Tag: Singer

The American Music Awards were last night and I am a little torn on declaring a winning because I am uncertain about how I feel about Demi Lovato’s dress. It’s one of those things that when I look at it in thumbnail it doesn’t quite work for me, when I look at the fine details I like it a bit more.  But either way, the thing is, when I am sitting here going, “I dunno, that dress isn’t quite working” I am also still going, “Man, she looks beautiful”.  So I am posting her because she looks beautiful.  So I guess she won.  I dunno, I am strangely noncommittal this time out.  I can definitively say that she is gorgeous though.  Today I want to fuck Demi Lovato.

My relationship with Demi Lovato is interesting (to me and only me but let’s be honest, this blog is internet navel gazing at it’s most severe) in that I go long swaths without thinking about her or anything.  Demi Lovato is not at the front of my thoughts in day to day life or anything and if asked for a list of celebrities I am most attracted to (which running this blog I get asked a lot and I always kind of want to point to my blog as the answer) she doesn’t come up.  Because I don’t think of her.  So she is not at the forefront of my thoughts but she is clearly always rattling around in the back of my mind.  It has been pointed out to me by some friends that I have always been attracted to her.  Like… when subjects that would involve her came up in the past, like which former Disney Star is the hottest, apparently I came down very firmly that Demi Lovato blows the competition away.  Stuff like that.  I don’t even remember.  My point is though, that like… I almost forget Demi Lovato exists.  Tuesday I maybe couldn’t have pulled her name out of a hat if you had asked me for the 50 hottest celebrities.  Yet, the second I see pictures of her the reaction is always the same, “Holy shit she is gorgeous”.  Without fail and, again, pointing to my blog, she is indeed in my top 50 most posted people.  Much higher than 50 actually.  Because I am very, very attracted to her because she is just gorgeous.  But my brain has some strange block that I can’t explain.  I find it interesting.  You are bored.  I’ll stop.  Today I want to fuck Demi Lovato.

So the ITV Gala was last night and that’s a thing that I know exists because I saw the words together.  Of course, as an American I am going to post about it because if there is one things Americans are passionate about it’s British TV networks and the events surrounding them even though we don’t know which shows come from that Network and which ones are from the BBC and if there are other British Networks.  There must be, right?  There can’t just be two channels.  Maybe there are.  There were only 5 channels when I was a kid, or well 7 but two were these really weird UHF outliers and I am not sure what they even put on the air when cartoons were over.  But my point is since England is a lot smaller maybe those are the only channels they could fit.  That can’t be right can it?  Well, the notoriously savvy Brits who follow me will no doubt pipe up to help me out with useful facts about their television and maybe to explain to me that Guy Fawkes night is not a mispronunciation of Halloween again but actually a whole separate thing.  Anyway, multiple people looked good but Pixie Lott looked the best.  Looking good seems to come easy to her in general. Today I want to fuck Pixie Lott.

Here is Tinashe for reasons unclear to me beyond, “Hey, she sure is pretty”.  I woke up with her on my mind.  Was I having a dream about her I don’t remember?  Is it that it illiterates well with Thursday (it doesn’t that well to be honest, Tuesday would be better), is it because Tinashe is part of a secret Illuminati and is using her mind control powers to make me think about her?  I don’t know.  All of them seem equally likely except for the last one because I have feel like there are better targets to mind control if she wants success or attention.  I guess it could be a real Doctor Faustus situation but even if Tinashe has super human powers and is squandering them playing pranks, I am having a hard time believing I am a likely target.  I don’t think she knows I exist.  It’s unlikely.  So she’s probably here because she’s extremely good looking and my brain does like that kind of thing.  Today I want to fuck Tinashe.

