So like a year ago I posted Chun Li. I can’t remember what sparked that but I am ashamed to say what sparked it this time. I watched the Street Fighter movie. Because… I have no good reason. I secretly hate myself? I never saw it in the 90’s because I was smarter as a teenager than I am as an adult. Anyway it was god awful and I felt Chun Li was under served, she was always my favorite Street Fighter character. But the movie had to be about Jean Claude Van Damme so everyone got bitched really. Especially the audience. Anyway, she is here because I have always liked her. I am not sure why the things of our youth stick with us like that, she was hot then in pixelated form, I still think she’s hot now, at least when I am wiling to admit I am attracted to a video game character. I am attracted to a video game character. Today I want to fuck Chun Li.
Tag: video games
This is the first time I have ever duplicated someone from the land of make believe but the reboot version of Lara Croft is truly crushable. Characterization has gotten better in video games over the years anyway but I am really liking the new Lara. She’s tough, resilient, smart, resourceful, vulnerable, and strong. She feels much more like a real person than she ever has before and it really is helping my enjoyment of the game. She impresses you and you’re rooting for her and it isn’t just because you’re the one controlling her. Last time I pretty solidly railed on the way things used to be, this time I’ll just praise how they are now. Perfect? Of course not. But pretty good and more importantly she is a character you can really respect. That’s so nice. And well, she’s got that beautiful accent and shes’ very pretty and she is a badass so today I want to fuck Lara Croft.
The first thing I ever read about Tomb Raider was years ago and one of the developers was gleefully explaining the genius behind the game which was, “She’ll be like a new Mario but better because Mario doesn’t have tits”. There are people to this day who think girls don’t play games as much as guys because girls aren’t good at them. There might be deeper reasons. Anyway, I am not here to slag on sexist nerds, they do that well enough themselves, I am here to talk about Lara Croft, who has remarkably made the move from missile sized and shaped breasts on legs to a rather interesting character. The new Tomb Raider is not really the greatest game I have ever played but I did find myself appreciating the Lara Croft not only has characterization but is not really a collection of stereo types, be it bad ass girl with guns or giggling sex kitten or whatever else it could have been. I mean, I am not trying to convince anyone that this was written by Betty Friedan, this game is closer to snuff porn than Jane Eyre (seriously, the sounds they have her make! I guess it’s only snuff porn if you are as bad at the game as I am but still the moans and sexy whimpers and coos when she is hit or killed… plus, bosoms still heave, tank tops are still tight, I mean, they do have to move product.) But my point is it is nice the game isn’t just, “She’s better than Mario, she has tits,” because she definitely fills an archetype that a lot of people have always found attractive, which is the real reason she’s here. Strong, smart, sexy women of action. She is touch, she is bad ass, but still feminine and with a tenderness. It really makes her no different than a lot of the real people who get posted here, I don’t know them, none of you know them, but we know the image they project, which is a type. We find the type appealing, it appeals to part of our personality, probably how we see ourselves as well. Then also they are hot, though I am of the belief that’s not enough, there are a lot of hot women if you just check the tag for boobs, not all of them evoke a following or passion. I seem to have lost any sort of point here, which is cool cause I don’t know that everything needs a point. Well, if it does I will just claim the point is today I want to fuck Lara Croft.
Like most kids my age I really loved Super Mario Bros. Actually, it goes back further than that, just plain Mario Bros was a favorite game for my Dad and I to play together at Chuck E Cheese’s. We made an awesome team and I hate to say it but my dad may have missed his calling as a super plumber because he was pretty damn good at it. Of course, Peach wasn’t really a thing then and then later she was a blob of pixels. I don’t think anything to do with video games had to do with me being attracted to Peach. At least, not my love of certain games, I think it has much more to do with the fact that she’s a princess. We are conditioned to like princesses from an early age, be it Fairy Tales, Video Games, Movies, there is a lesson that isn’t stated blatantly but is pretty clear that if you beat up a big enough bad guy you get to sleep with a princess. Oh sure, in some things you only get to sleep with a normal girl but the best things involve princesses. Sometimes you have to beat ever more difficult bad guys, like 8 bosses or something before you get to the princess. So deeply ingrained in us is that idea that sleeping with a princess must be pretty awesome. We peasants have no idea, there are only a handful of these creatures around really and I have never actually beat up a bad guy that I can remember. I mean, I guess it’s possible, like everyone there are one or two times in my early 20’s I ended up black out drunk but I doubt I beat up any bad guys and if I did I am pretty sure I didn’t sleep with any princesses. I guess it’s possible but you think they would have left something behind like a glass slipper or a seashell bra or a talking tea cup or something, Princesses are notoriously forgetful like that. So I think that is why, among video games, I have always thought Peach was the most attractive character out there. Or maybe something is wrong with me, I have only a couple times posted video game characters but I am always told it is odd. I get it (I mean, go looking for pictures, it’s a lot harder unless you want straight up porn, and even so.. well, you see the results, enjoy) but at the same time it doesn’t seem that odd to me, it’s all fantasy, the only reason Scarlet Johannson is more likely to end up in my bed one day is because she actually exists, not because there is some likelihood of us meeting and clicking. So reality be damned, today I want to fuck Princess Peach.
When I was in high school Street Fighter II was one of the biggest games in the world. You know it was because they released like 300 versions of the game (seriously, it was Street Fighter II, Super Street Fighter II, Super Street Fighter II Turbo, Ultra Super Street Fighter II and on and on) and many a kid spent their parents hard earned money on the game. Not me, well I did but only at arcades, I didn’t own a console. But like everyone I knew had the game and I would often play it with friends and get my ass kicked because I am worthless at fighting games. I usually would play with Chun Li though because for a while she was the only girl and because she was hot. It’s one of those things you war with yourself about, you shouldn’t find a video game character hot, right? Or at least you shouldn’t admit it. But the loins want what the loins want I suppose. Anyway, there are very few video game characters who do it for me but given that it’s closing in on 20 years and she’s still here… well clearly she ranks high for me for some reason. I even wanted to post her once before but she is hard to get picture of. There are the same 2 or 4 promo pieces and a lot (I Mean a LOT) of porn. I try to avoid outright nudity here much less the sort of thing you get if you google Chun Li and any word after it. Not to mention most people who draw pictures of naked video game girls appear to have never actually seen a girl naked… but I digress. There is lots to find attractive in her but I think for me it was always the legs, the hose on them, the strong thighs, the high kicks. Something about her… whatever it is, today I want to fuck Chun Li Xiang.
Since time immemorial man has looked to the stars and wondered what lies out there in the heavens above, and if it’s hot, and if maybe we could make out with it. There is some strange thing about wanting to have sex with an alien, at least among nerds. Even the oldest pulp space adventures have our heroes finding hot alien martian princesses. Me, well, I like Alien’s too, part of humanity’s proud tradition of wanting to plant a metaphorical flag anywhere we go. And I love blue skin. Love it. Plus I like hot girls, so blue hot girls are just a bonus, today I want to fuck Liara T’Soni.
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