Here is Emily Ratajkowski cause apparently posting her is just what I do now.  It feels like it’s been a lot lately but she has been circulating around the periphery of my life recently.  And she’s very attractive so I can’t help but notice.  I can kind of tell when someone has a lot of heat just by the number of 5 year old pictures that start surfacing as never before seen outtakes from this photoshoot or whatever.  There have been a bunch of those recently.  I am not complaining.  I like her.  I hope you do, too, but I won’t be upset if you’re one of those people who have told me she’s meh.  I am used to being a person of superior taste, it’s a burden I have and will continue to carry.  Today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.

Leighton Meester last showed up over a year ago.  Before that I think it was 2 years ago.  There is a lot of gap in between which for part of me is stunning and for another part not.  There was a point in my life where there really wasn’t another celebrity I was more attracted to.  Not just because she is beautiful but because she had something else about her as well.  Of course, these things tend to change and now I so rarely even see her.  I saw Life Partners recently and… it was alright.  It wasn’t a bad movie it just left me largely unsatisfied.  It never was as good or as crucial as it could be and ended up being cinematic junk food that felt like a waste of talent.  Leighton was actually pretty good in it.  Because she is often pretty good in things that end up not being so great.  There were some moment though that reminded me why I loved her.  She is talented and she is pretty.  So today I want to fuck Leighton Meester.

I started watching Another Period early this morning when I couldn’t sleep.  It has been on my radar a while because it has lots of people I like a lot in it.  Also because lots of people have told me I should watch it or… well at least suggested it.  I can’t really remember anyone but whole-lies-and-half-smiles at the moment but I know there were others.  It was pretty funny so far but the pleasant surprise was I didn’t know Christina Hendricks was in it.  I was glad to see her when she showed up and it was a nice reminder that, oh yeah, Christina Hendricks is really, really pretty.  Also she always looks best in period dress.  And I really like period dress.  She looked pretty though, it was nice to get to focus on her face cause for some reason that doesn’t always happen.  That’s why she’s here today.  Today I want to fuck Christina Hendricks.

This is actually my favorite kind of post.  And typically least popular kind of post.  But I always like when it happens.  I saw this moving late last night called Storage 24.  It was nothing special.  Just some movie about an alien monster killing people in a storage facility.  It was an English production so for an American it always makes it seem somehow a little bit more sophisticated and stuff.  I even made a joke early on, “Oh, this is for me, all the girls in it are blonde and everyone knows how much I love blonde British girls”.  And this one girl in it, Laura Haddock, was playing the best friend of the main girl and I was like, oh, she’s really pretty.  And as it went on I thought she was better and better looking.  Like very pretty.  And I had no idea she existed before last night.  That’s what I like, seeing something, seeing a girl I’ve never heard of, posting her.  Of course, when it’s someone from another country I have no idea if they are actually famous or anything.  Like, she’s been on a lot of TV shows in the UK but I haven’t heard of them so… they could be wildly popular or something no one has seen.  I have no clue.  I will say a lot of people have seen her because she’s Starlord’s mom.  But… I don’t remember sexualizing her in that role.  Weird.  Today I want to fuck Laura Haddock.

I am having some brain drain today.  I have things I want to say about Holly Willoughby but the words aren’t coming.  I apologize, I am sure you’re crushed.  Anyway, she is basically here cause my friend Katherine often tricks me into thinking about Holly Willoughby.  It’s a crafty move on her part because there is no reason for an American to be thinking about Holly Willoughby.  But I do.  Maybe this is how England gets the Empire back.  I don’t know, the end game is unclear to me.  She is very pretty though, which I appreciate on account of being a fan of prettiness.  She is pretty in an interesting way though, there is just something about her that seems… comforting?  Wholesome?  I guess those things but I am not articulating it.  Which I already said I couldn’t do so let’s just leave it there.  Today I want to fuck Holly Willoughby.

