Dua Lipa has been doing the Jingle Ball circuit this year and I am a fan. It proves tha age old adage that nothing is more Christmasy than a British woman of Kosovan and Bosnian descent. It’s nice when life backs up what you have always read in greeting cards. And I appreciate all her stage outfits cause they are sparkly. I especially like the red, it looks like wrapping paper a little bit. Normally people wouldn’t compliment a dress that way. Or probably every describe something that way. But I am and I consider it a good thing. Just further proof there are few things on the planet that say peace on Earth and goodwill to men like Dua Lipa. Have a Holly Jolly weekend everyone. Today I want to fuck Dua Lipa.