Among the oddly specific things I appear to be into, the most oddly specific seems to be this: Selena Gomez wearing Adidas.  This is not a thing I have an explanation for, I just so happened to notice recently that every time a new shoot for their line comes out and she is modeling it, that it is when I sit up and go, “Hey, Selena Gomez is looking pretty good right here”.  Like, Selena Gomez is pretty but I have no real, specific thing for her most of the time, no real connection.  About all i know about Adidas is as a kid there was an on going debate among some of the boys who played soccer if it really stood for “All Day I Dream About Soccer”.  The general consensus was that something stood for that but some people said Diadora was Italian for “All Day I Dream About Soccer”.  This is because Americans readily believe in other languages an entire word can basically stand in for a paragraph.  I guess we see English as a painfully inefficient language.  This is why Speed Racer talked so fast, in the original Japanese he said two words.  in English he had to fit 500 sentences into the same 10 seconds.  None of this explains Selena Gomez in Adidas but it’s all I have.  She looked really good in the stuff that came out last week.  Today I want to fuck Selena Gomez.

The first time I posted Maika Monroe it was really just rooted in the deep need to talk about It Follows and to get everyone to watch It Follows (minor digression, go watch It Follows.  If you haven’t seen it you really should, it is fantastic). Today I am posting her because I saw another excellent movie with her in it but she’s here because she frankly looked pretty hot in a lot of it.  She has many talents, she is not only a professional actress but also a professional Kiteboarder but apparently she has a talent for being in excellent movies because I have seen her in two so far and both rule.  Now, that’s no guarantee for the rest but for someone who has only been working for 3 years, it’s pretty damn impressive. The Guest is this interesting mix of  things and in a lot of ways it felt like a throw back to late night stuff I used to watch with friends in the 80′s but… much, much better and better made. It’s by the same guy who did You’re Next, whihc was also excellent.  So really, you guys have three movies to see from this post alone.  You lucky dogs. I am surprised I am posting her again because I thoguht it would be a one time thing but given her track record… well, we may be seeing a rising star here.  Either way, today I want to fuck Maika Monroe.

I guess it’s old home week cause here is Katy Perry, who much like Kate Upton has shown up a lot but not a lot recently.  There are lots of reasons for this, Pop stars wax and wane and when there isn’t a new album or major tour they show up less, I think about them less.  Also, not a huge fan of the haircut she had for a bit there.  Anyway, she is here because she has had some photoshoots in the past month I have enjoyed and someone asked me the other day about the Katy Perry and Taylor Swift feud.  I haven’t talk about it because it all strikes me as colossally stupid. Apparently at least some people care about my opinion on this so here is my opinion, it is a fight between millionaires and the only thing dumber than millionaires getting bent out of shape about who their employees work for are people who are in no way involved caring about what millionaires fight about.  On a more granular level, I would say the people who matter here are the back up dancers, who clearly for some reason liked one singer’s offer better than another.  Thus they left for higher pay, better working conditions, something they thought would make their job and thus their life better.  If we were talking about Burger King and McDonalds no one would begrudge anyone for going to get a better job at the rival, no matter how big of a deal promotion Burger King was having right now.  This of course is the power of art, we feel emotionally invested and thus anyone who might even slightly hurt the art (and by extension the artist) we see as the enemy.  I have seen it in nerd culture for years.  Comic book creator leaves a mainstream title to create his own work, believing he is entitled to greater fruits of his labor?  He is a monster who has betrayed us all.  Famed game developed doesn’t make a sequel to a huge title but stats his own studio?  He’s ruined it for everyone!  So if you want to know what i think I think it is all very, very stupid and I haven’t brought it up because I know a lot of you care.  But it is stupid to care, in case you didn’t know. That said, it’s fun to get mean songs out of it.  That’s just art being art though.  Anyway, that’s a whole lot not about Katy Perry but I don’t feel like writing more.  I’ll just say today I want to fuck Katy Perry.

This morning I slept pretty late, got up and sent wildflagsure a request to tell me what record to put on.  She came through as I knew she would because she’s pretty good at that sort of thing.  A lot of people are not, and in fairness it’s a big ask to get someone to just make your decisions for you.  A bunch of pressure to be right.  She is good at it though, I highly suggest you go ahead and ask her to program your morning for you some time, I mean, I don’t know for sure she wants to do this but I am going to go ahead and say she does because in my experience women love it when you speak for them.  Anyway, that is a long way of getting to the fact that I listened to Rilo Kiley’s More Adventurous this morning, which is my favorite Rilo Kiley album and probably my favorite thing Jenny Lewis has ever done.  It was a good choice, too, because Jenny Lewis’ voice just makes everything better.  Everything.  I could listen to her all day, it’s just magic.  Which is why she is here because listening to her sing always moves me.  Today I want to fuck Jenny Lewis.

