It feels appropriate that as things wind down Amber Heard returns to this blog. For those who weren’t here, which in fairness is most of you because I have roughly 50 times the followers I did then and at least 8 of you are not bots, Amber Heard was one of the most posted people on this blog in it’s first year of existence. I think she was the 3rd or 4th person to reach 10 posts here. Her red carpet stuff can be hit or miss and well… sometimes you drift apart but I really liked what she wore to the US premier of Aquaman so I am posting her. It’s a good gown. Today I want to fuck Amber Heard.