Guys, I love Star Wars.  Love Star Wars. Star Wars is Great! (Also, before I get into this you know what else is great?  The beautiful and brilliant @thunderstormofoblivion whose birthday I forgot like a jerk so I should just go on record here that she is great.  So no one can claim not to know that)  I might have watched the Force Awakens last night.  Twice.  Maybe.  sorta.  Definitely.  I realize some people had complaints about this one but as I have gotten older I have realized that a lot of people are wrong.  Ridiculously so.  It was great and Daisy Ridley is so fantastic and charming.  Rey is a great character.  I realize people also have problems with her but you know… we know why.  Sorry guys, it’s the truth, you know what you don’t like a female lead and so do we.  She is amazing in it.  Really all the new characters are amazing.  I feel like we’ve been through all this because I think I made this exact same post after I saw it on opening day.  I love it.  It’s just so great.  I love it.  I love that children love it.  I love that adults love it.  I love that there is a Star Wars again that everyone can enjoy (except you know, the certain sad angry nerds who love to hate).  So anyway, here is Daisy Ridley who I love because she is such a bad ass.  Like for real too, she can bench press a plane or something.  It’s unreal.  Today I want to fuck Daisy Ridley.

Rachel Riley is one of the few people I get requests for.  Which, you know, is not how any of this works but I appreciate the enthusiasm for her.  Like I actually have gotten asks that just say, “MORE RACHEL RILEY”.  Which might seem like an odd thing, that someone would so badly want me to want to sleep with Rachel Riley more often.  Unless it’s secretly Rachel Riley sending me those messages because, well, obviously then it makes sense.  I’m a catch.  I have my own blog!  On the Internet!  I actually think it’s just that the world seems desperately hungry for more Rachel Riley pictures.  Or England more specifically.  I sadly can’t actually invent new pictures of her, just post what I have.  Frankly, we’re all lucky I even know who she is but that’s the beauty of the modern world.  I can buy Star Wars with bonus features from my phone and know tonight I am going to watch the fuck out of it, I can learn about British celebrities because a friend says she thinks I’d like her.  Or actually I think it went, “You should see the dress Rachel Riley wore last night, you’d love it.  It was shiny”.  Which got an eye roll from me because it’s not all shiny dresses but then I looked it up and yeah, the dress was awesome.  That was years ago.  Every now and then she pops up on my radar and she largely seems beloved.  She is pretty and she is good at math.  Or maths as they incorrectly call it over in the UK.  Except I guess some people think she’s bad at math?  These peopel do add an s to something that is an abbreviation already so what do they know.  But, you know, if you don’t think women live by some strange triple standard keep in mind to do her job which involves math she has to be considered hot because obviously a woman should never be on TV unless she can somehow excite male libido but also she should be held to a ridiculously high standard about everything else or else she only got the job because she’s pretty.  So you know, that way you get people complaining she’s not pretty enough while others say she isn’t good enough at her job.  It’s enough to make you think some assholes will find any excuse to criticize and demean women.  Almost.  If you talk to them they’re very quick to explain they might seem like raging assholes but really they’re just all about holding people accountable.  Well… maybe not people, I am not sure they consider women people.  Anyway, Rachel Riley was at a thing the other day and she wears the best dresses sometimes.  It’s the black and white one.  I love it.  It looks great.  So here she is.  Today I want to fuck Rachel Riley.

Here is Rihanna because Riahanna is always so close to being posted.  Like all the time I am like, “Holy fuck, look at Rihanna”.  But then I have already posted that day or something else comes up or she’s like a close second.  I guess what I am saying is that this blog under represents my attraction to her.  That happens.  I mean, I guess I can’t really argue with the numbers but there are people who I feel get over represented due to circumstances like picture availability or media saturation and then those who are under represented due to picture scarcity or bad luck.  Of course, I could just be fooling myself and I don’t know my own desires as well as I think I do.  Or it could be a combination.  These are the things I find fascinating that no one else does I am sure.  Oh well.  Anyway, here Rihanna is because she has looked good recently.  Not in any specific sense but more in the sense that she always looks good and I keep noticing and so today she broke through.  Today I want to fuck Rihanna.

Here is Emily DiDonato and her ridiculous eyes because she’s hot.  That’s about it.  I have no deeper thoughts or anything today, I just saw a picture of her and was like, oh yeah, she’s really hot.  So here she is being really hot.  Fun times.  Today I want to fuck Emily DiDonato.

