Today is a very important day, people. Very important! Today is my dear friend lunoboom ‘s birthday. This is important because she is just wonderful. If you don’t know this I feel very sad for you but it’s understandable because you may have never gotten to talk to her. That is why this is such a great day for you, I am going to give you an excuse to start. Go ahead and go to her ask box and wish her happy birthday. Izzy is the Izziest Izzy who has ever Izzied. On top of that she is smart (taught herself English by watching TV), is mega talented (She plays bass, drums, guitar and sings better than she is willing to admit), and is beautiful (in the sense that her face is quite pretty and she has very lustrous hair). She also once won a staring contest with a mad gorilla (that I just made up but it doesn’t mean it’s not true). Anyway, this is your chance to get to know her, after wishing her happy birthday my suggestion is to start talking about Lana Del Rey. Izzy quite wisely realizes that Lana Del Rey is gorgeous. And talented. You can talk about her songs or just how she makes your heart go a flutter, I promise you, Izzy can discuss both. In English or Portuguese. Talented, I tell you. So wish her happy birthday, make a new tumblr friend. Discuss how hot Lana Del Rey is! These are amazingly great activities I am offering you. Today I want to fuck Lana Del Rey.
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