Miranda Kerr is pregnant (No, not in these pictures. Sorry, I know I often do a where’s Waldo where I very cleverly insert one pregnant picture so you can spend hours looking but to my knowledge she is not pregnant in these. I don’t know for certain, there is no test. I guess you could ask her if she was pregnant yet in any of these but to my knowledge she is not. That’s a fun game, see if you can get blocked on social media by asking weirdly intrusive pregnancy questions about pictures) and she was on Jimmy Kimmel last night and I thought she looked great. Unfortunately all the pictures are just kind of paparazzi shots and I don’t dig on those much so here is um… Miranda Kerr Classic we’ll call it. Pictures from as long as like 8 months ago, before she was pregnant. Anyway, she looked good then, she looks good now, today I want to fuck Miranda Kerr.

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