today counts as a Christmas post because Demi Lovato played at a lot of the Jingle Balls across the country and a few of these pictures are from those, which thus make them Christmas pictures and this a Christmas post. Demi Lovato is just naturally festive.  I mean, sure that’s a lot of denim there but she pull sit off and even if denim isn’t associate with Christmas there is nothing anti-Christmas about it.  And I mean…. Demi Lovato is beautiful. Christmas Trees are beautiful.  There we go, another rock solid connection. And you know, it’s almost Christmas so give me a break inner voice telling me that was a reach.  My point is that Demi Lovato is very, very pretty and so I am confident that at some point someone has seen a picture of her and exclaimed, “Peace on Earth and mercy mild”.  That’s a thing that happens right?  I bet @she-goes-to-eleven has done that. Welp, Merry Friday Before Christmas everyone, today I want to fuck Demi Lovato.

So when I was a kid there was a gold rush in the music industry after Nirvana surprisingly became the biggest band in the world.  The result was them trying to sing every underground band in the country to a deal in the hopes of creating the next Nirvana.  Besides the overall missing the point of what made Nirvana popular, it betrayed some gross aspects of the music industry.  I grew up in DC where music legends Fugazi hail from.  They were on (and still are) on Discord records.  This is because they founded the label.  Fugazi being legendary and descending from legendary Hardcore acts were targeted by major labels.  Fugazi always said now.  So what was the next step?  The labels would call Discord records in an attempt to buy out either the label or Fugazi’s contract.  You know, to give the band that just said they don’t want to work with you no choice.  To legally force them to work for you.  In this case hilariously they would get the same person they just talked to who would laugh in their face.  But it betrays a basic aspect of the music industry that is important to remember.  Not only do they not care about music, they don’t care about the artists and don’t even see them as people.  They see them as commodities to be bought and sold.  I point this out because Charli XCX has announced another mix tape.  It seems kind of exciting but why are we getting another mix tape when she has had an album done for over a year?  Because music labels are the devil and need to die.  She like others has found a loophole to get some music out there, even if it isn’t the music she wants out there but legally she’s stuck otherwise.  Somehow in this industry she isn’t free to go to another label that would put out her music.  When they sign you to the classic 7 record deal a label has the right to just never put out your albums.  And you are not allowed to make music then.  Just kind of the end of it.  Thank god for the internet because 20 years ago you were just forced to fade into obscurity.  So what is my basic point here?  I dunno, I am kind of tired and I adore Charli XCX and if the entire music industry burned to the ground I wouldn’t shed a single tear.  It’s a bunch of people exploiting art and making it worse for all of us. They damage the artists we love, they hurt our ability to get the music we love. Somehow small labels manage to survive and make money without being dicks, which tells me being a dick isn’t a necessary business practice, it’s just a side effect of being run by a collection of dicks.  So I am posting to bitch but also because I do love Charli XCX.  Also she was at the GQ Men of the year awards. So new song, new Mix Tape announced, and at an event.  This is the kind of timely and releveant post I make.  Today I want to fuck Charli XCX.

I went back and forth on who to post yesterday.  Between Jessica Chastain and Pixie Lott and it was a hard decision but I never feel like choosing Jessica Chastain was the wrong one.  That said Pixie Lott’s dress would not leave my mind because god damn that is a hell of a gown.  I was not alone.  Both @wildflagsure and @she-goes-to-eleven pretty heavily implied I chose wrong.  They are wrong, I did not but I got their point.  Pixie Lott looked amazing at the Fashion Awards.  Amazing enough that a day later I am still thinking about that dress.  So here she is.  She just looked great.  Extra great really because she is a person who always looks almost too good to be true.  Too pretty in every situation.  And this was like next level on that.  So today I want to fuck Pixie Lott.

So my buddy @femalecelebrityoftheday said yesterday that pictures have been really light and he’s almost out of people to post.  I get what he is saying.  Since around Thanksgiving basically nothing has happened in the world of celebrity gossip and pictures and so on.  I get what he means because I have felt the same way, though it seems hard to imagine actually running out.  For example, I am posting Rihanna today because she has shown up in Vogue Paris.  But even if she hadn’t I don’t think the world is going to run out of Rihanna pics.  Not soon I hope.  I guess even those are a finite resource but I feel generally like if I need to I can find them.  But I do know what he means, it’s almost an inspiration thing.  Rihanna is one of the most beautiful people on the entire planet but if she hadn’t been in a French Magazine it never would have occurred to me to post her.  I blame TV and video games for ruining my attention span.  Anyway, the shoot is awesome, it has this sort of retro feel to it that for some reason made me think of Audrey Hepburn in Funny Face.  If you are going to evoke a feeling of an old star you certainly could do worse.  So when I saw them I knew I was going to post Rihanna because again, remarkably beautiful, good photoshoot.  It’s easy.  I did do my due diligence though, I looked and nope, no one else beat her today.  I uh.. weird, I lost my train of thought.  I can’t remember, I guess my attention wandered.  I should say something about our attention spans sometime.  Oh well.  Today I want to fuck Rihanna.

When I was in about 3rd or 4th grade, pretty much every boy in school had some poster of a car on their wall.  It was always a Lamborghini or a Ferrari.  I think.  I am pretty sure because I remember overhearing guys having debates over which was better.  The really daring guys (or guys with permissive parents I guess) had ones with a girl in a bikini or something laying across the hood or whatever.  I never had one of these posters because I never really got it.  We couldn’t drive and in retrospect knew literally nothing about driving.  I get that supercars look cool and are some kind of guy thing but I think it was actually just the fact that conspicuous consumption was the coolest thing possible in the 1980’s.  It’s like the whole country was that trashy Nouveau riche trophy wife who didn’t get that making everything gold is not classy at all.  And if you keep telling people it’s classy that’s completely unclassy.  The entire decade was basically that.  So I’d see the posters and be like, “Cool”.  But if it didn’t transform into something other than a car I didn’t see the point.  I wasn’t allowed to have posters at all actually because they would mess up the wall paper.  So maybe I never got it cause I don’t come from poster people.  Anyway, Pixie Lott was at some sort of Ferrari thing last night that involved her wearing red leather and it made me think of those old posters. Like I can appreciate Pixie Lott standing in front of a nice car.  I am glad she’s not laying on the hood because I’d have to wonder why.  It doesn’t strike me as a comfortable place to be.  But then, I have my questions about a red leather dress’ comfort as well.  I am wearing sweats right now.  Again, we weren’t poster people so maybe I don’t get it.  She looked good though so here she is because today I want to fuck Pixie Lott.