Charli XCX continues to do me no favors with her clothes.  Well, not me exactly.  I happen to really like her style and her willingness to take chances and try things.  But, there are people in my life I care about who do not like her.  Like at all.  Which is strange because you’d think people wouldn’t go out of their way to be wrong but often people do.  Anyway, I see pictures of her at Fashion Week in London and my first thought is, “Well, that’s not going to change anyone’s mind”.  And yeah, if you are reading this and think it’s about you it’s probably about you.  There are like 3 of you.  You know who you are.  I find Charli XCX to be charming and I am just drawn to her.  I like the intelligence that inhabits her work and I like the way she seems to have embraced life and her level of fame to enjoy herself.  I also kind of like some of what she’s worn at Fashion Week.  Some of it less so but I’m just not posting that.  Anyway, here she is because I think she is ridiculous hot.  Today I want to fuck Charli XCX.

Here is Lana Del Rey cause it’s a Lana Del Rey kind of morning.  I listened to one of her records, I have a lot of thoughts about her and image and superficiality and authenticity but i have already written about that.  A lot actually.  On this blog.  on other blogs.  Every celebrity is selling us an image of them, not themselves.  Those who we feel are particularly authentic or uniquely themselves are either just better at selling or authentic unique themness is just what they are selling.  This all sounds cynical and it is and lord knows I am not really a fan of the nihilistic there is no truth, nothing can be known freshman year intro to philosophy stuff.  It is not profound and it is intellectually lazy.  My point is just that Lana falls into this grouping that because she is more transparent about the image she is selling she is somehow seen as less honest.  It’s an interesting intellectual contradiction we engage in, where we are almost upset when someone doesn’t try hard enough to let us suspend disbelief.  So yes, she is selling an image but it’s a pleasant image.  And there is truth to be found in purposeful illusion.  Also, she’s just kind of sexy.  Anyway, I have been thinking about all of that but it’s nothing new because it’s basically what I always think about when I think about Lana Del Rey.  Which is a good thing, certainly not everyone makes me explore thoughts on reality and truth.  Today I want to fuck Lana Del Rey.

I started watching the Netflix series Love late last night.  Or maybe early this morning. I am unclear on the time.  It all blurs together something.  I was kinda expecting to post Gillian Jacobs but after seeing the trailer last week, int he back of my head was the idea that i might post Milana Vayntrub.  Basically because when AT&T commercials come on I am like, man, she’s hot.  But I don’t tend to see those during like.. the morning.  Mainly because I’m not watching TV.  So she doesn’t ever get posted but she’s often on my mind because the one time I have posted her was kind of an evergreen post, it gets liked or reblogged about once a week by someone.  I figure this is because people are looking for the AT&T girl, find out her name, search her and… well, her tag isn’t that crowded and there aren’t that many pictures so my post is popular (Also, I guess I was pretty early in posting her.  Though not that early, my buddy @lunoboom was telling me about her youtube channel and how she had a crush on her YEARS before).  So I was glad to see her because I think she is really attractive.  I also think she is hilarious but two episodes in I haven’t really seen a lot of that from her unfortunately. Ex Girlfriend is a pretty thankless role to play.  In life and on TV she’s never the hero.  But anyway… I am rambling, I’m pretty tired.  Today I want to fuck Milana Vayntrub.

I knew by yesterday afternoon that I was probably going to post Blake Lively today.  She was at the Michael Kors show the other day and when I saw pictures of what she wore I was blown away.  Like I immediately went and messaged my friend @thunderstormofoblivion because I knew she’d agree on account of her medical condition, which is having eyeballs.  It was a good reminder that when Blake Lively wants to she can completely blow my mind.  She has been at various things in New York for the past couple of weeks, sort of circling around Fashion Week and Deadpool stuff.  Anyway, here are a bunch of pictures of her, including the Michael Kors dress and they are mainly of her outside walking to stuff because she has the amazing ability to look like she’s in the middle of a fashion shoot while walking to the car or whatever.  Her entire life is like some sort of glamor shoot.  It’s a little ridiculous.  I guess that comes from being preternaturally beautiful.  Today I want to fuck Blake Lively.

Here is my long time tumblr buddy @pigeonfoo who hasn’t shown up here in a long time for reasons I can only describe as, “me being a fucking idiot”.  Really it’s inexcusable because she is undeniably awesome and an American hero.  As someone who has followed her since we both were tiny blogs with just a couple hundred followers I know a surprising number of FooFacts.  Like not everyone knows this but um… shit, I used to be better at uh… remembering these important facts.  One time she lassoed a twister and took it for a ride  Because she could. Or to save like… a hospital full of children and nuns.  Actually, that sounds like a reason she would legitimately do that.  I know everyone knows one time she fought a bear and that’s impressive and all but did you know she one time beat a bear riding yakuza?  Not in a fight but at poker.  While scoring the winning basket in a charity basketball game to save an orphanage that again, I assume was full of nuns.  But besides all the times she’s done things like punch Hitler she is just kind of a remarkable person.  She is funny and smart and as an independent model working hard to make a living and see the business ventures she is a part of thrive she is an incredibly hard worker and that’s praise worthy.  Also, she’s pretty.  Just if I forgot to mention that.  Did I forget to?  Sometimes you get so caught up in the secret underground martial arts tournaments she has fought in you just forget to mention the obvious.  Today I want to fuck Pigeon Foo.