Here’s some Charli XCX because it’s a day that ends in a y and I happen to like her a lot.  That’s basically it.  I don’t think there was like… a thing with her or anything this weekend.  Actually it was kind of a slow weekend so I feel like I can be forgiven for defaulting to one of my favorites.  Besides, she dressed as Barbarella for Halloween, which is pretty clearly for me.  If you know me you know it’s ridiculous how much that is for me.  If you don’t know me just take my word for it.  I really have no reason to lie about this, like I am not lying about being way into Barbarella to seem cool.  Not that I wouldn’t lie to all of you to seem cool, I just like to think I’d come up with a much more effective lie than that.  Anyway, Charli is great and let me look… nope, no new album yet.  But hey, another new song this past week that she wrote for someone else but is still basically her song.  That’s fun.  Today I want to fuck Charli XCX.

I am posting Charli XCX today because I like Charli XCX.  The simple truth is I often don’t need much of a reason to post her.  I don’t have much of a reason. I had some other ideas for posts in the early hours of this morning but they have all melted away and only Charli is left.  It happens sometimes.  Again, my only reason for posting her is that I really like Charli XCX.  that’s about it.  So today I want to fuck Charli XCX.

Hey it’s Sunday so here is Charli XCX.  You might be wondering how those things are connected but I am going to leave that as a mystery.  And by leave it as a mystery I mean I wrote it and don’t know what I meant but if I pretend it’s a secret then I seem interesting and mysterious and your brain will come up with a more interesting connection than I could make up.  Or you won’t really care because you don’t really read this anyway and if you’re one specific follower you’re just scrolling to the bottom so you can misspell her name in the replies because you like tweaking me.  It’s all good because I have Charli XCX to look at.  Today I want to fuck Charli XCX.

So today was another tough one because there are just so many people competing for my attention and I am also distracted and tired.  So I will give you the short hand notes on what I would want to say about Tinashe if I had more time.  Tineshe is pretty then I transition into talking about how good she looked but adding she has an unfair advantage because she’s beautiful so she can make anything look good mixed with some talk about fashion week, some digression to pad things out and make me look either smart or funny or both, followed by me emphasizing that she is absolutely beautiful.  So you know, there you go, the cliff notes version of Tinashe is beautiful.  Today I want to fuck Tinashe.

Most of you probably don’t realize it because I have played it pretty close to the vest until now but I am a pretty big Charli XCX fan.  It’s ok if you feel like we’re close but you hadn’t caught on, it’s me, not you.  I never bring it up.  I am very secretive about it.  She has been in a bunch of pictures lately and it seems people are still digging the video for Boys and all of this is good because almost once a day Youtube recommends some new interview with her or something.  Because, of course, while no one else has noticed tht I love Charli XCX, Google knows all.  Which is frightening but if it keeps sending me Charli XCX interviews I will be too distracted to do anything about it.  So uh… hurray for that?  I guess.  Anyway, here she is because I really like her and today I want to fuck Charli XCX.

Here is Pixie Lott because she performed at the Manchester Pride… I dunno what it was.  Festival, Parade, Celebration.  I don’t know the nomenclature and I am too much of a pedant to want to get it wrong so I will say it was about Pride and that’s a good thing and leave it at that.  Anyway, she was there and she looked pretty because that’s what she does, though I am not sure how I feel about the high waisted jeans.  Like high waisted pants aren’t really a look I think should come back but for some reason no one consults me.  What I will say is this, watch some movie from the early 90’s about teenagers.  Not one of the famous ones that blinds you with it being epic and where everyone was ultra stylish (so you know, not Clueless) and you’ll realize all the teenage girls look like they are 30.  It’s not because of the typical Hollywood casting, it’s because of the high waisted pants.  They are all wearing mom jeans cause that was a thing in 1991 and it just looks wrong.  So what I am saying is, unless you want that fate for you and your friends when people see pictures of you in 20 years, well, this is a trend you should resist.  Just warning you.  Anyway, as a result I didn’t post the pictures of her on stage, instead here are a few random pictures of her where she also looks pretty, because that’s what she does.  So I am posting her on account of prettiness mixed with my weakness for British Blondes.  Today I want to fuck Pixie Lott.