So today was supposed to be a snow day.  We were finally FINALLY promised some sort of storm and it was going to be awesome.  I should be making snow angels right now.  Or like… sheet angels, the snow angels should have come after I slept so late my eyes literally popped open because they couldn’t stay closed any longer.  Then the snow angels.  But no, it crapped out.  Oh sure, it snowed but it never got below freezing so it is just gross, cold, and wet outside.  I am surely Global Warming’s greatest victim.  Anyway, I will console myself with Boob.  British Boobs at that.  Kelly Brook Boobs.  I like her boobs, boobs can seem strangely comforting sometimes… like nature’s pillows.  So, fuck the weather, today I want to fuck Kelly Brook.