So I was introduced to Alysha Nett by the lovely and talented Pigeon Foo. Upon admitting I didn’t know who Alysha Nett was she was surprised because apparently Alysha Nett is tumblr’s favorite model and because she is breathtakingly gorgeous.  In the moment I was of the opinion “well, not everyone can know everybody!"  But… it didn’t take long for me to realize I was wrong.  I should have known who she was.  Because she is everywhere.  Once I realized who she was I was stunned by how often I saw her.  All over the internet and not tumblr.  And clearly I was missing out because yes, she is absolutely gorgeous.  Just staggeringly so.  She has a pretty cool tumblr of her own, but I am not sure why I am telling you because clearly you already know because she is tumblr’s favorite model and I am just late to the party.  Sigh, I guess it’s like they say, tumblr had a party and… I dunno, that isn’t how the rhyme goes.  Dumbass who didn’t know who Alysha Nett was wasn’t invited.  Anyway, this was a long time ago, I have rectified it.  I totally know who she is not.  I could pick her out of a line up!  And she is pretty great looking and has great fashion sense and well, she’s awesome.  So today I want to fuck Alysha Nett.