Sometimes a celebrity I pick ends up representing an experience as much as anything else.  Or maybe I am phrasing that wrong and it’s not giving the individual enough credit but what I am saying is that I will watch a movie or something and really like the movie and that makes someone in it far more attractive to me.  I just watched Sleepwalk with Me, which I knew I was predisposed to like anyway but i really enjoyed it.  It is not the first time I have seen Lauren Ambrose but I didn’t know that until I looked her up on IMDB. She was in the standard role for girls in a movie about a guys with an existentialist crisis, the long suffering girlfriend.  That said, she did it well and avoided the pitfalls that role can bring (the nag, the killjoy, the whatever unfun women are harpies thing it can be).  Instead she was a human being, as was everyone else, and she just seemed decent and good but sometimes people should not be together.  Anyway, I enjoyed the movie, I enjoyed her, and she’s really pretty.  So today I want to fuck Lauren Ambrose.

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