Janelle Monae is here because she looked amazing at the BET Awards last night. Just amazing. I can’t be that surprised because she almost always does. Like, I can see people criticize her attire now and then as being strange but to me that isn’t really a criticism so much as a bonus feature, but either way I can’t think of any other way you could ever attack her impeccable style. And yesterday’s rainbow dress is beyond reproach by anyone. Well, I say that, I am sure there is someone on the internet can come up with a reason but that is a person who just likes being wrong. I don’t get that at all. When I was much younger there was this Britney Spears game for play station where if you worked really hard and won the game you could be her back up dancer. Like, that was the whole point of the game. It always struck me as a game for people who enjoy feeling disappointed in their own fantasies. I feel like that is the kind of person who enjoys being wrong. I dunno. I don’t want to shame anyone too much but that’s some weird desire. So for people who don’t get off on being morons, her dress was perfect. So I am posting her. Today I want to fuck Janelle Monae.