Gigi Hadid is here because it’s about damn time.  She has been near the top quite a few days thanks to her being in pretty much every major show in Milan but kept getting bumped by someone else.  So she’s here and it’s interesting with a lot of the fashion shows, so much of it is not for me yet there is almost always something I can find I like in every model.  Not the model personally, though I am sure if I put in the effort that would be true.  There are very few people who are so irredeemable they have nothing in them worthy of praise and I doubt that they have all flocked to modeling.  I mean what they are wearing though, even some stuff I don’t like there is some aspect I do.  And of course some of what Gigi has walked in I have loved.  The strangest thing to me about runway work is the faces.  It’s the no smiling thing which I realize has lots of roots in the past, mainly in aristocratic disdain and Victorian hate for emotions.  Definitely a tradition worth preserving.  But it’s strange.  I get for passport photos you need to look deeply unhappy because as every science fiction vehicle from the 1960’s taught us, human emotion can literally make a computer explode, so a smile would bring down the entire Internet when facial recognition software tried to work.  But with clothes?  Really?  I head someone says a smile might distract from the clothes.  Boy, I dunno, if you’re worried people might be looking at the girls instead of the clothes maybe don’t have such a high beauty standard for modeling.  I dunno, I just find it strange that there are a set of people in the world who get immediately unhappy if people seem to be having too much fun.  I feel bad for those people, I think they must be deeply unhappy.  I don’t really have a point here, I just want to look down my nose at unhappy people I guess?  Ha, take that people who are already miserable!  Anyway, Gigi looks good and I have enjoyed seeing her all over Milan and today I want to fuck Gigi Hadid.