If you had asked me for a list yesterday of people I might post today Kim Kardashian would not have shown up on it.  I mean… in fairness I probably only would have made a list like 10 deep so of course she wouldn’t.  But honestly I could have listed over 100 people and she wouldn’t have been there.  Thing is I really only have one rule on this blog and it is post who is accurate to the title and apparently my subconscious had plans.  Kim Kardashian plans.  I can’t even tell you the last time I have thought about her, I know she is still rich and famous and all but for whatever reason she is less ubiquitous in every day life than she was in like 2009.  Or even when I started this blog.  So I never even think of her.  Except she was somewhere rattling around in my head because I had a sex dream about Kim Kardashian.  I even feel a little shame saying that, which is pretty dumb because I have stressed before no one should feel ashamed of who or what they are attracted to, not really.  It isn’t a choice.  Anyway, I had a dream that I was invited to be on some reality show in this giant, old mansion and I was supposed to be a couple with her.  Thing is I was only going because I was tracking a notorious bacon thief and I knew he would be there. Apparently in my brain I am secretly a detective and bacon thievery is a real thing to be concerned about.  So I went to gather clues and kept dodging Kim because anytime we were supposed to do something for the cameras like take a bath together I needed to go track this bacon thief.  Anyway, she was really hurt and came to me and told me so so in my dream I slept with Kim Kardashian because I felt bad for her.  So that’s some insight into how big my ego is, I am so desirable that I am tossing out pity sex to celebrities while being a globe trotting super detective.  Feel free to mock me.  Anyway, that’s why she’s here today because I am super nice.  And because I am super nice today I want to fuck Kim Kardashian.