This one feels like a strange one.  Not to me but maybe to everyone else.  I have been aware Linda Blair was hot in the 80’s for a long time.  I think since I saw Hell Night as a preteen, which, in my defense, she was exactly what a preteen would notice.  It took place on Halloween night and she was dressed as what I can only describe as a boob princess, which is a fancy dress that seemed to be entirely designed to show off her boobs.  I would normally mock this kind of costume choice except it’s a movie and I’ve seen plenty of Halloween costumes over the years so it’s basically Cinema Verite.  Anyway, being the little girl from the exorcist she showed up in a lot of horror movies later in her career and I always think she looks good.  I just know that’s probably what makes it strange because all anyone else knows her as is the girl from the exorcist and I doubt (and hope) no one sees that and thinks about how sexy it is.  So I guess most people didn’t know she was hot, just me and Rick James.  Anyway, I watched a movie called Witchery the other night but not for her, I watched it for the Hoff and because there was an ice storm outside so I had decided it was a good night to just stay in and watch movies.  I fell asleep like half way through.  It was amazingly bad.  Now, a lot of people would not go back and rewatch the end of a movie they have declared “amazingly bad” but if you are surprised I did then you really don’t know me at all, do you internet?  So yeah, it was bad but Linda Blair was in it and she looked good.  Also naked in the half I slept through, so worth rewatching if that’s if that’s your thing.  I enjoyed it, it isn’t the first time I have thought about posting her, now I am.  Today I want to fuck Linda Blair.

Anna Kendrick won the Grammys last night because I am the authority on such things.  I kind of knew she would when the first pictures surfaced because first of all she looked amazing.  Second of all she’s Anna Kendrick, which means she is amazing.  This gives her an extra bonus.  Then my night went all pear shaped and long story short I didn’t get a lot of sleep so my brain is moving pretty slowly, so I am really no match for Anna today.  She looks amazing and it meant that yeah, I’m not going to fight with that, she wins.  For real though, that black dress is pretty perfect, right? Right. And I have nothing more interesting to say than today I want to fuck Anna Kendrick.

I am not usually inclined to post a bunch of pictures from the same thing in one post but I guess there is enough variety and it is bountiful enough for me to do so with the swimsuit issue stuff for Barbara Palvin.  I haven’t posted her in a long time, I can’t remember the last time.  Part of that is she hasn’t really don’t that much that has caught my eye in the past year or so.  And of course, my friend @lunoboom is no longer sending me videos and stuff of her.  This is because my dear friend Izzy is… I don’t know why.  Maybe she’s straight now?  No, that seems really unlikely because on a scale of gay to not gay she’s pretty super gay.  I think actually she just has stopped liking hot girls.  She has determined that making out with a hot girl would be gross so she has had none of it.  As a matter of fact, I bet she dares you to send her messages and try to tempt her into making out with you if you are a hot girl.  Dares you!  Anyway, the swimsuit issue is always nice because there are always a few models I like even if I don’t get as excited for bikinis as the rest of the world does.  I mean, they’re fine and all but for someone who loves the beach I have never quite gotten it.  I know I am a person who runs a blog about wanting to have sex with girls but I find there are way, way more fun things to do at the beach than just ogle people in swimwear.  I mean, did you know you can make castles out of sand?  If you haven’t tried it I highly suggest it.  Also you can bury action figures or dolls or whatever but I would be a little bit careful there because sometimes you do that and then you can’t find your Hoth Han Solo and that kind of sucks.  Hypothetically.  Barbara.  This is about her.  Sorry.  She looked very good, it’s nice to see her.  She’s here because she looks good but also people seem really excited she is here and I get it.  That is what I like about the swimsuit issue, it tends to be a lot of pictures of a girl so if oyu like her it’s a little like Christmas.  Also my buddy @she-goes-to-eleven is really excited and enthusiasm is pretty infectious.  So today I want to fuck Barbara Palvin.

Happy Valentine’s Day everyone!  I hope you have a good one whatever your situation is.  Here is Emily Ratajkowski and I don’t have some magical Valentine’s Day connection to make with her, I am just posting her because it has felt like she has wanted to be posted all week.  She’s at Fashion Week and has looked fantastic and every day I have almost posted her.  Even yesterday I woke up to a picture of her sent to me from @femalecelebrityoftheday.  So it really feels like I am supposed to post her.  So I am posting her.  It honestly shouldn’t have taken so much arm twisting because good lord she is hot.  Today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.

There is a whole lot going on this weekend.  From a celebrity pictures point of view I mean.  Fashion Week in New York, the BAFTAs in London, The Grammys in LA, I am sure other stuff I am forgetting.  It means parties and events and all sorts of craziness and it means there is a lot to pick from.  If your favorite person doesn’t show up I am sorry, this blog is about my libido though, not yours.  Here is Ariel Winter who is making her first ever appearance on this blog.  I think she is attractive and thought she looked cute as a button in a pilot’s hat at the pre Grammys party Delta always does.  I have never gotten the connection between airplane travel and music awards but they do this every year and I do appreciate the fact that it means a bunch of celebrities end up wearing pilots jackets and hats and what not because it’s usually adorable.  Anyway, here she is because today I want to fuck Ariel Winter.