I had a discussion the other day that basically went like this:

“What’s up with Volleyball player’s butts.  I almost think it was a requirement to have a great butt to make the team”

“Jumping drills and squats give you a great butt as a side effect”

“Oh, well that’s good.  I think the US Team’s butts are way better than the South Korean team’s.  America rules”.

I had another conversation a few days later with a friend who told me she had been watching Men’s Gymnastics and it was giving her impure thoughts.  Because yeah, we tend to like hard, toned bodies.  There is nothing wrong with that.  I also think that excellence is attractive but probably most attractive is the effort put in.  Passion is sexy but more so is the dedication it takes to get to this point.  My little brother was quite the wrestler in high school but his training regime was eating cheetos and playing x-box, he relied on talent alone.  He is, unsurprisingly, not in the Olympics, no one there made it by slacking off, these are people who have worked so hard for so long.  It’s why I love seeing the medal ceremonies, you can’t help but feel good for the winners because they have given so much of themselves and it means so very much to them.

All of this is a very long way of getting to the fact that I have been watching Volleyball and while I am not an expert or anything I am enjoying it, though I like beach volleyball a little more, I find fewer players easier to follow.  But I did notice about the butts and the in-shapeness and the fact that these girls are way more physically talented than I could hope to be.  I also noticed that Logan Tom is pretty cute.  And she has the butt.  And… so here we are, today I want to fuck Logan Tom.