A few times this week discussions that have not been about Miss Mosh have caused me to think about Mosh.  And bring up Mosh.  So here’s Mosh cause clearly I am thinking about her.  This is likely because I think she is one of the most beautiful people on the planet.  She came up, I wanted to look for a specific picture of her but instead got distracted looking at pictures of her because again, she is beautiful, and next thing I know I am like, well, gotta post Mosh.  There is lot so commend her and i have written about it in the past but today it is just because she is a vision.  She just looks so amazingly good.  Today I want to fuck Miss Mosh.

At 23 years old I stood on a train platform in a distant city and watched the reflection of a sunset on the Biltmore.  The glass was full of vivid yellows and red and it was beautiful and painful and sad.  I had been told by movies and pop songs since my youth that nothing gold could stay and in that moment i knew it to be true.  We had taken a trip to rekindle something that may have never been there in retrospect and I knew at that moment this weekend was the last good time we would ever have together.  There is a melancholy to the end of things.  I always feel it because I am painfully nostalgic for things that never even really existed.  This is all quite a strange way to start an entry but it is where my mind has gone.  We grow as people and things change, we grow apart, we grow to the point where we aren’t the same person we were a few years ago.  My obsession with Kate Upton is rather well documented, she was being posted almost twice a month for a long time.  She rarely shows up anymore.  She is still pretty.  I still think she’s pretty buit interestingly a lot of the spark is gone for me.  I couldn’t tell you why.  I have simply moved on.  And that made me think of the setting sun as I stretched my legs for the few moments they would allow, it isn’t that I will never post her again.  Nor that I will never think of her.  But I am relatively confident that part of my life is behind me.  And I am the sort of person who apparently gets nostalgic for celebrity crushes.  Or maybe it’s just the black and white.  She is pretty though.  Today I want to fuck Kate Upton.

So I watched this movie called Faults last night.  The name sounded familiar, Netflix thought I would like it and… I did like it and it sounded familiar because it had Mary Elizabeth Winstead in it (and is the directorial debut of her husband).  The movie was not perfect but I liked it a lot and it featured two great performances, which frankly is more than I get from most of the garbage I watch, so the fact that the movie as a whole was good is a real bonus.  One of the real treats of following Mary Elizabeth Winstead’s career over the past few years is that even when the movies she has made aren’t perfect I can be certain to get a fascinating performance fro her. It also has been extremely varied, this time she managed to be enigmatic and … weird but not int he overt typical “weird” Hollywood goes for.  She was also fascinating and compelling.  All that would be enough to make me want to post her.  The fact that I consider her to be one of the most beautiful people on the planet is a nice little bonus.  Today I want to fuck Mary Elizabeth Winstead.

Taylor Swift has shown up here more than most people.  Like top 10 all time.  Which is odd given I don’t think of myself as a particularly big Taylor Swift fan.  Like, other people are much, much bigger Taylor Swift fans.  Which either means Taylor Swift is such a big deal even if you aren’t a huge fan you like her more than most other people or I am lying to myself. I guess it could be a combination of things.  Either way more pictures of her on stage showed up and she looked fantastic, as she often does on stage.  There was some sparkly stuff and some shiny stuff and lord knows I’m a big dumb animal.  So here she is.  Today I want to fuck Taylor Swift.

Here is Model and Photographer and likely genius Hannah Ray.  I say genius because she has not only come up with a way to make money with photography in an era where it is increasingly difficult to do so, she may have come up with the BEST way to make money with photography.  I would explain it but frankly there is an article right here that can do it better.  Now, i don’t want to imply what she does is easy by talking about how awesome it is because modeling is not easy.  Photography is not easy, making an awesome blog like she has is not easy (also two tumblrs Captain Hanski and Hannah Ray Ninja).  But there is some serious respect that needs to be given to anyone who can do not only great work but find an innovative way to do it.  Which is really why she is here today, because he work is beautiful and impressive and I enjoy it a lot and I am kind of just fascinated with the business side of it.  I am forever impressed by independent artists and how hard and creatively they work to make a living.  So today I want to fuck Hannah Ray.

I have been out enjoying the sun all weekend and so went with maybe the easiest thing to post today, Candice Swanepoel in a bikini.  Pictures of Candice Swanepoel in swimwear might be our most abundant natural resources.  If we could generate electricity from them we would enter a new golden age. Now, by and large I find bikinis boring, at least I find the idea that that is what you want to see a girl in boring.  Clothing is often way more interesting than no clothing.  But aside from the lot of skin factor I can get the appeal sometimes.  The beach is one of my favorite places on Earth. And I don’t think it’s a mistake that you rarely see a model modeling a bikini in front of a blank white drop cloth.  That would show off the bikini as well, right?  But it wouldn’t sell people one what you’re really selling them, which is a ticket to paradise.  Not Eddie Money style but that this bikini is just going to be a key part of your trip to the most wonderful place on earth.  And so when I post someone in a bikini it is usually like that.  Because I am a sucker for it to.  Candice Swanepoel is hot but man the beach is great.  Together I guess it’s like peanut butter and chocolate.  Whatever, I am rambling.  Today I want to fuck Candice Swanepoel.