So the Hunger Games Rumbles onwards. The good thing about this is that we get lots of Jennifer Lawrence. I mean, I have nothing against the Hunger Games, I think it’s definitely better than most YA stuff, I just also probably won’t see it until it hits Netflix or something. I am just glad to see her because she’s pretty and it’s nice to see her smiling and so on. I don’t really have a lot to say, it’s the end of a long week so I will just say today I want to fuck Jennifer Lawrence.
Mary Elizabeth Winstead is one of my all time celebrity crushes. Feels like she always has been and given that this crush has existed longer than tumblr has existed I guess it would feel that way. She doesn’t show up as much as other girls I would say I have had or have massive celebrity crushes on. This is almost 100% a reflection on the fact that she isn’t as famous as them so pictures of her are harder to come by. Also she just doesn’t show up in my life as often. there are fewer blogs about her, there are fewer photos of her, she doesn’t get talked about and so on. It’s a shame because frankly the world is missing out. She is just gorgeous and talented. Today I want to fuck Mary Elizabeth Winstead.
I get a little defensive every time I post Nicki Minaj. Not for me but for her sake. Mainly because people feel the need to tell me she’s not attractive. Which, you know, whatever, it’s your life, be wrong if you want to be. I have never understood the urge to tell me that though. But like, I get defensive for her sake which feels pretty dumb. I think she can take care of herself. She seems relatively confident. I mean, in general I don’t get the impression she lacks in self esteem or anything. Being rich and successful probably takes the edge off a little, too. So I won’t get defensive this time (I mean except for the start where I did). I will simply say that I find Nicki Minaj quite attractive, physically and her attitude. So today I want to fuck Nicki Minaj.
The new Dragon Age is out and I am very excited. Excited enough that I am already trying to figure out how to get out of work early (bomb threat? Bad foot? Lick random things until someone asks me to leave? So many options! I can’t wait). I loved the first game and one of the things that was so exciting is it felt so much like the RPGs I loved as a kid, the ones that were on PC but also like a modern game. It felt pretty much exactly like what I had always wanted and didn’t even realize. It was great. My favorite character in that game was Morrigan (sorry people who maybe saw the tag and were excited for a second, I know there is a more popular video game Morrigan. Maybe some day for her). I played lots of ways through and when she could be she was my romance option. When she couldn’t we were best friends. I understand Leliana was the far, far more popular option. People told me that Morrigna was evil (or a bitch) but I think this is a basic misunderstanding of a woman as a badass. We see it so rarely I can understand how you’d be confused, she was simply assertive and intelligent. She was fucking awesome. Powerful rebel witch from the swamp who won’t kowtow to anyone and doesn’t take your bullshit? Great. Leliana was cool and all but Morrigan was amazing. She’s got some role in the new game I hear, though I have gladly avoided most news. I am excited and today I want to fuck Morrigan.
Charli XCX has shown up here pretty frequently int he past few month. I mean, not all the time but it feels like a lot for someone who I feel like isn’t huge in the US. I figure for most people she’s just the girl who sings the hook in Fancy. She is crazy talented (it’s why the hook is the good part of Fancy) and everything but it kinda feels odd how into her I am given she rarely intersects with my life. She is just one of those people though. Something about her clicks for me and I am just hyper attracted to her. She is just… for me. If that makes sense. Some people are like that, something about them appeals to you in a way it doesn’t seem to for people around you. I think she just very attractive and her voice is awesome. Today I want to fuck Charli XCX.
It’s strange how girls cycle through my brain off and on, Only a handful of people have shown up on this blog more than Kelly Brook but I have only posted her a few times in the last year and only one other time in the last 9 months. There is no reason for that. There was also no reason for me to ever really like her though. I am an American, she isn’t really like… famous here. Most people have no idea who she is, even if they have seen her in a bad movie or something. She is crazy famous in the UK though, or so I have been lead to believe. It certainly seems like she must be given that photographers camp outside her house. So why did I like her? I mean.. obviously because she is super hot. Usually I need more than that. There is my secret not so secret thing for British girls. I dunno, i am rambling, she popped up today on my dash and it was like, oh yeah, she’s hot as hell. And you know, obviously I am way into British girls. So today I want to fuck Kelly Brook.
I usually am not a fan of what are referred to as candids (or sometimes street style to get even further from what they are) because they aren’t great quality and they feel vaguely creepy. Just people camped outside someone’s house to snap a million picture of them the second they go outside. You know, it lacks to subtleness and lack of creepiness of my blog I guess, which is of course a bastion of cosmopolitan sophistication and patrician constraint. I fall prey to paparazzi pictures of Taylor Swift though because she has just the best damn taste and I can’t help it. I don’t remember her always dressing this well. Maybe I didn’t notice but I don’t remember 5 years ago being amazed how everything from her coat to her shoes were perfect. Whatever, her sense of style is epic so here are some very recent examples Because she has amazing fashion sense. And she looks amazing. So today I want to fuck Taylor Swift.
Once upon a time, like a million years ago now, I was talking about girls with a friend and she told me one of the girls I liked was pretty but she wasn’t really into, “playing dress up”. (Ok, no reason to be coy, it is whole-lies-and-half-smiles who said it). I think it might have been a nice way of saying she doesn’t like models cause I am pretty sure I was discussing Miss Mosh. Either way, the simply truth is I really like dress up. It’s fun. It’s sexy. When I saw pictures of Candice Swanepoel dressed as an Angel I was pretty sure she was going to show up here today. I love the golden wings, I love the way she looks and frankly despite the fact that I have well documented here that she is secretly obsessed with me with what can only be called conclusive-not-at-all-delusional evidence, I happen to like her a lot. So today I want to fuck Candice Swanepoel.
Yes, it’s Kate Upton again. Kate Upton showing up here is a reality everyone should be used to at this point. It’s like my Grandma always said, if you follow my blog you’re going to get a lot of Kate Upton. For years we thought she had dementia, it turns out she was just clairvoyant. Or I could be making it up, you’ll never know. Well, you’ll probably be pretty sure you know but technically you have no way of knowing with absolute certainty. Very few things are certain. Here is what I know to be certain. Kate Upton is very attractive. I am very attracted to Kate Upton. She is blonde. She is popular. There is backlash. I don’t care because I like her a lot. She is pretty. She has a very nice body. She is not fat. And I am for-sure-100%-positive-cross-my-heart-hope-to-die certain that today I want to fuck Kate Upton.
I am pretty seriously bummed about the demise of Selfie. I was really enjoying it and I thought it did a fantastic job of showcasing the comedic talent of Karen Gillan. Not like this was unknown before but network comedy is still a bigger stage than anything else she’s done. And we all have that urge, the whole thing where we like a celebrity so we really want them to do well (until we don’t and we get jealous because we saw them first and all these posers like them now. I don’t know why people do that). Sadly, the writing was on the wall from the word go and it was made official last week. It made watching it this week a little sad but… I will somehow go on, shows die, it’s the circle of life. I will miss it though. And I will miss Karen, who looked pretty fantastic in it. And god she was funny. Well, here’s to the next thing for her, I hope it’s awesome. Today I want to fuck Karen Gillan.
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