In looking for pictures, I have discovered that Hilary Knight has abs that could kill a man. How? I don’t really know, I have never had lethal abs so I am not entirely clear on the logistics but they are very impressive so I am confident they could get the job done. I guess if they couldn’t she has a silver medal also, you could probably beat a man to death with that. I mean, she definitely could, she’s an Olympic athlete. She’s an impressive physical specimen, I assume most Olympians could kill a man if they wanted to since you guys are so obsessed with this for some reason but they wouldn’t. Because that’s counter to the Olympic spirit. I am not sure why you guys are so focused on this weird digression, the Olympics are about togetherness. So yes, while Hilary Knight could murder a man in numerous ways, I mean, she wears razor sharp skates, carries a big stick and has arms like pythons, it would be easy, but she wouldn’t. Because she represents something bigger, unity through sport, through human achievement and something universal about all of us. It’s a wonderful, magical thing if you let it be and let go of your morbid obsessions. Look, the magic of the Olympics is it is one of the few experiences of unbridled optimism in a world where lazy cynicism often rules the day. It’s a celebration of the human spirit and the joy in it is seeing people who have worked hard achieve their dreams. The greatest moments are seeing someone win a medal, or watching an entire small country go nuts because it won it’s first medal ever, or seeing someone who is just so thrilled to be there they can’t keep the joy off of their face. The US Women play their first game tomorrow but I was up at 3 AM not sleeping and watching Japan and Sweden play and I thought about Hilary Knight and how I almost posted her last Olympics but didn’t get around to it because there is so much going on during the Olympics. She is gorgeous and talented and you know what, the NHL may have abandoned the Olympics like a bunch of dicks but there will still be great hockey to watch thanks to the women. Today I want to fuck Hilary Knight.