Growing up things weren’t great for me.  Actually, they were pretty terrible to be honest.  Life was unpleasant at best and music and books were my only refuge.  Many a day was spent hiding in my room with some shitty fantasy novel and the headphones on, my stereo turned up as loud as it could be so it would drown out the fighting downstairs, praying the anger didn’t spill upstairs.  I don’t know how I would have gotten through life without music and I luckily don’t have to know.  It did create a bond with people I will never meet though on a profound level as they were the only barrier I had between myself and realities children aren’t supposed to know about.  I am posting Charli XCX today but this is about Prince.  The news hit me hard yesterday because Prince was an artist of not only profound talent but he was larger than life.  He almost seemed unreal, that someone who was so aggressively odd could also be the coolest, sexiest person on Earth.  There was some comfort to that.  I was always drawn to people who could mix talent with personality to make them stand out.  Make them different so that maybe being apart from everyone else wasn’t a negative.  Prince was really important to me.  I have memoried tied up in Prince songs, be them good or bad.  He helped make things better when they were bad but he was always there.  Music was always there.  Christ, I had one of my first kisses ever after a couples skate while Diamonds and Pearls was playing.  Prince was there for all the major parts of my life and now he’s gone.  This is why people mourn celebrities, because their art was a major part of our life and we can’t help but care, it is a one way relationship but it can be an important one.  Charli XCX is here because she has a new video out today and she looked good in it but also similar to my relationship with Prince I find myself having to evangelize about her to people who don’t seem to get her.  I think she is extremely talented and I like that she also seems to do her own thing.  Also she is extremely attractive.  Today I want to fuck Charli XCX.

I am going to half ass this today, guys.  I was in the middle of trying to think of who to post and I just found out Prince is dead and suddenly I don’t have the energy.  he was on an episode of New Girl so here is Zooey Deschanel.  Today I want to fuck Zooey Deschanel.

It’s the second time in as many weeks that Sophie Turner has shown up here, which is pretty frequent for her but it’s the second time in two weeks that Sophie Turner has looked really good.  Something for GQ?  I dunno, the pictures showed up, I liked them.  Obviously, Game of Thrones means we are being inundated with media about the various stars of the show. Is it this weekend or next?  I don’t know.  I am sure I will find out before it airs.  Anyway, she looked good so here she is because today I want to fuck Sophie Turner.

Here is Hillary Duff because I had a dream about Hillary Duff.  Which seems a little odd because I don’t really have a reason to think about Hillary Duff or have her invade my subconscious.  My life has always been pretty Hillary Duff removed.  Like, nothing she is in every crosses my path, I don’t really think about her.  Like, my one Hillary Duff story is that during the height of her Disney fame someone asking me if I had ever seen her show because she seemed like someone I’d be really into.  And then other people agreeing and me wondering what they were calling me because she was like 16.  But that was literally more than a decade ago.  Now when I think of Hillary Duff it’s really just because someone is taking more pictures of her out with her kid.  It seems to be an almost daily thing.  I guess the paparazzi love her?  I mean, she’s pretty but you’ll notice I didn’t post any of those.  Anyway, she was on my mind for some reason so here she is because today I want to fuck Hillary Duff.

So Emilia Clarke was in Australian Vogue which is why she is getting posted.  Or the inciting incident that lead to her getting posted.  She is posted in general because she is very, very pretty.  Game of Thrones is also on the way back, which I assume is part of why she was in a magazine.  Big media pushes and all that.  I am always glad to see her though and wish I posted her more often.  Quite often I think about it but someone else wins out.  Which looking at her right now is silly because look at how pretty she is.  Exceptionally so!  So here she is because today I want to fuck Emilia Clarke.

I am sure there was exciting stuff last night I could post from but I haven’t gotten around to it.  I slept like a rock and want to post Jessica Nigri so here is Jessica Nigri.  She is attractive and she dresses up in pretty costumes.  She has recently done a few that really stand out to me, both Morrigan from Dragon Age, who I have posted before because she was my favorite character in the game and Rogue in her Savage Land attire.  I have posted Rogue before too but more specifically Savage Land Rogue appeared in a story arc drawn by Jim Lee when I was 12 years old and it was a… whole thing for me.  I remember thinking Marc Silverstri’s Rogue was hot as a 10 year old but this was a whole other thing.  Just… a whole other thing.  So seeing someone cosplay as her was a big deal for me.  And then other stuff came up and wow it’s just not hard to find pictures of Jessica Nigri so how could I not post her?  Here she is because today I want to fuck Jessica Nigri.

You can blame @she-goes-to-eleven for this post because she is the one who engaged me in conversation about Charli XCX.  2 days ago but still, she gets the blame since some of you are, for some reason, annoyed when I post Charli XCX.  Anyway, today is a good day for it because it’s a big music weekend.  Coachella is going on, today is Record Store Day, and the other day HBO released the Vinyl Soundtrack which has Charli XCX and Elvis Costello on it.  No, I don’t think she has anything to do with Coachella this year but who knows.  Record Store Day is mostly absent of her but I know she is on one of the albums that is a cover of an old classic album.  I think it’s the Bleachers one but I dunno.  This probably shouldn’t be your number one news source for this kind of thing.  Or anything.  Anyway, I love Charli XCX and I love talking about music, so it was nice ot have the chance to.  And here she is for today but i have to rush out the door so I guess I am ending here.  Today I want to fuck Charli XCX.

Here is my beloved Kristen Bell because someone took pictures of her at CinemaCon.  I think.  I dunno, it was for something called Off Camera and honestly Kristen Bell photoshoots are a pretty rare beast these days.  So I was thankful for it.  She looked very pretty.  I haven’t posted her in a while because again, she just doesn’t show up that much.  I guess she never did, Veronica Mars was never the smash hit it should have been.  Still, I love her and one day I will have her babies.  You’ll see.  You nay sayers who say things like, “She’s married”. “You’re nuts”, or “It’s biologically impossible” are just contrarians.  You’ll never get anything done just sitting around talking about how it can’t be done.  One day, you’ll see.  Anyway, here she is because I adore her and today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.

Kristen Stewart did this photoshoot for Chanel and I first saw some of it like a week ago and it was good.  But I forgot.  Now a ton more has come out and look if you know me you know why I loved it.  It was so for me.  I have commented before that for me the platonic ideal of Kristen Stewart is an all fancied up Kristen Stewart for photoshoots.  I don’t know why, she just always looks amazing that way.  It’s what I prefer.  So here she is from various photoshoots looking good because today I want to fuck Kristen Stewart.

So the new Captain America premier was last night and as expected some stars of Marvel things were there.  I don’t know that all the pictures have crossed my path yet, so maybe I shouldn’t declare a winner.  I will say Chloe Bennet looked fantastic in red though.  She looked great and so here she is getting posted.  I guess Agents of SHIELD was on last night to, though admittedly that’s less exciting.  I am not here to dump on that show though, instead I will say I am very excited for Captain America because I love Captain America.  He’s one of my all time favorite heroes and I love that the MCU has gotten him so right as a character.  But this is about Chloe Bennet, who looked wonderful.  The red was a good color for her, I loved her hair and now I realize it’s the second time in a week I have been all about someone with a braided updo.  Maybe that’s a thing for me now?  I mean, Princess Leia did it in Empire but maybe it’s going to be the hot new trend!  Who knows!  Today I want to fuck Chloe Bennet.