Finally Doutzen Kroes shows up.  I feel like I have almost posted her a dozen times since Milan Fashion Week.  Almost because there have been a slew of people and while she is beautiful she has shown up less than some others and quantity over quality I always say!  There has just been intense competition but then she showed up at a thing I am now forgetting the name of because it was in honor of a model with a complicated name and I don’t know her that well and sorry.  The point is Doutzen showed up in a suit and just looked amazing.  So good I can’t imagine anyone topping that.  So she wins because she looked the best yesterday.  Of I guess everyone on the planet?  Seems like a big claim but I’ll make it.  None of you cowards have the balls to send me nasty comments not on anon anyway.  Today I want to fuck Doutzen Kroes.

There was still a lot going on this weekend that meant there was going to be a lot of competition for today’s pick but instead Taylor Swift is here for no reason.  And by No Reason I mean of course there is a reason but more like I say that when there is no particularly obvious one.  She wasn’t at a place or in a thing.  I mean… she was at places and in things I am sure this weekend, I know she’s mega famous but I don’t think being a celebrity gives you the ability to transcend the physical universe or anything.  I am not claiming she was floating in an empty void of non-existence.  More like she wasn’t in the sort of thing that generates a bunch of internet attention like say Paris Fashion Week.  So a lot of models fought for attention and there are three who I almost posted today but I am thinking about Taylor Swift.  And how despite a lot of noise a month ago with her new video all is quite on the formerly country and western front.  It’s just odd.  Or she’s a PR genius (I mean she basically is I am just not sure this is part of that) in that by not crushing us with publicity we are thinking about her more because why isn’t she crushing us with publicity.  It’s an odd situation.  Anyway, she keeps popping into my head so I am posting her.  Today I want to fuck Taylor Swift.

I am aware I have been repeating myself recently.  I went to my blogs main page to just look to see if it’s as bad as I think and yup, in the past 10 days 3 people have made up 7 posts and hey, now it’s about to be 4 people making up 9 of the last 11.  I can’t help it if certain people keep showing up and looking amazing.  I would like to diversify but then on top of all of it Fan Bingbing shows up at Paris Fashion wee and this kind of feels like it goes without saying given it’s Fan Bingbing, but she looked perfect.  In all white and like… I don’t even know, even her face decided to somehow conform tot he look.  It’s damn impressive just how perfectly she can put together a look.  And really any look from what I can tell.  She is just gorgeous.  Today I want to fuck Fan Bingbing.

So yesterday when this started popping up everywhere I knew it was pretty much a given that I’d be posting Emily Ratajkowski today.  Not only does she look great and is that a great dress but it’s also shiny and I am a big dumb idiot who likes shiny things.  It is just a killer look though.  She has a lot of killer looks though. She has some misses, I haven’t loved everything she’s worn over the past two weeks but I can appreciate most of it on some level.  And some of it just stellar.  That suit she wore earlier in the day yesterday?  Man, she looks great there.  It’s a great look, a great color, even those boots are just perfect.  She looked great all day yesterday I guess.  Anyway, she’s here.  Today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.

The Good Place is back.  Well, it came back last week but I got distracted posting other things so didn’t mention it.  Not this week though.  There are plenty of distractions still but I am posting Kristen Bell cause The Good Place is still great.  It’s just funny and surprising and seems will to turn everything on it’s head every episode.  It’s pretty gutsy.  And of course Kristen Bell is a giant ball of charm, charisma, and hilarity.  I love her.  Today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.

