Once upon a time, like a million years ago now, I was talking about girls with a friend and she told me one of the girls I liked was pretty but she wasn’t really into, “playing dress up”. (Ok, no reason to be coy, it is whole-lies-and-half-smiles who said it).  I think it might have been a nice way of saying she doesn’t like models cause I am pretty sure I was discussing Miss Mosh.  Either way, the simply truth is I really like dress up.  It’s fun.  It’s sexy.  When I saw pictures of Candice Swanepoel dressed as an Angel I was pretty sure she was going to show up here today.  I love the golden wings, I love the way she looks and frankly despite the fact that I have well documented here that she is secretly obsessed with me with what can only be called conclusive-not-at-all-delusional evidence, I happen to like her a lot.  So today I want to fuck Candice Swanepoel.