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Here is Charli XCX who I am extremely attracted to.  I think she is actually really talented.  Her voice is great, I enjoy her song writing because I think crafting a good pop song is actually incredibly hard.  There are a lot of bad pop songs out there, the good ones are rare.  I like her enough I own a copy of Sucker on Pink Vinyl.  None of that is why she is here today, she is here because I find her crazy attractive.  And I am sure that goes into it some.  I mean, definitely I am more attracted to artists whose art I enjoy.  She is special though, she is one of those people who I look at and she just has a special something about her.  I don’t know if it’s attitude or some special combination of physical attributes or what.  It’s like the people I have picked the most since i started this blog, someone who just shows up and suddenly I cannot look away.  She is just… compelling.  So today I want to fuck Charli XCX

So I had never seen Rose McIver in anything before the very early hours of this morning when I got around to watching the first episode of iZombie.  Like, it turns out she makes a gorgeous zombie!  Now… I feel like even if I erased that last sentence I would need to explain I am not into her because she’s a zombie. I am aware there are people into zombies.  I am not aware of this because I have done any research but I have been on the internet long enough to know there have to be people into zombies.  I mean, I know from personal experience there are people who kind of like it when you bite them.  Hell, there are people who want you to bite them harder than you are frankly comfortable with.  Some bad clicks have me well aware there are people into being eaten alive.  And like… the whole dead girl thing, we all heard urban legends.  So I get there are like… zombie people.  I am just saying I am not one of them, she is beautiful and she plays a character written by Rob Thomas, thus I am into her.  I mean, smart, funny, well written blonde detective written by Rob Thomas?  It isn’t quite Zombie Veronica Mars but it’s close enough that in retrospect this post was inevitable.  I really liked the first episode and she is really pretty.  And she is the first person I have ever posted from New Zealand!  I am sure the entire Island Nation is going to be pumped.  Hell it gives me an excuse to tag my friend whole-lies-and-half-smiles (and hell, why not her girlfriend fortheloveofelephants too for NO REASON) because they are from New Zealand and thus I can force them to read this looking for their names even though I am like 99% sure they won’t care about one bit of this.  I should take this moment to point out that I have an entire blog about my libido, if you’re surprised I’m an ego maniac seeking attention then that’s a deficit in your judgement, not mine.  Anyway, Rose McIver is a very pretty girl and uh… used to be a Power Ranger, so if that’s your thing enjoy knowing that.  Today I want to fuck Rose McIver.

Some days it is harder to write things here than others.  I don’t know why other than I am not feeling articulate, or there is no angle I can think of to say essentially the same thing I always say.  Today is one of those days because what it boils down to is Rihanna is here because Rihanna is hot.  And I can’t think of a way to say that other than to come out and say it.  I think Rihanna is hot.  So today I want to fuck Rihanna.

I want to point out that I am well aware community is returning today.  Or has returned depending on your perspective.  The internet is strange.  But don’t worry celeb-crush-otd already posted Alison Brie and I am willing to bet that femalecelebrityoftheday will end up posting Gillian Jacobs today, so you guys are covered.  I am posting Eliza Dushku because I am a non conformist rebel.  Why in the world would you guys try to tie me down, I’m an Eagle guys, I have to fly free.  Also I couldn’t sleep last night and was flipping through Netflix and in their “Popular on Netflix” section was a movie called Soul Survivor.  I am unsure why it is so popular, though in Netflix’s defense it did not think I would like it.  I watched it though cause the big image at the top was a girl looking at pills and I was like, that girl is really hot, she looks familiar, who is that.  Well, it turns out it was Eliza Dushku and I don’t want to brag but I was totally right, she was really hot.  It’s a talent I have where I can look at things and state the obvious.  The movie was terrible though, just in case you were curious.  She played kind of the same thing she always plays in supporting roles circa the early 2000′s, she was edgy girl who might be kind of a bad girl.  It worked for her.  But really, the movie was just terrible.  Anyway, I am not here to bash movies, I am here to ramble on about a bunch of nonsense and then say Today I want to fuck Eliza Dushku

So I guess Ariana Grande is on tour at the moment.  Or, no, I don’t guess.  I know.  I am literate and when picture of her on stage state she is in a certain city for the Honeymoon Tour it means that she is on tour.  But it’s this like… thing I do.  A bit of intellectual cowardice or something, I can’t commit to an actual statement, you have to give yourself wiggle room so that what you said isn’t definite, then you can’t really be wrong.  Like I’m fucking Hamlet or something and my inability to decide makes me a hero.  Some hero, dude didn’t accomplish shit and Ophelia’s at the bottom of a river simply because she didn’t realize spoiled, rich momma’s boys are absolutely the wrong people to fall in love with.  Fuck Hamlet, am I right?  How did we get here?  I don’t know, Ariana Grande is on tour and I know this for certain.  I also happen to know she mixes a strange combination of adorable and sexy.  I am sure some people find it off putting but those people are not me.  I happen to find it attractive.  She is attractive.  No wishy washy bullshit here from me.  I don’t care what is nobler in the minds of men, she is attractive, I like what she has been wearing on stage, thus today I want to fuck Ariana Grande.

