Here is some Jennifer Lawrence because she is very pretty and charming and I am on almost no sleep.  Cause like. if you are going to call someone in the earliest hours of the morning during their vacation maybe you shouldn’t start with, “I was trying not to wake you up,” because I’ll be honest, if you’re trying not to wake someone up not calling makes it a lot easier.  And if you were that concerned you probably wouldn’t then push forward with your agenda..  I am gong to go ahead and say what you really mean is “I don’t care if I woke you up but I will pay lip service so I can then get to doing the whole thing i wanted”.  I mean, obviously that has nothing to do with anything, why would I talk about that today?  Weird.  I like Jennifer Lawrence a lot, she is pretty, I woke up thinking about her.  I am also cranky and tired so we’ll leave it there.  Today I want to fuck Jennifer Lawrence.

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