Hope no one minds another day of Jessica Chastain because that’s what you’re getting!  So there was another premier for the Huntsman.  There are a lot of premiers these days because you have to hit every country if you’re a certain kind of movie.  I am not going to rush out and see it, maybe on video at some point.  Well, not video, that’s an archaic way of saying things but… you know.  As hot as Jessica Chastain looks with a bow and arrow, which is really hot, I have very little faith in the movie around her.  Oh, I have faith in her ability to add some depth to what she is doing but… I can wait.  Anyway, she looked great at the latest premier so here she is because I adore Jessica Chastain.  She looked beautiful.  Today I want to fuck Jessica Chastain.

This post started as something else about someone else but sometimes that happens.  Pictures are hard to find, I get frustrated and things change hours later when I get another chance to do this.  Apparently last night was the premier of the new season of Game of Thrones.  I mean, not for us commoners but for certain people there was a screening in LA.  Obviously Game of Thrones stars were there.  Now, I am not as into Sophie Turner as a lot of you are, I have only posted her a handful of times but she very clearly won last night in my opinion.  She looked fantastic.  I loved the braided updo and the color of her dress was great and I even loved her gold choker or torc or whatever that is.  IT all looked great.  She looked great.  So here she is, today I want to fuck Sophie Turner.

Jessica Chastain was at the MTV Movie Awards last night and thank god!  I felt a little cheated when she wasn’t at the Oscars because I am not even sure what the point of having an awards show is if she isn’t there.  To some people that might sound silly but to those people I ask, “Why are you on this blog?  Are you new here?”  I would watch Jessica Chastain read a phonebook because I am convinced it would be compelling and somehow she would create a fascinating, layered character in the process.  So I am glad she was there.  I want to say that it was a tough decision today because lots of people looked good but I’d be lying.  There are lots of people who would have been posted on a normal day but I woke up to gifs of Jessica Chastain smiling on the red carpet so none of them stood a chance.  I was at the movies this week and the trailer for something came up and she was in it and I don’t remember the movie cause it honestly looked kind of lame to me but I leaned over and told my friend I will probably see it cause I’ll see anything with Jessica Chastain.  The answer was, “Yeah, I know.  We all know”.  Cause yeah, I love Jessica Chastain.  So here she is because Jessica Chastain is amazing.  Today I want to fuck Jessica Chastain.

Here is Taylor Swift because she’s due?  I don’t know.  I am super tired because it’s noisy outside and I am not really running on full capacity today.  She is very pretty and there have been a lot of times recently I almost posted her but then didn’t.  So I am posting her today.  These are basically random pictures I pulled of her on the red carpet because I am half assing this.  Sorry.  Today I want to fuck Taylor Swift.

Here is Anna Kendrick because she rules.  Also, she has been all over the place this week due to her movie coming out this weekend.  I hope it’s good.  I’ll see it either way cause Anna Kendrick and Sam Rockwell, they’re always good.  She is great.  Like… she is so perfect.  You must know that if you found this post.  She’s pretty, she’s smart, she’s talented, she’s hilarious.  She is great and I can’t think of another way to say that other than to say that.  Today I want to fuck Anna Kendrick.

So the Barbershop 3 premier was last night and Nicki Minaj was there and holy crap is it hard to find pictures of her at things.  There are very few.  They were mostly not great.  You probably don’t want to hear my whine about that, so I will just say it is frustratingly hard to find pictures of her.  So here is the best I can find along with other pictures of her at things, some stolen right from her instagram because at least Nicki Minaj gets some Nicki Minaj pictures out there.  Anyway, I went all blonde in honor of her hair being blonde right now and I really appreciate her dedication to realism by adding the dark roots every time she pulls this look off.  That’s just great.  She is great and here she is so suck it haters, today I want to fuck Nicki Minaj.

