Here is Chloe Moretz because she’s having a good run recently.  I guess the latest photoshoot is because of Neighbors 2.  Which… good for her?  I don’t know, I didn’t make it all the way through the first movie.  Sorry.  I am glad if she is doing things that do well, though I wouldn’t mind seeing her in something good.  I know that sounds horribly dismissive of the potential of Neighbors 2, maybe it’ll be like the Godfather and the second one will be the all time classic.  I will likely never know.  She looks good though, she has looked very pretty lately and so today I want to fuck Chloe Moretz.

The Americans is back and I am almost a week late.  Like, I knew I had it sitting there to watch but then Daredevil and basketball and I kind of forgot.  Until lunch and it was like, “Oh right, I can watch this thing.  I love the show, it’s amazing.  I love Keri Russell’s performance.  It’s strange because it is hard to separate her from Felicity because the show was this whole phenomena.  I didn’t even watch it but it seemed it was everywhere, everyone was talking about it at the time.  And you know, I have seen other things with her in them and enjoyed it but she has always been mainly sunshine and goodness.  It always staggers me a little what a complex character she plays here, how dark it can be, and how human she makes it.  The acting on this show is just amazing and she is a huge part of that.  If the two main roles didn’t work everything would collapse.  She is just so good.  And also she is so pretty.  Like anyone she of course has changed a lot in the nearly 20 years she’s been famous but I think she’s gotten better looking as she’s aged.  Or maybe she is one of those people who kind of matures into her look, in that it just looks better on someone who looks like an adult rather than someone who can play a teenager.  I don’t know but she is gorgeous now.  So here she is.  Today I want to fuck Keri Russell.

Here is Anastasia Scheglova because last month was @she-goes-to-eleven‘s birthday.  That might seem strange but anyone can mention someone’s birthday on the date, next level birthday wishes come on some random date, no one sees it coming.  Like, a surprise party makes no sense on someone’s birthday.  If her birthday is in February just randomly jump out of her closet in the dark in June, she’ll be surprised!  I give great life advice.  Anyway, she is the reason I know about Anastasia Scheglova so it seemed appropriate to mention her long passed birthday cause I didn’t know at the time.  Anastasia Scheglova is of course a Russian model and i know next to nothing about her past that but I don’t really need to know more because I have seen every single Bond movie ever, so I pretty much know everything about beautiful Russians.  Today I want to fuck Anastasia Scheglova.

New Emily Ratajokowski pictures means Emily Ratajkowski is getting posted.  It started with her posting it on instagram or something and then from there more picture have gotten out of a shoot she did for Jacquie Aiche.  I had no idea what Jacquie Aiche was and was like, “What type of clothes do they sell because she isn’t wearing clothing”.  It turns out it’s Jewlery.  Which I guess Emily was wearing.  I mainly noticed boobs but I was certain they weren’t selling boobs.  I could mock this as a bad campaign except it made me google it.  So well done, behold the power of a nearly nude Emily Ratajkowski.  I am thankful.  Today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.

I was never into Baywatch.  As a matter of fact I would say it’s probably safe to say I have never seen an episode of Baywatch, which means maybe I shouldn’t judge it but you know… I did.  I will.  The boom in syndicated TV in the 90’s lead to a lot of shows that I think a lot of people loved but I never could bring myself to care about any of them.  My little brother loved Renegade but he was also 5. Anyway, Baywatch was a honest to god cultural phenomena when I was entering High School, I had a friend with a Pamela Anderson poster on his wall and… I never got the appeal honestly.  I guess those girls were never my type, I was much happier obsessing over Angela Chase.  The closest I came to caring was one month Cinemax had a girls of Baywatch thing where late at night they showed earlier movies from girls from the show and being Cinemax they got naked.  So I watched that.  Purely for research purposes and also because I was like 14 and always felt like I was getting away with something when I snuck into the basement after my parents were asleep to see boobs.  Anyway, all this brings me about to Alexandra Daddario who is in the middle of filming Baywatch and for about 2 weeks has been providing the world with wonderful pictures from the set.  I still feel no urge to see Baywatch but then if you do the math it seems like a movie I have to see.  I mean,I love the Rock.  I love Alexandra Daddario.  I love Priyanka Chopra.  All these people in a movie together?  That sounds like something I totally would intend to see and never get around to!  Like.. uh, San Andreas which I still haven’t seen.  Anyway, she has looked quite good.  She does that.  All these pictures plus a bunch the other day becuase it was her birthday?  I am surprised I hadn’t posted her yet. So here are a bunch of crummy set pictures because today I want to fuck Alexandra Daddario.