If you hate models I have bad news for you.  Well, lots of bad news.  One is that if you literally hate people for something so minor as they have chosen a career that you have decided to vilify then life is not going to be pleasant for you.  That’s a lot of hate to direct at something that frankly doesn’t matter and it will eat away at your soul over time.  Hate will destroy you eventually.  This isn’t some new age Jedi bullshit, I don’t think you’ll develop yellow eyes or anything, it is just that people just only have so much energy and what you’ll find is if you focus on what you hate instead of what you love people will just not want to spend time with you because you’re likely not a very pleasant person to be around.  It’s a thing to think about.  But that wasn’t my initial point, more immediately than the slow souring of your spirit, if you hate models the bad news is we’re into our 4th Fashion Week and it means I am still posting a lot of models.  I guess if you just don’t like the models I like this isn’t great for you either.  I didn’t create fashion week though, I am just the beneficiary. Obviously I am helpless to make my own decisions, I have to post models who show up at things.  Anyway, Gigi Hadid was at a thing last night that I can’t remember.  A cocktail party?  A launch event?  It all blurs together and let’s be honest, at their core they are all advertisements, some just more blatant than others.  So she was at an advertisement for something fashion related but one of the good kind of ads that have people dress up fancy, which is nice for those of us who like seeing people dress up fancy.  She looked pretty cool in my mind.  I liked her dress.  So today I want to fuck Gigi Hadid.  

So Barbara Palvin is in Paris now.  For Fashion Week I mean.  I’m not tracking her movements.  That would be creepy.  But she is there and she wore a shiny dress and I thought she looked really great and I was like, “Oh wow, I need to post her. It’s been forever since I posted her”.  By forever it turns out I meant literally 5 days.  Five Days is Forever.  Which, now that I say it out loud sounds like a great name for a mid 2000’s Emo Band.  You’re welcome to it if you’re a time traveling musician. Anyway, I can’t be expected to keep track of things like time or my own blog, not when there are pictures of Barbara Palvin to look at.  Here are pictures of her at various things, mostly Fashion Week stuff but not all because there are only so many.  Today I want to fuck Barbara Palvin.

So Paris Fashion Week is a thing that’s going on.  I haven’t seen much of anything from it yet, which makes sense, this sort of thing takes time to ramp up.  But Emily Ratajkowski has already shown up at stuff and that’s good enough for me because I am still under the weather and she is hot.  SO I am posting her cause it’s nice and easy.  Today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowksi.

Oof.  Sorry guys, I am feeling not so great today.  I didn’t sleep well and I think I may have caught something so I am going to have to half ass this one.  I am posting Ellie Rowsell for a variety of reasons including the fact that she is attractive and that people who play guitar are hot.  I would go into more detail but I really am just not up to it.  I’ll tag @wildflagsure and @she-goes-to-eleven because I am sure at least one of them will reblog this and they can add details on what makes Ellie Rowsell great.  Or they will miss the note that I tagged them and I can later declare them straight and not into Ellie Rowsell and point out that I have proof. Win win for me really.  Today I want to fuck Ellie Rowsell.

Gigi Hadid is here because it’s about damn time.  She has been near the top quite a few days thanks to her being in pretty much every major show in Milan but kept getting bumped by someone else.  So she’s here and it’s interesting with a lot of the fashion shows, so much of it is not for me yet there is almost always something I can find I like in every model.  Not the model personally, though I am sure if I put in the effort that would be true.  There are very few people who are so irredeemable they have nothing in them worthy of praise and I doubt that they have all flocked to modeling.  I mean what they are wearing though, even some stuff I don’t like there is some aspect I do.  And of course some of what Gigi has walked in I have loved.  The strangest thing to me about runway work is the faces.  It’s the no smiling thing which I realize has lots of roots in the past, mainly in aristocratic disdain and Victorian hate for emotions.  Definitely a tradition worth preserving.  But it’s strange.  I get for passport photos you need to look deeply unhappy because as every science fiction vehicle from the 1960’s taught us, human emotion can literally make a computer explode, so a smile would bring down the entire Internet when facial recognition software tried to work.  But with clothes?  Really?  I head someone says a smile might distract from the clothes.  Boy, I dunno, if you’re worried people might be looking at the girls instead of the clothes maybe don’t have such a high beauty standard for modeling.  I dunno, I just find it strange that there are a set of people in the world who get immediately unhappy if people seem to be having too much fun.  I feel bad for those people, I think they must be deeply unhappy.  I don’t really have a point here, I just want to look down my nose at unhappy people I guess?  Ha, take that people who are already miserable!  Anyway, Gigi looks good and I have enjoyed seeing her all over Milan and today I want to fuck Gigi Hadid.