So Haute Couture Fashion Week is going on in Paris and in past years I don’t remember this getting that much attendance.  I mean, it makes sense to me just because if you are going to go look at clothes, why not look at the expensive, high end clothes you’re never, ever going to get to wear.  Or maybe that’s why celebrities haven’t been at it before, it isn’t out of reach for them.  I guess I am saying Haute Couture shows should almost be like Nascar.  They should be the fashion shows of the people.  I want popcorn and beer and people who somehow lost their shirt but wearing a mesh hat hootin’ and hollerin’.  That’s my dream of a Haute Couture show, aspirational views of fashion as art by the masses.  Or maybe that’s the opposite of the purpose of high brow art as fashion.  If the hoi plloi shows up it ruins the entire point.  Boy, this is some elitist bullshit if you ask me.  Anyway, Priyanka Chopra was at the Armani show, which is nice because she’s attractive and I can spell Armani without looking it up.  I think.  I could be wrong.  Oh well.  She looked good.  I like her.  Today I want to fuck Priyanka Chopra.

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