The time change is the devil.  I hate it so much.  Mix that with people doing the whole St. Patricks thing this weekend and it was just… ugh.  Ugh. Ugh. Ugh.  There will be no Green in this picture for your made up holiday.  If you want to get drunk grow a spine and get drunk, don’t claim to care about a holiday you don’t care about as an excuse to get drunk.  And dont’ even get me started on th- no, you know what, I am not going to rant, I will pass on being that old crank.  Here is Emmy Rossum because she’s easy.  I realize what poor phrasing that is but I mean I have no deeper connection or thoughts to her, she is just really pretty.  It’s my first thought when I see her, “Wow, she’s pretty”.  She often wears things I like and she’s very pretty.  She was at a ball or a gala or something and I really liked her dress a lot.  She looked pretty.  So here she is.  Today I want to fuck Emmy Rossum.

Anna Kendrick was on Colbert the other night and I was vaguely aware of it because I saw people talking about it but I didn’t see her or it or anything until this morning. Once I did it was like, “Welp, I’m posting Anna Kendrick”.  Not only did she look fantastic in her red dress, she is just so amazing.  She is one of those people I have a huge crush on and it’s funny, I can kind of forget about it when she isn’t front and center but she shows up and bam, it’s back.  It’s because she’s basically perfect.  She is pretty, she is smart, she is funny, she is ridiculously talented.  She’s pretty close to perfect.  So here is a random collection of pictures cause it’s really nice outside so I am not really putting in the effort she deserves.  Today I want to fuck Anna Kendrick.

It’s early in the morning but already there was a lot of competition as to who to post today.  Lots of great pictures surfaced yesterday and overnight.  Charli XCX won though.  Because obviously I am way into Charli XCX.  She is just ridiculously hot and I like the way she has looked in various picture that have come out and perfume ads and… you know, it’s a strange world, this one where stuff like that just appears on my phone to let me know to look at it.  The future, it’s even better than flying cars.  Anyway, I find Charli XCX ridiculously attractive and that will annoy a couple of people, including one who will spell her name with an E just to annoy me (ahem @thunderstormofoblivion).  That’s fine, you guys can be annoyed, more Charli for me because she is so hot.  Also talented, I am digging parts of her new EP, mainly the title track but also the fact that Hannah Diamond makes an appearance and.. well, I don’t know if anyone cares.  It’s too early.  The sun isn’t even up yet, which is just stupid, why do we live in a world where people get up before the sun?  It’s only going to get worse after this weekend.  Well, small comforts, I have these pictures to look at.  Today I want to fuck Charli XCX.

I think it was yesterday (it might have been two days ago) but @soulblazer12 messaged me to say he was impressed with how good Kate Upton had looked at the Vanity Fair party and i agreed, saying she had looked really good lately in some photoshoots too and this made me happy.  I was hoping for more photoshoots and just… more of her looking good.  In general I am not a huge fan of her red carpet stuff so I would love to just see more stuff playing the her strengths as a model.  Well, apparently she’s in the 100th issue of V Magazine and she looks fantastic.  I love it.  So here she is an I am just so happy to have great pictures of Kate Upton to share because it’s a secret but I actually happen to be very attracted to her.  Today I want to fuck Kate Upton.

A friend broke my heart about a month ago when in reference to Mary Elizabeth Winstead she said, “I don’t see the appeal”.  Now, yeah, it kind of hurt because obviously Mary Elizabeth Winstead is one of my all time favorites but more so because when you care about someone you hate to see them so ridiculously wrong about something.  It’s like when you have that older relative who is kind of racist or you have a friend who thinks vaccines are a government plot or a coworker who thinks Donald Trump tells it like it is.  You aren’t defensive, you don’t need to be, everyone knows that person is wrong.  It’s because you’re a little embarrassed for them, that they could be so wrong.  And you know in your heart they’re a decent person so it’s shocking they can be so wrong headed about this thing.  So it broke my heart in that way.  Because obviously Mary Elizabeth Winstead is beautiful.  Just gorgeous.  She was doing 10 Cloverfield Lane related stuff yesterday and I am pumped for that movie.  I can’t wait to asked everyone I know to go to see it with me so they can turn me down.  Very exciting!  Today I want to fuck Mary Elizabeth Winstead.

I guess Quantico is back.  I hadn’t realized but I have been up since 1 AM and there it was so I decided to watch it.  Forgive me if this entry is even worse than usual but I am super tired, guys.  Anyway, I continue to watch the show despite the fact that it is probably the dumbest show I have ever watched.  I constantly find myself rolling my eyes and going, “Oh, come on”.  I don’t even know why I keep watching.  It isn’t like I want to see what happens next, I don’t care.  But I almost… like thinking it is dumb?  Spite watching maybe?  More likely I watch it for the same reasons now that I even gave it a chance in the first place.  Priyanka Chopra. She is so hot.  It’s just ridiculous how good looking she is.  And I guess after years of not being able to see her very often it’s a nice treat to get to see her every week.  Even if every week we get flashbacks to the worst training program in the history of anything ever.  I would think up a clever analogy but again, I am super tired.  Today I want to fuck Priyanka Chopra.

