I am in a foul mood for some reason so here is Jessica Chastain because she is always reliable.  I realize “Ol’ Reliable” is perhaps not the highest praise you can give a woman but it feels accurate with her.  She can always be counted on to look good because she knows what she is doing.  She can always be counted on to be good in a movie because she is amazingly gifted.  That’s nice to have.  Like… to know that even going in even when the movie doesn’t work it will be worth watching for her performance.  You can’t really count on a lot of things in life so it’s powerful to have something you can rely on.  Even if that is Jessica Chastain being kind of fantastic.  So it might not be the highest compliment she’ll receive but it’s where I’m at today.  Today I want to fuck Jessica Chastain.

My relationship with Demi Lovato is interesting (to me and only me but let’s be honest, this blog is internet navel gazing at it’s most severe) in that I go long swaths without thinking about her or anything.  Demi Lovato is not at the front of my thoughts in day to day life or anything and if asked for a list of celebrities I am most attracted to (which running this blog I get asked a lot and I always kind of want to point to my blog as the answer) she doesn’t come up.  Because I don’t think of her.  So she is not at the forefront of my thoughts but she is clearly always rattling around in the back of my mind.  It has been pointed out to me by some friends that I have always been attracted to her.  Like… when subjects that would involve her came up in the past, like which former Disney Star is the hottest, apparently I came down very firmly that Demi Lovato blows the competition away.  Stuff like that.  I don’t even remember.  My point is though, that like… I almost forget Demi Lovato exists.  Tuesday I maybe couldn’t have pulled her name out of a hat if you had asked me for the 50 hottest celebrities.  Yet, the second I see pictures of her the reaction is always the same, “Holy shit she is gorgeous”.  Without fail and, again, pointing to my blog, she is indeed in my top 50 most posted people.  Much higher than 50 actually.  Because I am very, very attracted to her because she is just gorgeous.  But my brain has some strange block that I can’t explain.  I find it interesting.  You are bored.  I’ll stop.  Today I want to fuck Demi Lovato.

So the ITV Gala was last night and that’s a thing that I know exists because I saw the words together.  Of course, as an American I am going to post about it because if there is one things Americans are passionate about it’s British TV networks and the events surrounding them even though we don’t know which shows come from that Network and which ones are from the BBC and if there are other British Networks.  There must be, right?  There can’t just be two channels.  Maybe there are.  There were only 5 channels when I was a kid, or well 7 but two were these really weird UHF outliers and I am not sure what they even put on the air when cartoons were over.  But my point is since England is a lot smaller maybe those are the only channels they could fit.  That can’t be right can it?  Well, the notoriously savvy Brits who follow me will no doubt pipe up to help me out with useful facts about their television and maybe to explain to me that Guy Fawkes night is not a mispronunciation of Halloween again but actually a whole separate thing.  Anyway, multiple people looked good but Pixie Lott looked the best.  Looking good seems to come easy to her in general. Today I want to fuck Pixie Lott.

Here is Tinashe for reasons unclear to me beyond, “Hey, she sure is pretty”.  I woke up with her on my mind.  Was I having a dream about her I don’t remember?  Is it that it illiterates well with Thursday (it doesn’t that well to be honest, Tuesday would be better), is it because Tinashe is part of a secret Illuminati and is using her mind control powers to make me think about her?  I don’t know.  All of them seem equally likely except for the last one because I have feel like there are better targets to mind control if she wants success or attention.  I guess it could be a real Doctor Faustus situation but even if Tinashe has super human powers and is squandering them playing pranks, I am having a hard time believing I am a likely target.  I don’t think she knows I exist.  It’s unlikely.  So she’s probably here because she’s extremely good looking and my brain does like that kind of thing.  Today I want to fuck Tinashe.