Sometimes I am impressed by how well Old Hollywood;s bag of tricks still work.  And I guess how easily I can be manipulated.  I think the one that gets me the most is the way they used to film women.  And well, still do, Hollywood hasn’t thrown out the old tricks, just modified them.  But the old favorite that was always used and isn’t quite so in your face anymore is to make the girl of desire in the film show up in soft focus and with her hair lit so it almost glowed.  Soft Focus, if you don’t know, was originally something that came from defects in lenses.  It is not the same as being out of focus but rather the edges can stay sharp while the interior is not quite focused.  It hides blemishes and is why all the starlets in black and white movies look like their skin is beyond perfect.  It also gives the dream like quality to the shot that makes them seem like they came from above, more than human.  Certainly better than you or I.  Add to that luminous hair and almost a halo of light and… well, you get the drift, there is a reason stars were seen as on a different level of humanity once upon a time. And the thing is, I know all of this, I know the tricks, I know at least enough about film to know how it is manipulating me and it still works.  It means I see Veronica Lake and not only do I think she’s beautiful, I wonder how it is even the most gorgeous of today’s stars don’t have this special kind of beauty she and other had.  And I just explained to you why.  So that’s impressive.  And you know, tricks or whatever Veronica Lake is ridiculously beautiful.  If you don’t know her enjoy, she was in quite a few movies I would recommend.  Maybe…. don’t look up details about her life though.  I made the mistake of telling my friend all about her and it just depressed her.  Well… nuff said, Hollywood maybe hasn’t always been kind to women.  Uh, thank god that’s all over.  Today I want to fuck Veronica Lake.

I was about to post Emily Ratajkowski today and it would have been the 4th time in 11 days, which is really often.  It carries the flaw of leaving me little to say and the occasional snide comment.  Well, luckily Kate Upton stepped in to save the day with a V Magazine shoot she and some other models did.  I saw that and actually said, “Oh my god”.  That is the Kate Upton I have been missing.  I don’t know what’s different but oh my god.  And for those of you who know me, like really know me, you will understand that picture feels almost liek it was taken just for me.  It’s amazing.  And believe it or not, the person I have posted the most ever is showing up here to give a nice change of pace.  Because oh my god!  Just… my god, today I want to fuck Kate Upton.

Man guys, I am beat today.  Very little sleep, hung over.  Sometimes I forget I am not 20 anymore.  No, that’s not entirely accurate, I am aware I am not 20, I just don’t adjust my behavior accordingly. I should probably be a little worried about how relatable I find Colleen Green’s latest album, I Want to Grow Up. But you know, it helps that it’s just really good.  And I enjoy her, I like her voice, I really dig her guitar work because I really like distortion and simple chord structures.  Today I want to fuck Colleen Green.

I feel like I just keep repeating myself over and over again in the past few weeks but it isn’t really my fault, they are the people who keep showing up.  I basically had two people in mind today after looking around and couldn’t decide and finally Emily Ratajkowski won out but both of them are people I have posted in the last week. This blog  has taught me that if nothing else I am very easily influenced.  Big press push for something so a girl shows up everywhere?  I am going to post her more.  That’s just how it works.  I see something about Hamburgers on TV and then I am suddenly craving hamburgers.  When I was younger I considered myself a radical individualist, out to cut my own path.  As I have grown older I have come to realize that is their favorite type to market to.  This got a little conspiracy theory there but you know… Emily Ratajkowski is hot and I hope this movie is good because dear lord are they pushing it.  Oddly, I am still so what on any desire to see the movie but Emily Ratajkowski is getting two thumbs up.  Today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.

Here is Olivia Cooke who I would say I am extremely attracted to, or at least more attracted to than almost everyone else.  There is something about her that is not only attractive but also kind of crush worthy.  I would forgive you for not knowing this about me because I haven’t really posted her much.  This is of course, not my fault.  She is on a show with tiny little seasons that has, and I am just guessing here but this is how it feels, approximately 300 years between seasons. Also I watch it on Netflix so my consumption of Bates Motel takes place over 2 days and then I wait 300 years for the next one. So she isn’t really showing up on my radar a lot and there are almost never pictures of her.  Luckily she is in Me and Earl and the Dying Girl.  So that means I have something to watch cause I have actually heard good things despite some backlash.  Also it means there have been some red caret things in the past few months.  Big win for me.  Anyway, here she is because she is pretty and cute and i like her.  Today I want to fuck Olivia Cooke.