There are few things I like more than a good Superhero team up so I was pretty excited for Flash and Supergirl joining forces last night to fight the bad guys.  You know, amazingly, they didn’t even fight each other first.  Strange how you can have two superheros not spend two hours punching each other.  Among the other strange things about me is the fact that I always found Silver Banshee attractive and I know this is strange because skull face and whatever but I think maybe it was her costume, it was pretty good.  Also I was like 10 or something and you know… it didn’t take a lot.  Anyway, the result is here is Italia Ricci who played the Silver Banshee last night and her alter ego int he weeks leading up to last night.  She did a good job of being a thoroughly objectionable person.  She is pretty.  She was the Silver Banshee.  I also greatly enjoyed the episode which is why she is here.  Today I want to fuck Italia Ricci.

Here is Colleen Green because I like music and i like her music?  Why do I put a question mark at the end of stuff like that?  I don’t know, I mean that statement is true, the part about liking her and liking music, I am just uncertain as to why she is really here today.  She just kind of popped into my head this morning and won’t go away.  At which point I listened to her most recent album and so she still isn’t going away.  She is pretty but more so I think she is a sneakily clever song writer and deals with some themes that resonate with me at least.  Her songs are also really infectious and easy to sing along to.  So I guess those are all reasons that today I want to fuck Colleen Green.

Now, I hope most people don’t come here for new.  At least, I hope you don’t.  If you do you are dangerously ill informed.  I say dangerously because if you are the sort of person who comes to whoiwanttofucktoday.com looking for news your decision making is so questionable you could possibly drown yourself trying to get a drink of water.  But I’m not here to insult hypothetical idiots.  No, I’m here to insult your intelligence with my breaking news I do have.  Using my highly refined observational skills I have determined that Emily Ratajkowski’s body is “legit insane”.  "Legit insane" is of course a scientific term meaning, “oh my god, look at her”!  If you haven’t noticed this it’s ok, I am a professional except for the part where anyone would pay me for my opinions on this blog.  Other than that I am a professional and using the skills I have honed in my now 4 years and 23 days of doing this, I have figured out that Emily Ratajkowski has a body that is, once again, “Legit insane”.  Science, people.  You can trust me on this, I know I’m right because I said it and I’m not a liar, so it has to be true.  That’s basic math.  Or logic.  Whatever, trust me, one of them is right.  Today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.

Here is Claire Sinclair because she is doing her own line of clothing now.  Or sorta.  I am not entirely clear on the details, I pay attention to her but you know… in one ear and out the other.  I happen to know clairesinclairisagoddess is very friendly and if anyone would know that guy would so send him questions if this is really bugging you.  The real point is it added a bunch of pictures of her and I think she looked lovely.  I often find myself a fan of her style anyway so this really paid off in that regard.  She is just pretty but you know… doesn’t come up here too often because I don’t see new pictures of her that often.  Not that I mind the old pictures that keep getting recycled, those are pretty too.  I like new things though.  Today I want to fuck Claire Sinclair.

I am a little stunned to discover I only posted Rose Leslie once.  Like… actually kind of surprised.  It sort of makes sense in that I have only ever watched two things with her in it and I don’t have many pictures of her because if people are taking pictures of her they aren’t showing up anywhere I usually am.  It is just surprising because I think of her as very attractive and also she was in one of my favorite Horror movies I discovered last year, Honeymoon.  I am surprised I didn’t post her then.  Or again at Halloween when I watched it with some friends.  Oh well.  The point is she is very attractive and based on the little I have seen very good.  I liked her in Game of Thrones, I loved her in Honeymoon.  She showed up in some pictures today at some sort of press thing and… hopefully that means something good is in the works.  Who knows.  She looked good, I am glad to get to post her again, today I want to fuck Rose Leslie.

Ellie Rowsell is here because I had a dream last night.  It was weird and stuff but anyway, here she is.  I assume I had a dream about her because the other day I was talking to a friend who had never heard of Wolf Alice and I realized he needed to know about them.  Not because everyone in the world needs to, though I am sure I have some followers who think everyone in the world needs to (@wildflagsure) but because I know his music tastes.  I really know what he loved in the 90’s so I knew there were certain tracks like Moaning Lisa Smile that he would go nuts for.  So you know, I am on the phone digging up youtube videos to show in him and he went nuts for it.  I love sharing music, it was good.  I think that is how Ellie Rowsell got into my head though, she just snuck in there because I started thinking about the band.  Also watching music videos, which is not an activity I usually partake in.  So this is a celebration of music today and the joy of sharing music with people.  Frankly, that is the history of music to me, grabbing a friend and saying, “You have to hear this”.  Everyone remembers who showed them this band or that and it’s this really cool bond.  It’s been that way since I was a kid.  Today I want to fuck Ellie Rowsell.