I was working in a record store when Shakira broke in the US.  There were discussions about if she was hot or not and it quickly became apparent that those who fell on the “not” side of the divide had not seen her video, they had only seen the cover to Laundry Service.  So I told them, “No, really, you have to see how her hips move”.  I have included a gif of that for your viewing pleasure as well.  Anyway, the next day one of them came back and said, “Ok, I saw watched her hips, you’re right, she’s hot”.  My point is just basically that Shakira is pretty hot but pictures don’t do her justice, so thank god for gifs.  I can’t say I ever think of her anymore, I can’t believe that story took place 12 years ago but for some reason she popped into my thoughts today and well, she’s hot.  So today I want to fuck Shakira.