I rewatched House of the Devil because, well, Halloween ya’ll.  I’m so excited you don’t even know.  I love Halloween.  If you haven’t seen House of the Devil and you for real remember watching shitty VHS tapes in the 80’s then you really should see it.  It’s pretty perfect.  Anyway, watching it and looking around it occurred to me that the lead Jocelin Donahue is very pretty.  I know, I’m some sort of genius with the way I can look at a pretty girl and determine she’s pretty.  What I want is some sort of basic cable show with either a robot or a monkey sidekick where I go around determining if girls are pretty. Not like a reality show, a procedural.  I’d be the Pretty Detective or something.  Or not, t hat sounds fucking horrible.  Look, she is great in House of the Devil and I have seen her in zero else but I love that movie and some of it spilled over onto her so today I want to fuck Jocelin Donahue.