Here is Chloe Moretz because she did some sort of promo photoshoot for a game called Sudden Attack.  It’s not a thing I know and it doesn’t sound like a thing I’d want to play but she looked kind of hot in the pictures?  I feel uncertain as to why.  I mean, maybe it’s the gun?  I feel strange wondering that but then again I was raised on 80’s action movies so maybe I see women with guns as sexy.  I honestly don’t know.  I’ve decided not to question it too much today, it’s a fine excuse to post her.  So here she is because today I want to fuck Chloe Moretz.

God bless Nylon for continually giving me excellent photoshoots of celebrities I love who are often under photographed.  Here is Nicki Minaj because she’s going to be in next month’s Nylon (on sale now for complicated news stand reasons).  If Nicki Minaj wearing rhinestone stars and stripes boxing gloves doesn’t make you proud to be an American then I can only assume you’re name is Ivan Drago and you can get the fuck off of my blog right now.  I saw what you did to Apollo Creed you son of a bitch and I heard the press conference.  You’re going to get yours!  It won’t seem like you will but just you fucking wait until the 3rd act, oh man, you’re going to lose and Communism will fall!  I should have really saved this picture for the 4th of July just so I can post Nicki on the 4th again and get some racists who think they’re not racists to scoff at the idea of her representing America then watch them backpedal as they try to come up with reasons as to why she isn’t a real American other than just coming out and saying, “She’s not white”.  That said, I loved Creed and I am not knocking it but I would 100% watch a movie where Nicki Minaj fights Ivan Drago.  I might be the only one but go ahead and make that spin off.  Or just use it for a music video, it’s a thing I want to see the more I think about it.  Anyway, Nicki Minaj is awesome and gorgeous and since she is like the one person I can post and be sure to get some snide remarks about I am going to go ahead and tell you that you all can kiss my ass.  Every bit of it because she is great.  Today I want to fuck Nicki Minaj.

Here is Liz Gillies because any excuse to post Elizabeth Gillies is a good one.  She was at the Premier of My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2.  I have no idea why.  Is she in it?  Was she just around?  It’s a mystery because I haven’t looked it up.  I also haven’t seen the first movie because I kind of felt like it was all there in the title.  I got it.  I’m good.  She looked good because she looks good, that’s her thing.  I am grateful when she turns up places because she is seriously under represented.  All those years ago when I decided to give Victorious a chance at the urging of my followers (which, it’s been years, I feel safe now saying you were wrong.  You were just wrong, I shouldn’t have watched it.  I can fully see it having an important place in my childhood had I been a child but I wasn’t.  I am not.  It was not good) I was a little surprised that Liz is the one who stood out the most to me.  Going in I didn’t expect that because my knowledge of the show was that Victoria Justice was remarkably beautiful.  Instead she was the one I became least interested in.  Elizabeth Gillies has a certain charm and charisma and I could see why she was such a fan favorite.  So thank god she was at the red carpet for something because any excuse to post her.  Today I want to fuck Elizabeth Gillies.

Supergirl came back last night and thank god.  I mean… I think it was only not on for a week but I missed it.  I like the show.  I really like the character.  I really like Melissa Benoist in the role.  I am thankful she has it, not just because she plays it well but just because… she feels right.  She feels like Supergirl.  One of the things I am most thankful for with the modern waves of Superhero media is how many people playing superheroes seem to take that duty seriously.  Which I know sounds silly but I don’t mean character fidelity or something.  I mean kids.  I got into Superheroes as a kid and I am sure there are lots of reasons I was drawn to them but I know a big one was because of what they represented.  The world is unjust and you’re not really supposed to know that as a kid but for some of us your parents don’t shield you from that, instead they contribute to the knowledge, so I was hungry for some sense of justice.  It is nice to find something where people are good and do right not because they have to but because it is the right thing to do.  A world where people do their best to help.  So I love that so many actors and actresses playing the role seem to take that part of their job seriously and are willing to help give that magic to another generation of kids.  It can help a lot.  Last night was a good reminder because evil Supergirl really made me uncomfortable.  I didn’t like it.  I thought maybe I’d find it a little hot but no… I just didn’t like it.  So I am so thankful for a show that isn’t about darkness and it gave us a good example in the flaws of making a superhero more “mature” by having them act like dicks.  I am glad we have the character the way she is and I love the way Melissa Benoist plays her.  I love the way Melissa Benoist talks about it off screen.  So that’s why she’s here.  Today I want to fuck Melissa Benoist.

Because I am terminally lame and old I watched Saturday Night Live early this morning when I couldn’t sleep.  I probably would have done so earlier if I had remembered Ariana Grande was hosting but oh well.  She did well enough.  That sounds like faint praise I guess but I think the show has been struggling this year and so well enough is better than a lot of hosts so far this season.  She also is very pretty and clearly a talented performer, she’s been doing this a long time.  It was also a reminder that I haven’t posted her in forever.  Today I want to fuck Ariana Grande.