Like most kids my age I really loved Super Mario Bros.  Actually, it goes back further than that, just plain Mario Bros was a favorite game for my Dad and I to play together at Chuck E Cheese’s.  We made an awesome team and I hate to say it but my dad may have missed his calling as a super plumber because he was pretty damn good at it.  Of course, Peach wasn’t really a thing then and then later she was a blob of pixels.  I don’t think anything to do with video games had to do with me being attracted to Peach. At least, not my love of certain games, I think it has much more to do with the fact that she’s a princess.  We are conditioned to like princesses from an early age, be it Fairy Tales, Video Games, Movies, there is a lesson that isn’t stated blatantly but is pretty clear that if you beat up a big enough bad guy you get to sleep with a princess.  Oh sure, in some things you only get to sleep with a normal girl but the best things involve princesses. Sometimes you have to beat ever more difficult bad guys, like 8 bosses or something before you get to the princess.  So deeply ingrained in us is that idea that sleeping with a princess must be pretty awesome.  We peasants have no idea, there are only a handful of these creatures around really and I have never actually beat up a bad guy that I can remember.  I mean, I guess it’s possible, like everyone there are one or two times in my early 20’s I ended up black out drunk but I doubt I beat up any bad guys and if I did I am pretty sure I didn’t sleep with any princesses.  I guess it’s possible but you think they would have left something behind like a glass slipper or a seashell bra or a talking tea cup or something, Princesses are notoriously forgetful like that. So I think that is why, among video games, I have always thought Peach was the most attractive character out there.  Or maybe something is wrong with me, I have only a couple times posted video game characters but I am always told it is odd. I get it (I mean, go looking for pictures, it’s a lot harder unless you want straight up porn, and even so.. well, you see the results, enjoy) but at the same time it doesn’t seem that odd to me, it’s all fantasy, the only reason Scarlet Johannson is more likely to end up in my bed one day is because she actually exists, not because there is some likelihood of us meeting and clicking.  So reality be damned, today I want to fuck Princess Peach.