Here is Emily DiDonato.  She was at some stuff for Fashion Week in Paris last week so she has been on my mind.  It is easy to find picture of her which is why she is here today.  I know that sounds strange but sometimes I have one person in mind, go looking for pictures, get frustrated with the lack of pictures, get angry at said person and am like, “Screw you, I don’t even want to sleep whit you now”.  Because I am basically a petulant child.  Emily DiDonato doesn’t give me such problems, she’s gorgeous and a model so here she is doing gorgeous model things.  I really like her eyes.  Everyone likes her eyes.  I mean, everyone who likes her.  I am sure other people have little to no opinion on her eyes.  I am a fan however.  Today I want to fuck Emily DiDonato.

I was thinking about Princess Peach last night because I was playing Mario Kart.  This is because of course, I rule at Saturday Nights.  Don’t try to live my lifestyle, kids, it’s too fast for most people, you wouldn’t be able to keep up with the pace, I’ve seen it destroy many a life.  Anyway, I was playing Mario Kart (and aside does anyone else have a WiiU?  I know people are down on it and all but i love mine because I got it to play Mario games and I get to play Mario games.  Hit me up if you want to play Mario Kart) and I was thinking about how complex these tracks are.  Then I was thinking about how unappreciated Princess Peach is.  Not by me, I always play as her because she’s great.  She can float in 3-D World and she has the prettiest outfit in Mario Kart.  And she can float in Smash Bros. too.  I just mean in general.  She pretty clearly is running the Mushroom Kingdom despite the fact that if she was the actual ruler of the Kingdom she would be Queen Peach, not Princess Peach.  It’s a kingdom, not a principality.  That means there is a deadbeat Dad out there making her do all of the work.  On top of that, this place is just bananas.  I don’t know how she holds it together given the incredibly stupid infrastructure spending going on.  Seriously, think about it: Kart tracks, Tennis Courts, Baseball Stadiums, Golf Course, entire Olympic facilities (though in fairness Sonic might host some of those).  Now, I guess Peach could be to blame for this or it could be her worthless Dad.  I am not sure who to blame but either way Peach is a genius.  I say this because I have seen nothing that looks like a modern economy in the Mushroom Kingdom.  At best you have merchants in little mushroom houses that give away one of three items.  That’s not much of a tax base.  And sure, really this is a Kingdom that could bulk up it’s defense budget because Bowser is attacking like every other day and they aren’t very good at stopping him.  But maybe they don’t have to be.  A single plumber always beats him.  That’s some clever budgeting and she is getting the money for all this other crap somewhere.  I don’t know, it went off the rails.  It’s like 2 AM or something.  The point is Peach is great and a little under appreciated.  I think.  I feel like a lot of this didn’t make sense looking back at it.  Oh right, Coins!  Coins!  It all makes sense if you think about the tremendous amount of gold Mario picks up every time out.  Like, just amazing amounts of gold.  Peach is setting herself up as the main driving force of the Mushroom Economy.  Don’t make things too hard for Bowser, he can kidnap her, Mario comes and rescues her.  No one to help Mario, certainly no plane or car or anything, so he has to take some long 8 world route to get there, gather a fortune in gold, rescue Peach and suddenly she has the funding for a new Battle Arena or Rhythmic Gymnastics Stadium.  It’s brilliant! Today I want to fuck Princess Peach.

Anne Hathaway has been on my mind all week.  Kind of.  Like, I have considered posting her each day but then haven’t.  Someone always wins out.  I think part of it might be subconcious concern for my friends @bannedfromtheendoftheworld because I know this will fill her with uncontrollable lust and envy given her deep seeded desire for motherhood and attraction to pregnant women.  Which is why there’s really only the two pictures of Anne pregnant here.  I thought she looked good at the Oscars stuff she was at but it was like… good for someone who has to take into account a giant belly because she’s pregnant.  Which seems like faint praise but honestly just gaining a pound or two can make everything I won fit like crap so I can’t imagine how hard it is to dress well when you’re pregnant.  I can’t imagine how hard it is to care on top of that honestly.  So I don’t like the faint praise of, “Looks good considering…” but I thought her dress looked good considering.  And she was pretty.  And I guess what pushed it over the edge today is she keeps popping up on my dash, it’s a nice reminder that yeah, I happen to find Anne Hathaway quite attractive.  Today I want to fuck Anne Hathaway.

Here is Bella Thorne because she did a photoshoot on a beach the other day and… spoiler alert, Bella Thorne is pretty hot.  I have stated before I am not really a bikini person in the sense that I don’t care.  I have no strong feelings any direction so I find other people’s obsession a little eye roll inducing.  They aren’t something exciting like uh… I dunno, shiny gowns on a red carpet.  That’s something to be obsessed with.  Anyway, she is in various bits of swimwear here because well… there was a theme, why not just go with it?  Anyway, there was a gif and a bunch of pictures and I came to the conclusion she was hot.  It’s a gift, my ability to determine these things.  Today I want to fuck Bella Thorne.