So there were those CFDA Fashion awards the other day and you know, pictures have been slow to trickle in but I knew Nicki Minaj was there and thus I knew I was likely to post Nicki Minaj because that’s what I do when she actually shows up in red carpet pics.  She looked good.  I mean, she looked like her. Nothing she wore was ground breaking in that it was very Nicki Minaj.  Luckily I like that sort of thing.  It’s also a nice coincidence because last night I was actually thinking about how smart Nicki Minaj is and how I feel that’s over looked.  I am not surprised it is for many reasons but it is worth noting how confidently she can speak on things she cares about and how immediately she can articulate herself on them.  The second part is what I was thinking about, she doesn’t seem to need time to gather her thoughts and formulate a rebuttle, she already has it.  That is interesting and probably is the core of why I am attracted to her, it shows someone who is pretty confident and aware of who she is and thus is able to so quickly articulate her feelings and thoughts.  It’s impressive and confidence is hot.  Today I want to fuck Nicki Minaj.

Here is Fearne cotton cause shiny dresses guys.  I like Shiny Dresses.  It’s a thing I have been teased about but I should point out I like nice dresses that are shiny.  Just stapling tin foil to a dress won’t work.  If you were planning on that.  So you know.  Anyway, I particularly like her silver one.  The cut of it, the sleeves, I think it’s fantastic.  Fearne has somehow popped up on my radar a bunch the past few weeks, just various events and stuff and I have considered posting her, which feels like she is doing well because for someone who is only famous an ocean away you have to stand out a lot for me to find myself considering you.  Whatever, I am a bit out of it today.  It’s weird and rainy but I really like her fashion sense in general.  Which I guess isn’t news if you are British, that she is known for her fashion sense and if you aren’t you’ve already skipped over this becuase you have no clue who she is.  Today I want to fuck Fearne Cotton.

Here’s some Charli XCX because it’s a day that ends in a y and I happen to like her a lot.  That’s basically it.  I don’t think there was like… a thing with her or anything this weekend.  Actually it was kind of a slow weekend so I feel like I can be forgiven for defaulting to one of my favorites.  Besides, she dressed as Barbarella for Halloween, which is pretty clearly for me.  If you know me you know it’s ridiculous how much that is for me.  If you don’t know me just take my word for it.  I really have no reason to lie about this, like I am not lying about being way into Barbarella to seem cool.  Not that I wouldn’t lie to all of you to seem cool, I just like to think I’d come up with a much more effective lie than that.  Anyway, Charli is great and let me look… nope, no new album yet.  But hey, another new song this past week that she wrote for someone else but is still basically her song.  That’s fun.  Today I want to fuck Charli XCX.

How about some Daisy Ridley today becuase why not.  It’s been a busy day for me thus far and so I haven’t had time to even really consider my poor blog.  But I did just see an ad for Murder on the Orient Express and while I am having a really hard time caring about it Daisy Ridley looked good in it.  She also looked really good a few days ago at the premier.  On top of that, I love Star Wars and hey, why not get warmed up for the inevitable Rey related posts about Daisy Ridley when the time comes.  You know, work on those muscles so to speak. So here she is because today I want to fuck Daisy Ridley.

I feel a little like I am a day behind on this even though this isn’t a news blog or anything, but Hayley Atwell was at an awards thing the other day and looked great and now I am posting her.  She’s looked fantastic a couple of times recently actually but the turth is she could purposefully look like garbage and if she showed up at something I’d still be likely to end up posting her because it would be a reminder that she exists and that she rules.  I mean, she looks good, that’s nice.  But the truth is she is such an amazing bundle of talent and charm that it is enough.  She is just so likable that how can you not love her?  I dunno.  Anyway, here she is because today I want to fuck Hayley Atwell.

Here is Kristen Bell because I have been catching up on the good place but also cause today is my day and I am going to make it all about me and most years that means I post Kristen Bell.  She is great and I just love having her on a great show again.  The Good Place is fantastic and her comedic timing is amazing and now that I think about it this show feels like it is basically for me.  I mean, it makes me laugh out loud and there was an episode this season that referenced Immanuel Kant, Alan Leroy Locke, and Michel Foucault.  And probably more I missed.  That’s kind of like if  you were designing a thing for me a big part of what it would be.  A funny show with Kristen Bell that makes a ton of literary and philosophical references.  I mean, I spend a lot of time contemplating the nature of good and evil and what it means to live a good life already if I am going to be honest.  Which the show might be telling me is a waste of my time to a degree but either way, the show is totally for me.  And I adore Kristen Bell.  How can you not?  If you don’t you’re just 100% wrong. Sorry.  Somethings are just true.  Today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.