Rachel Riley is one of the few people I get requests for.  Which, you know, is not how any of this works but I appreciate the enthusiasm for her.  Like I actually have gotten asks that just say, “MORE RACHEL RILEY”.  Which might seem like an odd thing, that someone would so badly want me to want to sleep with Rachel Riley more often.  Unless it’s secretly Rachel Riley sending me those messages because, well, obviously then it makes sense.  I’m a catch.  I have my own blog!  On the Internet!  I actually think it’s just that the world seems desperately hungry for more Rachel Riley pictures.  Or England more specifically.  I sadly can’t actually invent new pictures of her, just post what I have.  Frankly, we’re all lucky I even know who she is but that’s the beauty of the modern world.  I can buy Star Wars with bonus features from my phone and know tonight I am going to watch the fuck out of it, I can learn about British celebrities because a friend says she thinks I’d like her.  Or actually I think it went, “You should see the dress Rachel Riley wore last night, you’d love it.  It was shiny”.  Which got an eye roll from me because it’s not all shiny dresses but then I looked it up and yeah, the dress was awesome.  That was years ago.  Every now and then she pops up on my radar and she largely seems beloved.  She is pretty and she is good at math.  Or maths as they incorrectly call it over in the UK.  Except I guess some people think she’s bad at math?  These peopel do add an s to something that is an abbreviation already so what do they know.  But, you know, if you don’t think women live by some strange triple standard keep in mind to do her job which involves math she has to be considered hot because obviously a woman should never be on TV unless she can somehow excite male libido but also she should be held to a ridiculously high standard about everything else or else she only got the job because she’s pretty.  So you know, that way you get people complaining she’s not pretty enough while others say she isn’t good enough at her job.  It’s enough to make you think some assholes will find any excuse to criticize and demean women.  Almost.  If you talk to them they’re very quick to explain they might seem like raging assholes but really they’re just all about holding people accountable.  Well… maybe not people, I am not sure they consider women people.  Anyway, Rachel Riley was at a thing the other day and she wears the best dresses sometimes.  It’s the black and white one.  I love it.  It looks great.  So here she is.  Today I want to fuck Rachel Riley.