Jessica Chastain was at the MTV Movie Awards last night and thank god!  I felt a little cheated when she wasn’t at the Oscars because I am not even sure what the point of having an awards show is if she isn’t there.  To some people that might sound silly but to those people I ask, “Why are you on this blog?  Are you new here?”  I would watch Jessica Chastain read a phonebook because I am convinced it would be compelling and somehow she would create a fascinating, layered character in the process.  So I am glad she was there.  I want to say that it was a tough decision today because lots of people looked good but I’d be lying.  There are lots of people who would have been posted on a normal day but I woke up to gifs of Jessica Chastain smiling on the red carpet so none of them stood a chance.  I was at the movies this week and the trailer for something came up and she was in it and I don’t remember the movie cause it honestly looked kind of lame to me but I leaned over and told my friend I will probably see it cause I’ll see anything with Jessica Chastain.  The answer was, “Yeah, I know.  We all know”.  Cause yeah, I love Jessica Chastain.  So here she is because Jessica Chastain is amazing.  Today I want to fuck Jessica Chastain.

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