Here is Alice Eve who I know I have considered posting before but somehow she’s been waiting 6 and a half years to show up. I guess that happens. I actually guess I haven’t seen that many Alice Eve things but I have pictures of her because I first noticed her in uh… boy, I don’t know what. I feel like my brain is making up this movie but there was like a Robert Downey Jr. movie where he fought crime as Edgar Allen Poe? That seems ridiculous. That can’t be real so I assume I am combining Sherlock Holmes with a fever dream I had. Not that Hollywood wouldn’t make an Edgar Allen Poe as a steampunk superhero, that’s exactly the kind of misguided bullshit they pulled constantly a decade ago. I just can’t imagine in a post Iron Man world Robert Downey Jr. made two bad Victorian era sorta Superhero movies. It doesn’t seem possible. I could look it up but now that I’ve gone down this rabbi thole that feels like giving up. Besides, reality will be much more disappointing than how hot I remember Alice Eve being in this movie that might not have existed (you may not know but I really enjoy period costumes). My point is, that’s when I noticed her. Here we are though, like a decade later and I just started Iron Fist season 2. She’s Typhoid Mary in it! Boy, that’s exciting for lots of treasons including the fact that Typhoid Mary is definitely a mutant in the comics so I am curious how they slipped that past Fox. Anyway, Typhoid Mary has been a character that is all over the map in terms of quality but I can remember a few really good stories and I love my obscure Marvel characters. You know, like Misty Knight and Colleen Wing used to be. I also like Alice Eve’s work so far. She seems TV crazy and I wouldn’t be stunned if people criticize that but that’s really pretty dead on the comic version, who is very over the top sort of crazy. And hey, why not take this chance to make up for a movie that almost definitely half real. Today I want to fuck Alice Eve.