I watched 10 Cloverfield Lane.  I want to talk about it but I don’t want to ruin it.  I will just say it is a very good and tense movie.  I will say there are no surprises in what you get.  There are surprises in the movie but I saw the trailer and knew it would be a tense and claustrophobic movie staring two actors I absolutely adore.  It was.  John Goodman was amazing because John Goodman is so damn good.  And so under rated sometimes.  Not by everyone, lots of people love him but I think some people forget the skill her brings as a dramatic actor.  He was great.  Mary Elizabeth Winstead was great and I immediately left the theater wishing someone would cast her as a Superhero already.  Looking online this apparently is not an unknown feeling.  She was excellent.  It was excellent.  And I love her.  This is no secret.  I really liked the movie.  I am still processing it, which is beautiful, it’s been almost a day and I am still thinking things through which is something I love about a good movie.  As a matter of fact I am soon to listen to the Next Picture Show Podcast which will talk about the movie and Psycho together, because that has some of my favorite film critics together talking about a movie I would love to hear more thoughts on.  Hey, if you saw it send me a message, we can talk about it.  Anyway, here is MEW because I adore her and I am so glad that even if she hasn’t become a huge deal she has managed to find fantastic roles for years now.  I am not sure how she feels about it but it’s probably better for me as a fan of her work.  Today I want to fuck Mary Elizabeth Winstead.

Sorry everyone who for some reason gets annoyed when I post Charli XCX, it’s my blog, she’s great, you’ll have to deal!  I have spent the past day thinking about her music a fair bit and discussing it with people and…  you know what?  She’s special.  You don’t have to like her music but the truth is each album is different and you don’t see other pop stars deciding to collaborate with subversive and anti-commercial elements like PC Music.  Look, here is the thing, she is less famous than a lot of pop musicians, she’s just always been on the edge of fame, predicted to blow up for years.  I don’t know if that will ever happen but I can’t think of many pop stars who would find their name out there because of tracks like Fancy and I Love It and just decide to scrap that and do something no one else is doing.  Cyndi Lauper.  That’s who it always makes me think of, the girl the critics loved and had pegged for big things but was far more interested in doing what made her happy and what she thought was good than in just duplicating her last hit.  It’s what we often say we want an artist to be.  So that is what I have been thinking about with Charli XCX, that she is a musician that makes me excited to see what she does next.  There are really only a handful of artists at a time that I get truly excited to see what they will do.  Lots I like but I know what’s coming and I’m not waiting with bated breath.  I am excited to see what she has coming down the pipe and I was just listening to one of her albums so today I want to fuck Charli XCX.

A lot of competition for who would be posted today, apparently last night was pretty big.  Who knew.  Anyway, in the end it came down to Taylor Swift and Katy Perry and gosh, I sure hope it doesn’t add fuel to the fire of whatever stupid bullshit feud is out there but Katy Perry won.  She does that sometimes.  Like, she doesn’t show up here all that often anymore (though I feel like that’s as much her fault as me, the world isn’t as inundated with new pictures of Katy Perry as it was 3 years ago) but she still has this power over me.  Where I might think I am going to post someone else but when I see Katy… it’s over.  I can’t get her out of my mind that day.  She’s just very, very attractive.  And there is something extra about her, something that appeals to me in a special way.  There are a few people out there like that.  Anyway, she was at the Country Music Awards, well one of them, there are like 5 different major country music awards, and I don’t know why.  I mean probably because she’s famous. It seems a little strange that she’d be there instead of the other more pop centric awards show but who knows.  It gave her an excuse to dress like a neon Dolly Parton, so that was fun.  I thought she looked good.  I really like fuzzy sweaters.  I don’t know why and I don’t want to dig too deep because I seem to remember a babysitter wearing one and… better not to pull that thread.  Anyway, here is Katy Perry because today I want to fuck Katy Perry.

Here is Saoirse Ronan who I had a lot of fun with last night in an attempt to pronounce her name and stuff.  Anyway, I was thinking about her and like… I know I had seen a fair number of things with her in it but upon researching it turns out it’s 9 movies.  Because at 21 she has already had a really long career.  I guess I first saw her in Atonement which somewhere in the back of my mind I knew she was in and knew she had been nominated for an Oscar but at the same time it was a surprise again when I read it.  What stood out as I was going back through this though is that while I haven’t loved every movie she was in I now remember how much I liked her in each of those.  And most of the movies were at the very least interesting.  She gives good performances.  Like, it’s not perfect but I quite enjoyed How I Live Now.  Byzantium was flawed but also fascinating and she was outstanding in it.  Basically she is very good and I am always thankful for art that is more than disposable.  Even if i don’t love it I love having to stop and think.  She is also pretty.  So today I want to fuck Saoirse Ronan.