So I was sitting down thinking I was going to post someone else today and now I can’t even remember who that was because a blog I follow emilyratajkowskilovers decided to post a bunch of pictures of Emily Ratajkowski from FHM.  And apparently Emily Ratajkowski pushed thoughts of all other women out of my head because I was like, just obsessed with finding that photoshoot and it became clear I was going to post Emily Ratajkowski today.  Because she is so damn hot.  I don’t feel like i am really breaking news here or anything but she is that special level of attractive where she can just dominate my brain.  I really cannot remember who I originally was going to post.  It doesn’t matter, this blog is all about truth and the simply truth is today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.

Here is Lana Del Rey and I don’t know why entirely.  She just kind of popped into my head this morning but i never mind because it is always a little fun hunting down pictures of her.  Mainly because she does photoshoots better than almost anyone else.  It is interesting how for some people they look so much better in certain situations.  There are some celebrities who look their best on the street and you find yourself wondering why they never look as good on the red carpet.  Some people look best on the screen and when they aren’t moving an emoting you look at a static image and it feels empty.  Lana Del Rey looks best in photoshoots and I’d imagine it’s a talent tied to her ability to make the music she does.  Her photoshoots are so good because she evokes a mood.  It’s a little retro but a little not, a little glamorous but through a skeezy faded Polaroid from the 70′s filter. It’s very specific to her but it is nice.  And I like going through pictures trying to determine which is the best at evoking what is in my brain at the moment. 

Friday the 13th everybody.  I mean, this post has nothing to do with Friday the 13th but you know, it’s a cool day in my book so enjoy it.  This post is about Katheryn Winnick who has only shown up once before and that is way too few times.  She of course is known best for playing Lagetha on the Vikings and I enjoy the show, so it’s actually a little surprising she never shows up here.  Especially because she is so good on the show.  I think it is a real talent to convey authority and strength in a character without the use of violence to reinforce it.  At least, without using violence often, it is a show called Vikings.  Especially for a female character.  There is a way she manages to carry herself though that you get why people would follow and trust her character.  And yeah, you know she can kick ass, so that helps but there is something more.  I don’t know though, I can’t really put it into words, which is a shame cause that’s kind of my job here.  What I am saying is she is way better at her job than I am at mine.  So today I want to fuck Katheryn Winnick.

Fun fact: (Disclaimer: Aformentioned Fact is Fun only to the blog owner.  Blog Owner makes no guarantee that the following fact will be found to be “fun” by any persons reading this blog. All uses of the phrases “fun”, “cool”, “neat”, and “awesome” are not statements of fact or even generally accepted opinion, they are strictly that of the Blog Owner.) you is our most versatile pronoun as we use it for any gender and for both singular and plural uses.  Of course, it wasn’t always this way, you are likely aware of the words Thee and Thy which existed in middle English as other forms of the second person pronoun.  Believe it or not these were the informal pronouns, if you are familiar with romance languages you likely know you use one form of You for friends and another for people who command respect or are strangers.  During the turmoil that was England as modern English arose and the decline of nobility and the rise of a middle class people became confused who should get what form, so to be safe people just started calling everyone except their closest family and friends you..  Eventually they were calling everyone you.  Thee, Thine, Thy, all of those died in common usage but held on in poetry because since they were more personal they also were more intimate.  You wouldn’t address someone you were making out with as Mr. Johnson, or Captain Smith or whatever, right? I mean, you might but it would be a roleplay thing, not a social norm.  So in love poetry obviously you would be casual.  So these old forms of the ponouns are actually the most casual you can be about them. But because they basically survive in poetry, Shakespeare, and the Bible we think of them as highly formal and fancy.  This is because they are old and despite the fact that most people didn’t shower because showers weren’t even invented, literally threw human waste into the street, and wore the same clothes multiple day in a row, we somehow think of the past as fancy as opposed to the alarmingly ripe place it must have been.  Thus that guy in the strange hat who comes up to you in the bar calls you “m’lady” and starts throwing about thees and thous and what not.  He thinks he’s being fancy but he’s actually being overly familiar, just like when he tries to kiss your hand.  Anyway, I feel like black and white is about the same thing.  Lots of people on tumblr take someone else’s photo, hit it with some greyscale and call it art cause it’s fancy.   I didn’t do that, these were black and white to begin with but I am embracing the illusion of sophistication.  This is high class lust today ladies and gentlemen.  Fun fact: Today I want to fuck Emily DiDonato.

I am usually not a huge fan of random shots out in public of people.  I mean they can call them candids or street style or whatever but it always strikes me as creepy.  As a matter of fact Kelly Brook once posted a picture of the paparazzi waiting for her outside her home in London and it was like they had set up a tent city on the sidewalk. I mean, part of that is the price of fame I guess but it still creeps me out a little bit.  But at the same time I am human and all Kelly Brook seems to do is go to the gym these days.  At least I assume so because basically every day there are pictures of her going to the gym.  And just a few months ago I was surprised I had posted her so many times and was like, “well, she’ll go down the list, I never have the urge to post her again”.  I am not sure what i was thinking but I was wrong.  I am human, she looks better having worked out than most people do after hours getting ready.  Today I want to fuck Kelly Brook.