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Ok, guys, watch Agent Carter.  Word is not many people are watching Agent Carter.  This is full on ridiculous because the show is awesome and I know you guys are a bunch of nerds because I know which of my posts you like best.  Kari Byron doesn’t get forever reblogged cause you guys hate nerd shit.  The show is funny, smart, and engaging.  It’s greatest weapon though is the unfailingly charming Hayley Atwell who is just amazing as Peggy Carter.  Amazing.  I could watch her all day, she is so compelling, so interesting, and so just… perfect.  She is perfect in the role.  So don’t ruin this by not watching.  Watch.  Now.  Today I want to fuck Hayley Atwell.

So I started watching Broadchurch last night.  It is really, really good.  I mean, I knew it would be, everyone told me it was really good.  But you know, it turns out they are right.  It was good enough that I forgot to watch Agent Carter.  And I love that show.  Love it.  Broadchurch is engrossing. Of the many people on the show Jodie Whittaker is one.  I realize that’s an odd, awkward sort of statement but I am a bit at a loss to say because I happen to find her very attractive and she’s playing the grieving mom of a 10 year old boy and that seems like an odd combo.  I don’t want anyone to think that’s like… my thing.  Is that mom crying?  Jackpot!  It’s not like that.  She is doing an excellent job.  She looks really familiar, too, but looking through her credits I have only seen Attack of the Block.  I can’t place her in it.  She is really pretty though.  So… here she is.  You should check out Broadchurch, too.  Today I want to fuck Jodie Whittaker.

Here is Kendall Jenner because… sometimes Kendall Jenner can look pretty good?  I dunno, she popped up on my dash this morning and I was like, she looks pretty good there.  Then she popped up again and I was like, she looks pretty good there.  I could try to think of more to say but there isn’t a lot deeper going on here.  I have had other thoughts about Kendall Jenner and her modeling career and the battle between consumerism and art in capitalist society but A) I am pretty lazy and B) that’s not what I was thinking about today.  Those are old thoughts.  Today I just through she looked pretty in some picture of her leaving a bank or something.  So today I want to fuck Kendall Jenner.

While I am getting better I am still crazy tired.  And have been sleeping more than not still, despite my hopes to like, be awake all of yesterday.  So I know there were some awards things yesterday but I haven’t even looked.  What I have seen though was yesterday at one point when awake I turned on my TV and the X Games were on and it was the women’s slopestyle finals.  And there was Silje Norendal getting ready and it was like, oh right, she looks like she was grown in a lab to just be beautiful.  Which of course is ridiculous.  If she was grown in a lab it couldn’t be just to be beautiful because she won the gold in women’s slopestyle and she’s an Olympic athlete so she was clearly grown in a lab to be an amazing snowboarder.  Being gorgeous was just a side effect.  That or they wanted an amazing and beautiful snowboarder.  Scientists can be power mad like that.  It’s probably too much to invest in one person, scientists.  Or I guess she could just naturally be this gifted.  That happens too.  Anyway, I am posting her today because not only is she very pretty I am just always wowed by the things athletes can do.  I post a lot of people who are good at their job but there is something very stark about the reminder when watching a professional athlete that they are quite often the single best person on the planet at what they can do.  It’s just humbling.  Also she’s very pretty.  Today I want to fuck Silje Norendal.

Here is Natalie Dormer for you guys.  And for me I guess.  I am slowly improving.  Definitely feeling better than I was but still pretty tired.  So Natalie Dormer feels like a good pick today because she is something with a certain special something.  I am not sure what that is, confidence maybe?  The point is while I am still under the weather I can punt and say I have no idea, it’s a mystery, oooooooo…  Yeah, I just made a spooky sound with my mouth.  I don’t know why.  It’s a mystery also.  Anyway, here is Natalie Dormer who is quite pretty and has a special something that I am too tired to explore.  Today I want to fuck Natalie Dormer.

Good news is I am definitely feeling better.  I assume everyone is holding candle light vigils and hanging on my every health update.  I still feel like garbage but it isn’t the kind of garbage I felt like a few days ago.  Like I can actually watch TV shows and stuff now.  Then I usually go back to bed.  An hour awake is still a bit much.  Too many boring details?  Probably.  I was watching Modern Family, which like me has seen better days and hopefully like me people just can’t quit anyway because it’s pleasant enough that you’re fine with it keeping you company now and then.  I realized I have only posted Sofia Vergara once.  That seems too few times.  She is pretty.  So here she is.  Today I want to fuck Sofia Vergara.

Here is some Pixie Lott as she is consistently and reliably pretty and I am phoning it in this week. Where is my verbose justification for my primal desires?  I left it on the other side of the room and I am too damn tired to walk over there and get it.  She is very pretty.  I happen to really like blonde British girls.  At least that’s what the science seems to say.  You can double check the science if you want, it’s air tight.  I am pretty sure.  Anyway, today I want to fuck Pixie Lott.

I woke up today not feeling well.  Like cough and stuff and so tired I can barely keep upright.  I am not telling you this for sympathy, though I mean obviously it’s the worst thing that’s ever happened to anyone but I will bravely soldier on. I am mentioning this because femalecelebrityoftheday asked me recently if I ever have days where I don’t want to post anyone, like if I am sick or something.  The answer is no but you’ll notice I am posting a good bit later than I typically would.  Often I would best describe it as the spirit being willing but the body is hacking up phlegm.  Also I think it might alter who I pick.  I think.  Cause I have apparently posted Holly Willoughby a bunch when I am sick.  I noticed this going back to look at posts of her.  I was thinking about examining why but I actually decided that’s a thread better left unpulled.  Anyway, she is pretty, and I assume femalecelebrityoftheday knows her cause they’re both from the UK and you guys all know each other, right?  Tell her I said hi I guess.  Or don’t, keep being selfish and not introducing me to any of the British women I post.  This is totally off the rails, the point is Holly Willoughby is very pretty and just kind of comforting and inviting and today I want to fuck Holly Willoughby.

I haven’t posted Miranda Kerr that many times here really.  A handful but not as many as you might expect for one of the more popular models out there.  At least she used to be.  I don’t really have my finger on the pulse of that sort of thing so I dunno if she is a huge deal or not still.  I feel like she is.  Anyway, I haven’t posted her that much and a major part is I have someone very near and dear who is way, way more into Miranda Kerr than I would ever be.  Thus it almost feels like stealing to lust after her.  Which is really silly I guess but it is how my brain works.  It’s like you don’t check out your friend’s girlfriend or something because that would make you a creep.  My brain works the same way with celebrities that I consider belonging to someone else.  I am an interloper and have no right.  I am not sure where that comes from but it is there.  Sometimes I break down though because Miranda Kerr is pretty.  I am not blind.  So today I want to fuck Miranda Kerr.