So I had a sex dream last night. Not about Rosie Jones. As a matter of fact it was about a person I would largely say I feel no attraction to. As a matter of fact I twice went to post her today, thinking, well, it does seem what my brain wants, I do keep thinking about that dream and then I go look at pictures and it’s like, man, I am not attracted to this girl at all (I am keeping the name not mentioned just because I didn’t start this blog to start talking about how unattractive people are. If you really want to know send me an ask). The mysteries of my brain. I mean this exact thing doesn’t happen to me all the time, I don’t have that many sex dreams, I am not whole-lies-and-half-smiles. But like so I am thinking about this and then for some reason Rosie Jones popped into my head. There is no relation there to anything (well other than the fact that Rosie Jones is a model and whole-lies-and-half-smiles is obsessed with models) but she just popped into my head. Cause that’s how my brain works. And the world knows I really like English girls. So here she is. And one more point fo rmy brain, I selected the last picture 100% because I have a friend who want her to see those shoes. And I was like, oh, these shoes, she needs to see these, I think she’ll really like them. Then I realized I am the only person looking at English Glamour Models going, “But how are her shoes”? In fairness this is the same brain that tells me at least twice a day, “Don’t be a pussy, you can make that jump easy,” so you know, my brain is a fucking idiot. Irregardless today I want to fuck Rosie Jones.
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